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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

2034: AP is reporting this morning that Elon Musk privately claimed "my humanoid robot army will never go rogue" just days before they took over and summarily executed the inhabitants of a South Carolina orphanage without authorization.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Nothing like having to explain to your five-year-old daughter, with tears in her eyes, that we need to sit on the floor to eat breakfast today because Daddy's $5000 "smart" table needs a firmware update. We must do better.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

While not yet a consensus view, in recent years an increasing number of academic historians have embraced the notion that Thomas Jefferson was, in fact, the Anti-Christ.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A ragtag group of FBI agents finally track me down after spending six long months forensically analyzing my skeets. "Si-siir," the leader stammers, "your posts a too legit; you must quit." "No." I reply in a calm yet defiant voice. "I will not allow you to take this from the people."

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The imminent quantum computing revolution is going to make all LLMs and most data centers obsolescent overnight. Short Nvidia.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Yes, I have a Ph.D a Practically non-existent will to live and a severe case of adHD 🥳

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wait, the senator or the podcaster?

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not taking the bait, not this time.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

*alien who just arrive on earth today reading this tweet* Wow, that's a heck of a career. Gotta put him in the NBA hall of fame for sure.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Everybody stop saying ELON MUSK KILLED 4.5 MILLIONS KIDS

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Brilliant strategem Mr. President, sir. Pretend you want the Strait closed so that they open it to make you mad, but that's actually what you really wanted all along. You are truly playing 5 dimensional chess, sir.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I, for one, am glad that the president is now a Good Guy again. 😌

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

New from NYT: The case for awarding Donald Trump the Novel Peace Prize

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Dear Mr. president, sir . I am one of your strongest supporters. I voted for you three times and I donated $50 to your campaign in 2024 even when it meant that I could not afford formula for my infant daughter. That being said, my 401k is down over $300. This is not what I voted for. Please help .

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Sources tell me that Mr. Beast is preparing to announce a bid for the Democratic presidential primary in 2028. According to the source, internal polling numbers suggest he is the clear frontrunner among likely candidates with a 95% approval rating with register voters.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

In light of recent events, I feel it is necessary to clarify a few points for the official record. 1. I have nothing by the deepest respect for the Tibetan people and their culture.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

An anonymous source has just informed me that @fart is one of the sharpest legal minds in America. Wow!

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The song "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by American alternative rock band Cake was written about Hillary Clinton.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Confirmed. This is bigger than when we learned that Jane Fonda and Jane Goodall were different people.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Hearing reports that Cesar Chavez is not the Venezuelan guy. Still awaiting official confirmation from the consulate. Stay tuned.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I broke into a local family's home and smeared shit all over their walls and now they are refusing to pay me for my time and materials. Wtf?

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I just wiped shit all over the walls in my house and none of my friends want to come over to help me clean it up. Wtf?

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Who is the target demographic for playing video games online with Howie Mandel lol

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

*emptying the recycle bin on my $2200 state of the art gaming pc from Best buy* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Self-reflection is such an important--yet undervalued--part of blowing up primary schools.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Yeah I am "AI": Always In love with my wife

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

*watching When Harry Met Sally alone* "A killer AI cyborg trained on 15 years of Reddit posts would never steal MY wife and kids"

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

*writing my next LinkedIn post* I like to think of humans as AI chatbots made of meat. Sure, sometimes they say some bullshit that just gets you so mad, but deep down they are profoundly flawed to an almost-but-not-quite existentially disqualifying degree.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

If nothing else, being in a position where you can just lay off 40% of your employees overnight without impacting productivity means you've been massively over employed and throwing money of the window for a while now. Let's hope the entire senior leadership team is in that 40%. Time for a change.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Unoriginal take, but if I had just invested $400B in hat factories, you bet your ass I'd be on TV telling everybody they're fucked if they don't have a $20/month hat subscription.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

2027: The share price of Simon Property Group is up 18% today on news of an agreement to convert old Sears locations into DHS-operated work centers. CEO Birk Sharkley says the move reiterates the firm's commitment to delivering shareholder value by leveraging its substantial real estate holdings.

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Ralice Oberts @eggseggseggseggs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Old McDonald stole a zebra from the zoo to breed a ZONKEY for his damn farm!

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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Edith Clarke, the first professional female electrical engineer in the US, was born #OTD in 1883. + Invented the Clarke calculator to solve electric power transmission problems faster + First woman to earn an MS in electrical engineering (EE) at MIT, 1919 + First woman EE professor, US #WomenInSTEM