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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup

@eggsbox.bsky.social
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·𐑩𐑥𐑭𐑤𐑾/·𐑥𐑨𐑤𐑟 || Amalia/Mals (she/her). ✡️,♿.🔞. Pōneke. pfp & banner @interkosart.bsky.social

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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
6. Maroon Song 5 aphasia is one hell of a condition 6. ‹𐑥𐑼𐑵𐑯 𐑕𐑷𐑙 5› 𐑩𐑓𐑱𐑠𐑩 𐑦𐑟 𐑢𐑳𐑯 𐑣𐑧𐑤 𐑝 𐑩 𐑒𐑩𐑯𐑛𐑦𐑖𐑩𐑯
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
5. bob dYyLAan it's crazy how many people don't realize this song is in fact making fun of bob dylan 5. ·𐑚𐑷𐑚 𐑛𐑦𐑤𐑩𐑯 𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑒𐑮𐑱𐑟𐑦 𐑣𐑬 𐑥𐑧𐑯𐑦 𐑐𐑰𐑐𐑩𐑤 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑮𐑾𐑤𐑲𐑟 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑕𐑪𐑙 𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑯 𐑓𐑨𐑒𐑑 𐑥𐑱𐑒𐑦𐑙 𐑓𐑳𐑯 𐑝 ·𐑚𐑷𐑚 𐑛𐑦𐑤𐑩𐑯
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
4. i upset daveed the stash low and it ain't no cashflow :( 4.𐑲 𐑳𐑐𐑕𐑧𐑑 ·𐑛𐑭𐑝𐑰𐑛 𐑞 𐑕𐑑𐑨𐑖 𐑤𐑴 𐑯 𐑦𐑑 𐑱𐑯𐑑 𐑯𐑴 𐑒𐑨𐑖𐑓𐑤𐑴 :(
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
3. impweg i think @gamemakerstoolkit.com‬ is going to have to kill me 3. 𐑦𐑥𐑐𐑢𐑧𐑜 𐑲 𐑔𐑦𐑙𐑒 @gamemakerstoolkit.com 𐑦𐑟 𐑜𐑴𐑦𐑙 𐑑 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑑 𐑒𐑦𐑤 𐑥𐑰
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2. Chances are… @adamneely.bsky.social providing my partners the opportunity for improv bits as always 2. 𐑗𐑨𐑯𐑕𐑩𐑟 𐑸… @adamneely.bsky.social 𐑐𐑮𐑩𐑝𐑲𐑛𐑦𐑙 𐑥𐑲 𐑐𐑸𐑑𐑯𐑼𐑟 𐑞 𐑪𐑐𐑼𐑑𐑵𐑯𐑦𐑑𐑦 𐑓 𐑦𐑥𐑐𐑮𐑪𐑝 𐑚𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑨𐑟 𐑷𐑤𐑢𐑱𐑟
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
assorted discord clips 1. SPEEEEeeeEEEeeEEeEEEEeE— sub to vinny vinesauce its so worth it 𐑩𐑕𐑹𐑑𐑩𐑛 ·𐑛𐑦𐑕𐑒𐑹𐑛 𐑒𐑤𐑦𐑐𐑕 1. 𐑕𐑐𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰𐑰— 𐑕𐑳𐑚 𐑑 ·𐑝𐑦𐑯𐑦 ·𐑝𐑲𐑯𐑕𐑷𐑕 𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑕𐑴 𐑢𐑻𐑔 𐑦𐑑
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's what a grenade do #h3vr
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SAME
A screenshot of Muppet Treasure Island overlaid with the non-binary flag. The subtitles read:

Rizzo: and Gonzo's a, uh…
Gonzo: Uh, whatever.
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
funniest dream i've ever had in my life. my friends and i *still* have that phrase as a vocal stim even a year and a half later
discord message which reads: passed out and in a vision heard a voice say "new zealand crabs are crabs from new zealand, named so because they are crabs from new zealand"
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TAPPING THE SIGN FURIOUSLY
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
so savathûn can get up to hijinks. next question
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A classic greentext post which reads:

Anonymous 12/07/11 (Wed) 16:28 No. 5220706

Reposting my all time favorite greentext.

playing soccer in gym
ball is up in the air
think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
try
miss ball
kick goalie in the face
try to ask "are you okay" and "I'm fucking sorry" at the same time
instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"
goalie is choking back tears
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
1. ms paint ref i sent to @emmonarts.bsky.social / @interkosart.bsky.social 2. resulting comm for me and @easton-mccrate.bsky.social draw stickmen. use free model/dollmaker tools. image search pre-2022 stock photos. it is literally so easy to not use ai
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
incredible moment from my server's blind watch of this movie
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
this and 10 million dollars would fix me i think
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
new discord feature that couldn't possibly be abused
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
apropos of nothing
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
oh, we're FUCKED fucked
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
sometimes life is beautiful
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is actually already the case with veil. she's d2!mals's fursona, not mine. my actual fursona is a secret third thing none of you must ever discover (art by @wrathian.bsky.social and @pixylbyte.bsky.social)
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
because it's perfect. next question
Screenshot of a YouTube recommendation for a 35 minute 24 second video by Skylerbuns, posted 11 days ago with 110K views, titled "Why are there 11 different Ratatouille video games?" The thumbnail is a close-up photo of the presenter looking very confused and holding every copy of said 11 different Ratatouille video games at once, with five games in his right hand, and six in his left.
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
OH MY GOD THE JORSET WITH THE JELT AND JANTIES
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
the he/him cis lesbian cyborg with a bloodlust paired with the none biney slime engineer would be fucking crazy but picking your girlfriend's prompt would be some nepo shit so don't do that.
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
spotted in moldova. it's a tiki bar. white people just be doin shit
A tiki bar with a billboard sign on the roof. The bar's name is "Māori", and is subtitled "Burger Wok Sushi". The logo is appropriated from the logo of Te Pāti Māori.
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
a movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif it's my comfort flick uwu
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
man that dog was getting fucked up
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
hey go get a bust! mine is impeccable
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
art imitates life imitates art imitates life
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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would
A white fencepost. Its end is supposed to be an egg cup, but it looks like a buttplug.
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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a 400,000 page autobiography followed by a recipe for soup @eggsbox.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
LMAOOOO OF COURSE
Your Result: 

dead dove

you know exactly who you are and everyone who meets you knows exactly what they're getting into (because you've been burned before and feel the need to scare people away with your bluntness)
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