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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 1h
Forgive me - the title is usually plural, too related to acoustics, and even more boring ("Reflections", "Waves"), and there's also the obligatory 10 pages of composer-written program notes saying "this piece was CLEARLY inspired by my loving grandfather who tripped and died at the Indy 500 in 1971"
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 1h
Every piece of classical music written in the last 20 years be like "distant and ethereal, pianississimo, col legno, con sordino, sul tasto, all whole notes, Cmaj7, fortississimo sul pont harmonic tremolo for 8 measures and then back to nothing, trumpet solo", and it's a one world title like "Echo"
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
OMFG I had actually forgotten that was the same episode too, what a masterclass that all was
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
Some crafty traders in the East are even learning how to somehow use *letters* in math to do even more math... these bastards want to use this nonsense to take all our jobs for good
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
(Ironically I'm technically a Jersey Italian too, but my family history is way more recent and via Argentina first, so I don't remotely identify with all the people here who can't pronounce "capocollo" or "mozzarella", let alone my own Italian name lmfao)
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
As someone who grew up in wealthy red NJ surrounded by "Italian"-American dingleberries like that, it brings me unique joy to watch Tony Soprano of all people flip out and call them pathetic whiny losers to their faces - even he knew a ton more of that history and had a shred of his own dignity!
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
One of the most cathartic episodes of The Sopranos is the one where the shithead guidos throw a fit over people protesting Columbus Day, they utterly fail to embarass an indigenous Rutgers professor, and it ends with Tony losing his shit and calling his mob a bunch of stunted children over it
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
Worse because of our position, but not worse ideologically if you can believe it Plus, the U.S. has kinda been ahead of the curve on this stuff for some reason, and I expect us to kick the long far right trend before many other countries do
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 3h
Thought you were so smart using an abacus? Now the "guesstimate trade with a wizard and kill anyone who disagrees with stones" market is in shambles... not so smart now, are you?
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 13h
Making your smartphone literally smart and jailbreaking its brain is fucking wild
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 13h
I abandoned an essay I started to write on how the Minecraft Movie represented a genuine high-water mark in the art of nihilist film
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 15h
I am depressed by this... it would have been so funny
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 15h
Holy fucking shit NY Phil chill out with this program omg
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 15h
I'm not at all one of those "rahh most Democrats are all old and want to lose" people, but I really do appreciate the brilliance of messaging and great communication skills of lots of our younger candidates
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 17h
I wonder if I could make a Truth Social account, pretend to be a right wing sycophant, and fail my way upwards into becoming their press secretary so I could just immediately become a Democrat up there lmfao
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 20h
I want the democratization of information and art NOW!!! Well, unless (((they))) use it for AI, in which case they're taking over the world and we must restore copyright
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 20h
You tell them to stay home before they inevitably switch to being GOP hardliners lmao
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 20h
We are getting Blidaho at this rate
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 20h
Doofenschmirtz would totally be working to arm Ukraine though
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Real though because nothing prepared me for how thoroughly unreadable it is if you try approaching it as something like a novel or epic from front to back
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I still see the assholes in Bedminster sometimes (I drive through there most days), but they've been shrinking a lot in numbers
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I spew my complex organics on your Enceladus
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Monty Python Fart In Your Direction
ALT: Monty Python Fart In Your Direction
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For me, I just have to accept it - like, yeah, I want that shit real bad, but what am I gonna do? I won't have it anyway
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We drill inside to find cool alien fish and the entire thing just bleeds to death instead, oh god oh fuck
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can believe that he was writing at a good pace from 2011-2016, and he was extremely optimistic by the end of 2022 - my theory is that the Republicans winning the House started his current hiatus
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pine Blueff
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please god let the funniest polling error of all time happen here
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enceladus is neat, but Europa is so much cooler with those veiny ice lines
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just realized that every positive phase of GRRM's writing happens during Democratic administrations, and every time he falls behind and gets depressed, a Republican is in office... Please holy shit everyone just vote for the Democrats in November, how many more reasons could you need
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is some all-time @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hence why our culture has gone off the deep end and become permanently pessimistic/grim since 9/11
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right? Every time I see someone complaining about GPU prices, they're quite literally upset that they only have 64 GB of VRAM and that it would cost a shocking $4000 to upgrade that even further
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks Google that was really helpful
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will always think of that episode of Nathan For You where he got a bunch of random people to hike, solve riddles, and camp on a mountain with him overnight so that they could save about $15 in gas
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I admire its strength... I need to toughen up and get myself to finally leave that site for good lol
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
See, this shit is so incredible to me that even reading your joke about it gets me genuinely excited... I can't understand these people lol What will be really wild is when we have nanobots that cure cancer and telomere aging at the molecular level and they're like "lol just eat some herbs!"
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you want to have a wild time, check out the vibecoding subreddit and see how everyone there absolutely despises each other and their projects
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's kind of a funny thing where even people who are okay with using AI (especially in programming contexts) trying to recreate the same social pecking order around it as the haters - like, tons of developers are always whining about how nobody else besides them is vibecoding "correctly"
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every tier of my hierarchy of needs is just this image
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've never understood why GTA is looked at like some operatic masterpiece, like aren't they usually just mildly fun vigilante games with big maps and mediocre voice acting?
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's nice seeing the people I follow post early in the morning, but then I realize that many of you live on the west coast and are just sleepless at 4 in the morning LOL
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're microbloggers, that's our whole job
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're one of the only companies I can think of that allows absolutely everyone to have literally unlimited access to a bunch of expensive GenAI tools, which can't be good for their wallets lol
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not sure how it works as a business model, but I wonder if LLM searching will force journalists to be a little more honest given that summarization/cross-referencing by the bot will immediately sniff out and reject their bullshit
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(And if so, I especially don't want him to run for President just because he would be absurdly valuable staying in Texas)
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Texas seems to be like Georgia in terms of trending blue without taking any major steps back, so there is a real possibility that Talarico gets reelected at least once
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My prediction for 2056 is that Yoko Ono randomly becomes the oldest person in history
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She almost certainly forgives all the old Germans who were forced to join the Hitler Youth or even the Nazi Party under duress, but mandatory service in the IDF? Pure evil I guess
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leafblowers really are a bottom 1 invention, like all they do is make the most horribly loud and piercing sound blast through quiet communities while shedding diesel fumes everywhere, with the "benefit" of blowing decaying leaves off of the lawn (where they should be) onto the road to make cars slip
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🥶 @eggmansasshole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sneak peek of GPT-6.4 Raven
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