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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A little news in today's newsletter: Senate Dems are seeking more information about a DHS OIG report that found all-hands-on-deck immigration enforcement was crowding out anti-fentanyl trafficking work at Homeland Security Investigations www.thebulwark.com/p/ai-is-a-te...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Wrote on the hilarious idea that UFC on the White House lawn is what REAL AMERICA(TM) loves and if you think it's tacky you're basically a pinko: www.thebulwark.com/p/we-can-rej...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Maybe the most staggering thing about the "Anti-Weaponization Fund" is how much of a black box it is. 5 hand-picked Trump goobers empowered to set 100 percent of the procedures and make 100 percent of the decisions w/ zero oversight or transparency. Newsletter: www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-rob...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I didn't go to Rededicate 250 (I was at church) but I did write about it. More from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and me in Morning Shots at @thebulwark.com : www.thebulwark.com/p/its-trumps...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

“These middle-aged men, some of the most powerful in the world, are not allowed even to stand or walk normally. ... For them, servility to Donald Trump has gone beyond the merely mental; they feel it in their skin, their joints, their bones.” Me on Marco's shoes: www.thebulwark.com/i/190718221/...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

For me, the most shocking moment of Kash Patel's Senate testimony today was when he cleaned his glasses with his thumb

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I was in 1st grade during Bush v. Gore and 13 when birtherism took off. Other than that, this guy's got me pegged

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I go huge swaths of time forgetting Sean Davis exists and it's so exciting whenever I remember. He's just a cut above.

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

A Ghislaine pardon might not be likely. But it's also not as implausible as you might think. Today's newsletter: www.thebulwark.com/p/why-trump-...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Well, when you put it that way... www.thebulwark.com/p/why-the-hu...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

From Pete Hegseth to Pam Bondi to John Ratcliffe, yesterday was a perfect illustration of how Trump's own personal pathologies are now marching orders for the executive branch at every level. Today's newsletter: www.thebulwark.com/p/trumps-abo...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Love rolling out my ultra-premium $5 million dollar product with a screenshot of text in Microsoft Word's old default font

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Exact same argument Republicans made about the deficit impact of the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act back in 2017--which, to the shock of all, turned out to be total bunk

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

What to make of the paganism-adjacent "wellness" writings of Donald Trump's new thinkfluencer surgeon general pick? I reached out to some actual neopagans to find out. www.thebulwark.com/i/163206078/...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

If you think it's odd that the president can't clarify his position on the top marginal tax rate without a wandering digression into Ross Perot then you simply don't understand the majesty of The Weave

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

we are seeing levels of winging it previously only theorized by our top scientists

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Rental companies are so cool now, man

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

France is an extremely smart lawyer at a white shoe firm but boy you would not know it from how he's playing this

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

The earth of France shakes beneath the boot of the Kaiser (me)

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Lord forgive me but it's time to go back to tha old me

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

omg did Stephen Miller just spend 30 minutes TORCHING the media? Right to their faces? I can't wait to relive every jaw-dropping moment

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

"This is Biden's stock market!" One of the downsides of proclaiming yourself god-king: It's hard to argue, if the rain falls by your gracious pleasure, that you shouldn't be blamed for droughts. www.thebulwark.com/p/donald-tru...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Jeff Bezos may be a coward, but you can't say he doesn't know what time it is. Today's newsletter: www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-pre...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Donald Trump swaggered into office 100 days ago claiming a sweeping popular mandate. Maybe if he hadn't so thoroughly convinced himself that was true he wouldn't already have done so much to blow up his own brand. www.thebulwark.com/p/a-100-day-...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

idk what this mind virus is called but it's the reason we're deliberately driving the economy off a cliff

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

waiting for JD Vance to smash through the door, eyes rolling, foaming at the mouth, to yell at Bukele for not wearing a tie

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Attention a.m.-TV sickos: coming up on CNN at top of the hour

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

The Trump tariffs have lost even the incredibly irritating AI account that does nothing but hop into people's replies to explain why this or that thing the White House is doing is good

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Thinking about the time last August when the markets dipped for a couple days and Trump went ballistic about the "KAMALA CRASH!" "You can't play games with MARKETS."

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I am going to become the joker

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I am abandoning my current career trajectory in a go-for-broke bid to become the expert who tells CNBC that "if markets go below 5,500, they may hit 5,400, and perhaps even 5,300 after that"

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

WSJ today: Trump will see "exemptions as a way to leverage campaign contributions from business. Liberation Day is Buy Another Yacht Day for the swamp." I've been clanging this bell since last year: www.thebulwark.com/p/a-hatefest...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Yesterday morning, JD Vance falsely described the man mistakenly deported to El Salvador as "a convicted member of MS-13." He has never been convicted of anything--but the White House brazenly doubled down. www.thebulwark.com/p/wakeup-cal...

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Herculean restraint from The Atlantic not to publish this exchange in the initial story

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The admin claims these guys are gang-affiliated terrorists. Their families swear they're anything but. If only there were some sort of--what would you call it--*process* by which we could figure out who's correct.

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

"That anyone could fail to like me is simply proof of their sinister intentions"

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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Not that there's "logic" here per se, but the logic here would invalidate any decision by any federal judge in America, including SCOTUS. (Not elected!)