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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

On one hand, he's the tiniest baby kitten in all the world, so precious and new, itty-bitty and small enough to fit in my pocket. On the other hand, we're celebrating his 12th birthday next month, and he weighs as many pounds.

Sweet little Roro loafing on a gray blanket. He's a gray tabby with white tux markings. His left eye is cloudy from an injury in his distant rough-and-tumble alleycat past, but the vet says it doesn't upset his vision.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Do u think he knows that he's a tiny kitty cat

My cat Roro looking above the camera with his big beautiful eyes. His gray hair looks soft and freshly brushed (it is) and his whiskers curve handsomely under the immense weight of perfection.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Me, a gay stoner 🤝 Eva Perón

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

This was also reported on by the Washington Post, in case anyone is wary of trusting the AI summary from OP

A screenshot of a Washington Post article by Maria Sacchetti.

"The Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who fatally shot a Minneapolis Woman in her SUW had been seriously injured in June when he hooked his arm into the car window of an alleged fugitive who sped off and dragged him down the street, according to court records and details provided by the Department of Homeland Security."

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I deserve hazard pay for leaving him behind

A photo of Roro, the handsomest little cat in the world, looking at the camera as if to say, "you're leaving???"

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Like, what's the point of doing anything but this

Photo of my cat Roro lying on his side in a little crescent for belly rubs

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Today I visited my friend who claims her kitten is the softest cat in the land. Now I'm back home with my baby Roro, and I gotta say, Roro's still the softest

Photo of Roro, the real softest cat in all the land. He is gray and handsome and his ears are askew.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

In 2019 I went as a Jimmy Buffet fan It was a costume I never really took off

Mirror selfie of me in a Galapagos hat, open button-down patterned with tropical leaves, and a cheeseburger shirt.

Me in my Jimmy Buffet fan costume, sitting casually at a table in Flaming Saddles bar

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

No new pictures; where are you, mentally?

A SpongeBob screenshot of Squidward in his bed. He appears to be completely deflated. His skull appears collapsed.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Been playing this RTS game about pirates called Sea of Conquest, and not only did they include Captain Ahab as a character, but they also gave him top surgery scars

Screenshot from the RTS game Sea of Conquest. Captain Ahab is reimagined as an extremely buff old man. His muscles are enormous and covered in a pattern of rippling tattoos. His rather skimpy costume exposes his left pectoral, which has a scar running from the left side to the center. He does not have nipples.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

This little dumpling man is Roro. He was a stray until he was 8, and now he's my 11 year old baby. He likes to snuggle and have his ears cleaned and rest his little chin on things. He does not like costumes

A photo of gentle Roro, a gray tabby with tuxedo markings, lounging on a comforter, waiting for pets.

A photo of Roro displeased in a cowboy hat and kerchief.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Nidal is a 9 month old baby. His entire life has been lived in fear and war. Can you help?

A photo of little Nidal, a 9 month old with the biggest brown eyes I've ever seen.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Little Adam is only 3. His baby brother Ahmed isn't even 2. They've spent so much of their lives in terror, and now they have no food. Their mother Haneen is doing all she can to keep her boys from starving. Can you help?

Photo of Adam, age 3, holding a sign that reads "I need food. Pls help my family." His little brother Ahmed is next to him. The boys look confused and scared.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Marah and her husband Moa'taz are just a few hundred dollars from their goal!!! Can you help them? They're so close!!!

Screenshot from Go Fund Me of Marah's fundraiser. They're at £19,180 out of £20,000. The screenshot shows a picture of Marah and Moa'taz before the war, one of them holding baby Miela while surrounded by rubble, and one of Miela wearing a keffiyeh.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Moudi is 5. He was born with a lung condition. Can you contribute, so he can breathe clean air?

A photo of Moudi, a 5 year old boy, wearing a breathing mask, attached to a tank. Photo is from his family's verified Chuffed campaign.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Yassmen and her little brothers Ali and Adam are living in a tent with their parents. Can you help?

Photo collage of three children in Palestine, living in rubble.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Some people like to say that there is no such thing as a perfect movie. They are wrong.

Screenshot from Muppet Treasure Island. Tim Curry as Long John Silver points a flintlock at Kermit the Frog as Captain Smollet, who is tied up alongside Miss Piggy as Benjamina.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I regret to confirm that I'm back at it again

Screenshot of the song Everything's Alright from Jesus Christ Superstar playing on Spotify

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Cinema isn't art anymore because they stopped dressing old men like this!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ricardo Montalban as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Wrath of Khan. He is wearing a burnt orange tiddy-out bolero.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Roro was plucked from the street at the ripe old age of 8. At the shelter, they removed some excess skin from his eyelids, because the fur growing there poked his eyes. This gives him a permanent suspicious squint, and his squishy tomcat cheeks give him a permanent pout. His lil glower is so sweet

Another photo of Roro from a different angle. His little white paws are daintily crossed in front of him. His expression is extremely dignified.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Don't be fooled by his permanent grumpyface - he was purring like a dang motor when I took this photo just now

My sweet cat Roro, looking at the camera with an extremely disgruntled expression. He's a handsome gray tabby tux, with a tiny pink nose and white muzzle.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

This is what he looked like on Friday btw

Photo of my cat, Roro, on a white bedspread printed with leaves. Roro is a gray tabby tux with beautiful pale green eyes. He has a little V-shaped scar on his nose bridge, and his left eye is cloudy. His whiskers are majestic, his cheeks are round, and his expression is demure.

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Bee 🐢 they/he @eggboybee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Sometimes you drive at night and hear a country song about the mundane tragedies of life, and then when you get home you look it up and discover further tragedies, and then you just have to spend some time sitting in that sorrow