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Matt

@effth1s.bsky.social
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….when out of the clear, blue sky

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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To say that Mister Yuck left an impression on yours truly would be an understatement 😏
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remembering that scene from The Office where Kevin starts “crying” next to the new mom, Pam Beasley 😂
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s a guy on a local morning radio show whose trademark joke is: Have you ever went to Target for socks and left with Home Alone 2 on DVD?
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get after it!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How long did you have to wait in line?
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤘
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let me hold the motherfucker to make your life easier 😡
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That’s a Hallmark Holiday of titles
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What’s the backstory with the pigs? If you don’t mind my asking
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We here in Minnesota still agonize over the 98 Vikings
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sure The US Navy is led by Don Trump
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Crazy!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At work in the second ring suburb of Minneapolis, Plymouth, and these Sandhill Cranes decide to pay a visit Uh, WTF?!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Do somethin’, bitch!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well, other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play? 😳
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Curbside voting??? 🤔
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I just found out a friend lost his wife to cancer. He told me that over the course of a couple days, her health deteriorated significantly. 46 years old. A ray of sunshine, gone. Tomorrow is a promise to no one. If you love someone, tell them you love them. Don’t wait for tomorrow.
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can only hope to cross paths with Bumper at the falls!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And to think I was irate when my mom made me eat fucking peas 😬
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
😞
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just remembered back in the day, my friends in the punk rock community, who had a deep appreciation for boxed wine, used to pull the Mylar bladder out of the box and drink straight from the tap They called em “space bags”
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🥇
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I only wish it were “National Lampoons Christmas Vacation” dinner turkey cooked
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bombshell?! Who the fuck cares? As long as @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social isn’t going anywhere, we’re good
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In fact, believe the exact opposite!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Same!!!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My. Fuckin. Man.
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Everything sucks mightily…..except this This fucking rules 😻
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think I know what’s happening here Trump, being the immeasurable dumbfuck that he is, thinks gaudy is God-y
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Keep on keeping on, my man!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
😬
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hey kitter! 🥰
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I dunno, lemme ask ChatGPT real quick
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When “rock it til the wheels fall off” mode hits
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
God bless the Twins and all, but, uh….no The Aquatennial fireworks were the largest annual display outside of LA or NYC - that compensatory effort by the Twins will not suffice
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Exactly. I was told by some friends as we were heading to the Torchlight Parade. I refused to believe it until digging in for myself. Still in disbelief, while accepting of the reality ☹️
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I still can’t fucking believe this! How the hell did they bungle the fireworks?! Also, is this widely known? So many people make a point of going, I wouldn’t be shocked to see a crowd on the riverfront despite the cancellation
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So no drugs then? 😒
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can we get a vote on “wholly fucked”?
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That moment where you have to question whether he’s being lied to and just that fucking stupid or if he’s the one who’s lying
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I spotted the rising plume of smoke while walking around Bde Mka Ska 😳
The sun-soaked shores of Bde Mka Ska with ominous smoke rising in the distanceA closeup of the rising smoke
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Say that shit!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That jump-scare 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A grift on top of a grift
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I would tend to believe the kiddos would be the most vulnerable, too!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Coolmanvan Zero
ALT: Coolmanvan Zero
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fuck. Yes. Keep kicking that cancer ass!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Between you and Molly, I fucking love the women of Bluesky bsky.app/profile/moll...
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Time remains life’s greatest mindfuck Renee & Alex being murdered feels like years ago - 6 months?!
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Matt @effth1s.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
😳
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