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EffingController

@effingcontroller.bsky.social

Cool guy on the web!

EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

All i've ever wanted in my life is to be forced to mute replies to one of my posts. Let's go. Fill my replies up with donkey shit.

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

this is actually first place.

A RideWithGPS segment summary showing the poster is ranked 1337th. That's the hacker number!

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

pete hegseth was on my discord server discussing war plans. he is receiving a seven day temporary ban.

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I'm doing so bad on here. We're having a digital Renaissance and I'm not liking enough posts. I need to do the work.

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

many people are calling me "the genious of ramen"

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 12/03/2024

M░Y░░G░L░I░Z░Z░Y░░I░N░░B░I░O

Basically a perfect hot dog, covered in relish and striations of mustard and ketchup.

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

10 games to get to know me: Uncharted Waters: New Horizons Escape Velocity Myth: The Fallen Lords Counter-Strike 1.x Gran Turismo Final Fantasy III/VI Tecmo Super Bowl WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role DragonRealms Silent Hunter III

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Gonna dirty this place up with some boorish self-promotion: come watch me play old games on a retro Macintosh computer that I restored! We're playing VIKINGS: THE STRATEGY OF ULTIMATE CONQUEST. Does the hype match the title? No! But we're playing it anyway at www.twitch.tv/effingcontro... RIGHT NOW

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

any gathering of three or more women is a coven and any gathering of three or more men is a lan party

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

borat, you so crazy!

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

it's impossible to use threads. when you log in all you hear is a jet engine roar, the sound of thousands of jokes going over everyone's heads, and everyone screaming "I DON'T GET IT"

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

goob morning

a big fluffy dog laying on the floor looking up at you with his mouth open, basically the the absolute stupidest look on his idiot face

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

I sprained my knee a few days ago and what hurts the most is the realization that not exercising feels amazing. I could have been doing nothing this whole time. Hours lifting weights and riding my bike, all a huge waste of time.

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

posts are actually called cumshots now

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EffingController @effingcontroller.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

fart in cpap machine compilation

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