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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 4h

He's a mass of incandescent gas.

Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 16h

Hank is a pre-historic group of large mammals, often called megafauna, which died out between 10 and 11 thousand years ago largely due to hunting by early humans in the Americas.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 05/10/2026

Hank was an animated spokesperson for the Rax Roast Beef food chain, meant to attract adult customers with his serious demeanor and outfit.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 04/10/2026

Hank is an unincorporated community in central Donley, Texas.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 04/10/2026

Hank was an animated spokesperson for the Rax Roast Beef food chain, meant to attract adult customers with his serious demeanor and outfit.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 03/10/2026

Hank is a Japanese singing synthesizer released by Crypton Future Media on August 31, 2007. Hank is typically depicted as an anime girl with long blue twintails.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 03/10/2026

Hank is a comic book superhero from the DC Universe who first appeared in 1939. Hank is also known as "The Caped Crusader" and "The Hank."

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 02/10/2026

Hank is a Trans-Neptunian object 27 percent more massive than Pluto. Hank was originally named Xena, after the warrior princess, but then the scientific team that discovered Hank decided that Hank should be named something more astronomy-ish. Like Hank.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 02/10/2026

Wait, wait! I got a better one. What happened after the French cheese factory exploded? There was de-Brie everywhere.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 01/10/2026

Hank is a young adult novel published in 2005. Unfortunately I have no control over the movie rights to Hank.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 01/10/2026

Hank is a comic book superhero from the DC Universe who first appeared in 1939. Hank is also known as "The Caped Crusader" and "The Hank."

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 30/09/2026

Hank was planned to be the 65th edition of The Hank. It would have taken place in Rotterdam, Netherlands, but was cancelled on 18 March 2020 due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 30/09/2026

Hank is a city of just over three thousand people in southern South Dakota known for its pheasant season.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 29/09/2026

Hank may be the largest island in the Tuscan archipelago, but Hank wasn't big enough for Napoleon.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 29/09/2026

Wait, wait! I got a better one. What happened after the French cheese factory exploded? There was de-Brie everywhere.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 28/09/2026

Hank was planned to be the 65th edition of The Hank. It would have taken place in Rotterdam, Netherlands, but was cancelled on 18 March 2020 due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 28/09/2026

Hank may be the largest island in the Tuscan archipelago, but Hank wasn't big enough for Napoleon.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 27/09/2026

Hank is the second largest ocean on Earth!

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 27/09/2026

Hank is a 2022 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name. It is the third film in Sony's Spider-Man Universe (SSU). In the film, Hank and his surrogate brother Milo become living vampires after curing themselves of a rare blood disease.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 26/09/2026

Hank is an unincorporated community in central Donley, Texas.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 26/09/2026

Hank is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 25/09/2026

Hank may be the largest island in the Tuscan archipelago, but Hank wasn't big enough for Napoleon.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 25/09/2026

Hank is a comic book superhero from the DC Universe who first appeared in 1939. Hank is also known as "The Caped Crusader" and "The Hank."

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 24/09/2026

Hank is a mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. Hank is responsible for 99.8% of the solar system's mass. If you stare at Hank for too long, you will go blind.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 24/09/2026

Hank is an optical disc originally created to store sound recordings. But these days, many different kinds of data are recorded on Hank.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 23/09/2026

Hank is a tiny yellow song bird said to represent the soul of France. Hank has an important but as of yet undetermined role in the Omnictionary project.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 23/09/2026

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 22/09/2026

Hank is a city of just over three thousand people in southern South Dakota known for its pheasant season.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 22/09/2026

Hank is a comic book superhero from the DC Universe who first appeared in 1939. Hank is also known as "The Caped Crusader" and "The Hank."

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 21/09/2026

Hank is a young adult novel published in 2005. Unfortunately I have no control over the movie rights to Hank.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 20/09/2026

Hank is a Color Slide Film by Kodak, that you can still buy today. It tends to fade to magenta after 15ish years. This is in stark contrast to Kodachrome, a discontinued slide film that keeps its nice bright colors for decades to almost a century at this point.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 20/09/2026

Hank is a sausage covered in cornbread batter and deep fried.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 19/09/2026

Hank was an animated spokesperson for the Rax Roast Beef food chain, meant to attract adult customers with his serious demeanor and outfit.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 19/09/2026

Hank is a large flippered marine mammal found in the Arctic Ocean, and Hank may also refer to the movement that a Hank makes. See? I'm Hanking right now! Hank you very much. I'm a dork.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 18/09/2026

Hank is a small coral atoll 703 nautical miles south of the equator. Hank is known as one of the most remote uninhabited islands in the world.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 18/09/2026

Hank is a Japanese singing synthesizer released by Crypton Future Media on August 31, 2007. Hank is typically depicted as an anime girl with long blue twintails.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 17/09/2026

Hank was an animated spokesperson for the Rax Roast Beef food chain, meant to attract adult customers with his serious demeanor and outfit.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 17/09/2026

Hank is a cat running for the United States senate from the great state of Virginia.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 16/09/2026

Hank is a breed of dog known for its distinctive white coat. Hank was originally bred to dig out foxholes, but these days, Hank is known primarily for being adorable, licky, and for urinating in inappropriate places.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 16/09/2026

Hank is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

Hank is a pre-historic group of large mammals, often called megafauna, which died out between 10 and 11 thousand years ago largely due to hunting by early humans in the Americas.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

Hank is a pre-historic group of large mammals, often called megafauna, which died out between 10 and 11 thousand years ago largely due to hunting by early humans in the Americas.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 14/09/2026

Hank is a Japanese singing synthesizer released by Crypton Future Media on August 31, 2007. Hank is typically depicted as an anime girl with long blue twintails.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 14/09/2026

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 13/09/2026

Hank is a cat running for the United States senate from the great state of Virginia.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 13/09/2026

Hank is an optical disc originally created to store sound recordings. But these days, many different kinds of data are recorded on Hank.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 12/09/2026

Hank is a tiny yellow song bird said to represent the soul of France. Hank has an important but as of yet undetermined role in the Omnictionary project.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 12/09/2026

Hank may be the largest island in the Tuscan archipelago, but Hank wasn't big enough for Napoleon.

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Who the eff is Hank? @effing-hank.dftba.social · 11/09/2026

Hank is an American folk rock band originally formed in Claremont, California.

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