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Goatly, as always I have been.

@efficiencygoat.bsky.social
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Just an old goat. 🏳️‍🌈✡️🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 Tired, always. DSA Leftists not welcome. Learning is hard and often painful work. If you find that it isn't, you aren't actually learning.

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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 21h
Age? I'm in my forties and I'm still enjoying the community fine, you just have to tell the newgens that are trying to gentrify us to fuck off every time they try to insert their self-righteous selves into your business.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't really have it in me to judge what people feel comfortable wearing. I do have it in me to judge people who can't look up an unfamiliar word or term on the device they're literally using right at that moment.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People are already making up every other possible excuse, so it seems likely. Adopting the right-wing "lone wolf" narrative. Saying the hijacker was *obviously* just suicidal and not in his right mind. Shrugging and outright admitting it was terrorism *BUT* it's justified because Israel. 🙄
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything Hegseth does and says is an exercise in desperate overcompensation for his self-perceived masculine inadequacies. He's such a pathetically insecure little man.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Invent the problem, sell the solution.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That one guy with rickets needs to make up their mind.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It looks great!
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'Stealing' is such a harsh term for the totally legitimate harvesting of squashy delights.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not that it sets a standard or anything, but I distinctly recall in one of R.A. Salvatore's books that there was a very bit part human with dwarfism who was a member of the Thieves Guild (in the Forgotten Realms, in a series directly involving dwarf and halfling characters).
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"The water always runs, but it never walks. Why is that?" I have those same pink and blue food bowls. Every time I pick them up to wash the goobers think their food is gone forever and starvation is inevitable, and boy do they have opinions about it.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why wouldn't he be? Medieval people being filthy, non-bathing, dung-covered slobs is as much a myth as the idea that they never ran out of food.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Look at the bombed-out ruins of a land completely destroyed. The starving masses wandering the rubble-strewn streets. Listen to the ceaseless bombardments orchestrated by genocidal Jews. Er, Zionists, pardon. Witness the fear of gathering in open spaces inherent in such a decimated people. /s
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"But the Jews!" is literally all these people think and breathe. They would find a way to bring up Zionism if someone asked them if they wanted paper or plastic in a checkout line.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"RFK's three top tips for cutting your flour with sawdust." "RFK suggests scraping lichen off rocks, offers five exciting recipes." "RFK to suggest steep fines for Americans who refuse to adopt Breatharianism."
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can we stop saying "Leftists" and just say "Fifth Column"?
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The gums of his enemies.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This self-serving definition is pretty much the only way these DSA politicians can claim to be working class.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm just gonna punch a loaf of bread until there's a dent in it.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The tooth fairy either loves you, is very worried about you, or is about to do to you what casinos do to people who win a little too often.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They're currently mostly too busy fighting with each other and contemplating the cosmic ennui of their existence (the very, very small number of them who can actually think at all at least).
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Featuring nothing but the whitest Mediterraneans who never lived in this historically accurate fantasy tale, of course.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Does it also burn down like a sparkler?
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love how the MAGA holdouts have been so desperately trying to make Kirk a *thing* only for no one to actually give a shit about him. It's such a satisfying reality check. To the average person Kirk is "that guy who got shot or something. You know, that guy. I think. Right? Anyway, whatever."
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"This debate over 'GIF' vs 'JIF' is a foolish waste of time. Anyway, if you'll click on the PING labeled as..."
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You really don't like the weird but perhaps unsurprising fact that Nazis keep coming out of the woodwork in relation to Leftist politics, huh? I'll bet five Internet Bucks this isn't the last one either.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like Piker is the sort of person who would read a biography of Mao one-handed.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Glad I'm not the only one who can't resist grabbing their little feets when they're sticking them up in the air and just daring me to do it.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Am I being oversensitive or does the name "Lovecraft Democrat" seem like a dogwhistle in itself?
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I always viewed it as a self-correcting problem myself.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is why I keep an emergency stash of snacks. That moon pie has been in there since 1999, and one day when I'm irresistibly hungry I'll be rightly patting myself on the back for thinking ahead.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Highest Fire" is a cruel thing to name someone who's that short. Or maybe she's tall for a 'bold in this world? But she looks great. Not a cutebold but also not a D&Dish rat-dog-lizard-thing. A perfectly cromulent 'bold.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just more terminally online idiots who need to step outside for five minutes and interact with people beyond their toxic little bubble.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I hope your kitterycat recovers swiftly, AnkleDeepInPoop.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hegseth doesn't seem like the sort of person to care what doctors have to say about any of this, he seems like the sort of immature manchild who'll order them to start juicing soldiers regardless.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know, right? He's a chipmunk, it should clearly say "LITTLE HO".
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And of course he's worded it so Democrats will inevitably fail his rigged purity test. Nothing they could even possibly say will ever be enough for him, and so he gets to justify the hate crusade he was always going to go on. But none of that's new for Leftists. It's just how they operate.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hate the overbearing optimizers so much. They actively suck the fun out of everything. Go play with Excel in the corner and let the rest of us have fun, jerks.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All political extremism is based around cults of personality, the absolute assurance that "we are right" without qualification, and the active rejection of critical thinking and self-reflection. So I can't be surprised by this. It's going to get worse, and more violent, as they continue to fail.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That would fit in perfectly with the overwhelming desire to sabotage the democratic process and secure victory for Republicans exhibited by the DSA and its loyal puppets.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Correction, the U.S. Military screened him and then didn't offer him the opportunity for reenlistment, which Platner insists was totally about his (grandfathered in) sleeve tats and not his Nazi Totenkopf (it was about his Nazi Totenkopf, which Platner had because he's a Leftist-endorsed neo-Nazi).
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You sound like you're describing Nordic social democracy rather than "socialism". But we'd not be nearly as entertained by them if Internet Tests were anything like accurate or sensible.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Everyone always talks about sexual intercourse. No one wants to discuss sexual extracourse. The schools are failing us.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Deflect harder, you clueless tool.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Unfortunately asking them to read a book isn't going to work. They've been trained to dismiss all information that doesn't come directly from their favorite streamers, TikTokers and social media bubbles. Their predatory movement is built on ideological isolation.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
2/ received knowledge that discourages examining the handily provided list of issues from different perspectives, and encourages the idea that anyone who offers a different view (and not even a directly opposing one) is yet another enemy (which are everywhere) to be thrown down.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
1/ Online Socialism is tailor made to appeal to angry young white Western people by promising them the opportunity to "rise up" and take petty revenge on a conveniently broad list of people they've been told are the cause of all the problems they've been told they have. It's all a scheme of
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm really liking these colors.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A highbrary, if you will.
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
All honse are beautiful and worthy of firm neck pats. Now go put on some hoof polish, get a nice clip and feel good about yourself!
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Goatly, as always I have been. @efficiencygoat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Obviously a vampire scam. I mean come on, they expect us to believe that a "phlebotomist" is a real thing. They couldn't even make up a real-sounding word. Next you'll be telling me that "podiatrist" fellow was a real doctor and not just some sicko trying to get at my feet. People these days...
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