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Effervescent Dragon

@effervescentdragon.bsky.social
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“We will beat you to death.” [Shatters your kneecaps with the spiked pink dragon club, stunning and slowing you down. You have no choice but to look upon your works and despair.]

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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm a #RealPerson. I'm not afraid to show you my eyes. Look into my eyes and realise you're talking to another human being. I'm a mortal man. Will you take the #MortalManChallenge and show us your human eyes?
Two human eyeballs.
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
iPhone
right where you left me - bonus track
Taylor Swift
0:03
10n8예
-4.02
trapped in the feelings of a
relationship that has ended
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
LISA
JEWELL
NOVEL
NONE OF THIS IS TRUE
unreliable narrator
truth-bending
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
AND THEN
SHE FELL
ALIGIA
ELLIOTT
supernatural haunting
descent into madness
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Comic titled "How I Imagine Chess Pieces Move"

Panel 1: Titled "Pawn". A humanized white pawn on a chess board, his helmet crowned with a metal ball, runs forward swinging his sword a bit in front of him and to the side. 

Panel 2: Titled "Knight". A dark purple horse with a dark blue mane leaps happily from one white spot on the chess board to a black spot.

Panel 3: Titled "Bishop". A humanized black bishop on a chess board is down on one knee, aiming a sniper rifle among the diagonal. A closeup of the muzzle of the sniper rifled reveals that he himself, the bishop, is also loaded into it as a bullet.

Panel 4: Titled "Roo (too shakily written, crossed out) Roo (too shakily written again, crossed out) BRO FUCK (shakily written)". A rook piece, represented by a tower cuts along a straight line through the board, shaking the whole board (and in fact, the whole panel) in the process and carving out a deep hole. There are bits of the board flying everywhere. The tower has a tiny content face on it as it causes this destruction.
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
GET EQUIPPED WITH BEGINNING
LOSS
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Is this hell?
grocery store
The present moment is both eternal and painful
no like tomatoes or bananas or like cereal maybe or other breakfast stuff. or like toiletries. like a toothbrush or stuff like that. burgers. drinks. i mean take ur pick
Truly, it is store
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
WAIT, I CAN'T CASUALLY ADMIT I'M A DRAGON!?
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
a better world is possible
Hawk Tuah girl brutally torn to shreds
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i would fold in this situation
The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs is about to hit
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
TAKE METO HELL
AND TORTUREME
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Are you the devil?
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Depiction of what is happening inside me right now
ALMOST OUT OF THIS
HELL HOLE.
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
They're doing this to me later
Dinosaur stabbing
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My perilous pavement barely kills any travelers these days. I miss staircases.
pavement's slanted and enchanted with a pitchfork rating of 10
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Effervescent Dragon @effervescentdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Whenever people bring up the Birthday Convo as a reason to hate Jane it sounds like this
Selfish: This girl wanted to be wished a Happy Birthday but doesn't want to be a shoulder to cry on to earn it
Deepest sigh.
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