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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire]

@effeneffervescent.bsky.social
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I’m Lavinia (Effen, if ya nasty) They/She Tired Mom. Musician. Insufferable AEW fangirl. I’m a silly goose in the streets and a shrieking horror in the sheets. You can probably find me fist fighting someone’s step dad in an Applebee’s parking lot.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy shnorps! Our Idiot Sons FINALLY cuddled! Also, Gizmo is not a small cat. He is an absolute unit. The fact that Claudio now makes him look like a regular sized cat is wild to me.
A fluffy black and white cat gently boops a blonde and white puppy's ear while snuggling together.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While he may be almost too big to fit in the bed with us now, he can fold himself up quite nicely.
Claudio, a blonde and white puppy curled up in a ball and snuggling his own butt. I need the world to know he cut loose with the most catastrophic fart immediately after this. He's a sweet boy but has actual demons inside of his guts.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a minute of our old gal actually playing! Usually she just glares at people and demands ear scratches but she likes to let her hair loose every now and then.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tony Kahn, we're all mourning. You need to give us Marina Vs Juice 1-on-1. Book it, Tony!
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We take our home decor very seriously
A lesbian with short cropped hair and a black tank top holds an unused rubber fist with a grin
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I DEMAND ANSWERS!"
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scary Jerry and his scary camel tussy💀 Happy Halloween Month, weirdos 💜
A Halloween skeleton decoration wearing a very small Spider-Man onesie The crotch of a Halloween skeleton decoration in a Spider-Man onesie. It is bunched up, exposing a quite lovely and admirable camel toe.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here he is with the other half of our failsons. One of the rare shots where they're being nice to each other 😂
A fluffy black and white cat and a blonde and white puppy sitting together in a sunbeam from a glass door.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for a cheer up post. Claudio, the big doof with the sharp toofs, the chomper with the stompers, bed farting king and 1/2 of my families Failsons. In his glory 💜
A blond and white puppy fully passed out on a bed with his paws up on his mom's poor, scratched up and slobbered on thigh.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Living wrestling legend and all around awesome cornball Mark Briscoe, wearing a bandana on his head with his fists jutted out in a fighting pose. He looks wild, a little confused and ready to fight. 

Fun fact: I had a pot dealer back in the day that looked scarily similar to ol' Chicken here. This was before the days of cell phones so to cop from him you had to go to a specific park in town where 9/10 times you'd find him practicing "kara-tayyy" (as he put it) and one time he gave me a free eighth because I was able to make him tap with an armbar. Absolute fucking madman. Questionable martial artist. Probably not Mark Briscoe.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bracelet I made with inspiration from Marina's outfit tonight.
A beaded bracelet that is primarily red and black with a little white and two red skulls as accent beads.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Lavi, bitch! (Coming soon, lots of gray hair 💜)
A tired lesbian with a shaved head, multiple beaded bracelets and a green tank tops holding a hand on top of her head.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's happening 🤭
A pile of multi colored pony tails freshly snipped off a lesbian head
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our 5 year old trying to hype up all the lesbians at this particular apple orchard's playground
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤭
Bill Lambeir with a clear plastic face mask covering his eyes and nose
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The boy don't know much but he sure can do a fancy, little sploot.
A blonde and white puppy laying on his belly with all four legs splayed out, often referred to as a sploot.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't party too hard on my birthday anymore but I did do a little adult celebrating. The first three from the left were ok but the fourth one tasted like if I had a few more of those we'd be thrown out of that particular Applebee's in short time.
Four different shades of pink drinks, all of them too sweet. Weirdly enough, they were served to me on the flight in order of least tasty to most tasty.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PUPDATE: Claudio is getting big as SHIT and somehow just as majestic as he is doofy.
A blonde and white puppy sitting on a gravel trail with one ear standing straight up and the other flopped over. A beautiful, cloudy sky is above him and there are no thoughts going on in his beautiful little head. The same blonde and white dog walking down a gravel trail on a blue leash. The picture is mainly emphasizing that he is growing not only wide in the chest but he's also quite the long boi now A tired lesbian in a pink-ish romper laying in bed. A blonde and white puppy is snuggled up as far into her side (and arm pit) as he possibly can.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All you need to know about me [UPDATED] I'm a tired lesbian, mom, and wife. I play bass primarily, sometimes guitar and unfortunately I sing very loudly around the house (much to the chagrin of my family) I've been in countless bands, mostly in the punk and hardcore genre...
A tired lesbian in ripped jeans and a bleach dyed crop top sits on a blue couch holding an acoustic bass on her lap.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our idiot-son Claudio has done nothing but grow immense. He's still a little too skinny for my liking but we're getting him there. Also, for no reason whatsoever he switches what ear he wants up and which down and will keep it that way for the entire day. Possibly for wind resistance? Look at him!
A blonde and white puppy with one ear standing up and the other flopped to the side, looking inquisitively into the camera. Mere seconds after this photo snapped he tried to fight some tall grass and lost. Badly.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Airplane Day, y'all.
A photoshopped meme of George Bush holding a baby spoon up to the Twin Towers saying "here comes the airplane" 

I don't give a shit what anybody says. That motherfucker did 9/11.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Haven't felt much like posting lately. I'm mostly back though, ready to get weird and horny about wrestling tomorrow night. Oh, Claudio is bigger now and kind of a prick. He fits in so well here 😂
A cream and white colored puppy holding one of his mom's hand in a messy bedThe same cream and white colored puppy being given the middle finger from said Mom who just mysteriously got nipped
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Different kind of battle royale going on in our living room (Side note, he is 9 weeks old. This is gonna be a big boy)
A cream and white colored puppy playing with a squeaky Lambchop toy
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just fair warning between wrestling and pictures of this dog, I'm going to become insufferable today.
A cream and white colored puppy chewing on a teething ring and looking into the camera
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Steve:
Screenshot from the Lonely Island music video "threw it on the ground" the caption says "please, you can't buy me, hot dog maaaaaan"
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tuning into the go-home edition of Collision with my wife and our new furry baby Claudio (one of us is a bit sleepy)
A cream and white colored puppy outstretch and sleeping on the end of a couch
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Claudio is here! He's a little on the skinny side and real confused but he's made it to the right place.
A cream and white puppy sitting and side eyeing the camera A cream and white colored puppy looks up at the camera A cream and white puppy is sitting while a happy new mom pets him on the back
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Charlie Kirk playing the drums with his impeccable lean. His eyes are closed because of his laser focus. The text says "ba dum tss"
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
PUPDATE: I would absolutely die for this puppy and he isn't even here yet.
A cream and white colored puppy laying down in his car seat with his head turned upright so he can make the most adorable face at the driver.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Claudio is en route, folks. This is not a drill.
A cream and white colored dog sitting in the front seat of a van, heading to his new home
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am firmly against ICE and their evil mission but I absolutely love when these "provocateur" cunts get their tickets punched and the corrupt system they support gets them too. Fuck ICE, fuck Milo Yuianopoulos, fuck the USA.
A screenshot of Milo Yuianopoulos stating "there is one concrete thing we must insist on this administration delivering, it matters a lot more than debts measured in imaginary money. We have got to deport millions and millions and millions of people. Without that, nothing else matters"

Milo is a giant piece of rat shit and despite my strong opposition to ICE and tyranny, I'm hoping he's miserable receiving the tortment he wished upon millions and millions and millions of people.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Goddamn. 2026 really isn't easing up on taking light from the world.
A screenshot of Optimus Prime deceased from the original animated film.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Maybe?
A picture of let loose shoes ...they're basically really tall flip flops. They're poop shoes. They're shoes made for pooping out of a butt while on a toilet.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I sometimes post pictures of the jumping spider (when she cooperates) but also our two cats and the recent addition to the family Claudio the pup.
A black and white cat being super sneaky, hiding behind his favorite child's dollhouseAn old and cranky white and gray cat sleeping on her cat tree. She's the boss of the house and we love her very much A cream and white colored puppy snuggled up in some blankets. He's just the cutest thing ever.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone has their own story of when they were introduced to Tim Curry. Clue was mine. His manic energy and scene chewing made me fall head over heels in love. Oof, not gonna lie. This one hurts a bit.
Tim Curry as Wadsworth from the film Clue holding a platter with various household items/weapons
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They're nearly identical and adorable.
A picture of Claudio Castagnoli looking cute and silly
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are adopting a puppy and have decided to name him Claudio. He could be here as soon as the weekend and I need everyone to know how excited we are.
A small white and cream colored dog. He's got big ol' feets and floppy flop ears and he's amazing.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh and also? Lil' Spider just ate a big ass meal and was feeling very adventurous today.
A tiny black and white jumping spider (aptly named Lil Spider) is dancing around on an outstretched lesbian's palm A black and white jumping spider is sitting on the palm of a tired lesbian and wiggling her booty while planning a massive jump onto the table beneath
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tick tock, it's almost time for Dynamite.
A Nyla Rose figure is standing on a wall mounted thermostat, holding the tail of a black cat clock above her.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A meme of coffee being poured into a mug. The carafe is titled "that flippy shit" and the mug is titled "me"
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is the only moustache I respect...for reasons.
Bishop Kaun looking offensively hot and jacked with his weirdly sexy dad mustache
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scary Jerry got some work done and honestly, good for them.
A Halloween skeleton decoration named Scary Jerry sits in a stool. They are wearing a backwards cap, pink and blue sunglasses, a crop top and jeans. There are two balloons in the shirt looking like big ol' bazongagongs too
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This man better retain or else I'm throwing hands with somebody
Kenny Omega with his head in a hole and the craziest goddamn look on his face
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I really want to meet Divine Dominion to ask them if we can recreate this picture
Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant holding up Arnold Schwarzenegger up in the air. Dangling his feet like a dainty little muscle man.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Welcome the newest member of the Z family, Little Spider (the 5 year old chose her name 😂) She's just a tiny little jumping spider and I love her so much.
A tired lesbian is sitting in front of boxes full of beads, holding a tiny black and white jumping spider in her open palm A tiny black and white jumping spider with green mandibles is bravely walking around on a glass case.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A hand making a wanking gesture very dismissively with a caption that says <dismissive wanking gesture> 

Typically reserved for dismissing dipshit wankers and weird obsessive creeps with shit opinions.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hope you all one day find the person you love so you too can harass them by sending them things like this, demanding they figure out what it means.
A beaded bracelet with small light blue beads and letter beads that spell out HMM ISFFTEAIT MSFASFD.
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
A photo of Samoa Joe looking sturdy as a brick fucking house with the caption "sturdy AF, boy"
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nick Wayne getting fired up tonight
The creepy brother from Wedding Crashers
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