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Effin spooky 🦇

@effendancie.blacksky.app
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Queer/Black/fat/Mama (any/all pronouns welcome). Born to live (in Mpls), forced to work (in St. Paul). Lover of random factoids, cats, science fiction, and local politics. Profile pic is by bananahkim via Picrew.

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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
A pink bat covered with sparkles and crystals in a sparkly/crystal-filled scene with flowers and cacti. The text reads “the horrors persist but so do I”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Basement Cat is helping me pack.
A small longhaired tuxedo cat with yellow eyes is sitting on a collection of empty packing cubes. She is looking at the camera apprehensively, wondering why I’ve stopped petting her.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Keeping my hands busy by making bracelets.
A brown skinned person’s wrist with three beaded bracelets. The beads are alternating matte black and silver metal/glass.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Masterful use of the threading/thread numbering feature tbh
Screenshot of the above two skeets: “what do you call an indecisive potato?/a hesitator”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Curious about this lil guy in the middle! True 7 or smaller/larger? And price?
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Curious about the price on this one (circled), though I think someone is also interested upthread.
Tray of rings; one with leaves on a black background is circled in blue.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
I’d be willing to bust out of jewelry jail for onyx babbies. And I’m curious about the size/price/status of this dark stone + marc ring:
A hand with rings. One ring has a circle drawn around it in blue.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Bean the day she came home. Most of my early pics are her eyes glaring from under our dresser. She’s now our beloved Downstairs Cat.
A blurry pic of a tiny tuxedo kitten eating from a small bowl
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Okay but my real beef with the dialect survey is this: it’s a BOULEVARD dammit why is that never one of the options Tf is a “tree lawn”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Breakfast of Champions
A fresh bag of Tom Thumb mini donuts
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Ope, ya got me.
A dialect heat map showing that I talk most like someone from Minnesota
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Good guess for me - I laughed my ass off getting this today. (Bonus picture of my cat Fig being So Helpful.)
An open package with a delightful tiny plastic middle finger inside. A tortoiseshell cat interrupting package opening, looking quizzically (and upside down) at the camera.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Had to explain what yacht rock is to my bestie.
Picture of a Twins game at Target Field
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Feels like this tbh
i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
Gloomy day + no sleep = put on the thrifted stealth goth dress and glam up with sterling + onyx to get through it Most jewelry in this pic is via @peculiarityshop.bsky.social 🥰
Picture of a rusty pink dress with a grey and pink flower and skeletal hand patternPicture of a brown skinned person wearing silver hoops, onyx dangling earrings, and silver & onyx rings. Brown skinned person wearing an onyx pendant and silver bat and onyx rings.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026
This is what I get for leaving the garden alone for three days during the summer. (Not pictured: the metric ton of ripe tomatoes already sitting on the counter that I’d harvested before leaving.)
A variety of veggies lay on a table: okra, purple jalapeños, yellow and red tomatoes, an eggplant, and ground cherries
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
No pic of it plated because I don’t take appetizing food pics, but I finished it with fresh basil and oregano (also from the garden) and it was delicious. Even if no one else ate it 🥲
Same round baking pan as before, now with roasted tomatoes and eggplant. The top veggies have some nice browning.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Is it still the “viral tiktok feta pasta” if I add a bunch of eggplant that I discovered in my garden? I dunno, but I think I’m gonna like it. Garden veggies are finally coming up in large enough quantities for dinner 💪🏾
A variety of eggplants and large grape tomatoes on a tableA round baking dish full of cut up eggplant, tomato, and a barely-visible chunk of feta
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
I am remiss for posting without a pic. Behold, the sneefle snorfler herself.
A small tuxedo (black and white) cat gets petted by a brown human hand.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026
Skyline cleanse: Behold, my mighty harvest (from a couple days ago)!
A Black hand holding two small sour cherries and eight or nine tiny blueberries
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
Yeah, that about says it. bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/
Results from an “AI Compass” quiz (link in skeet). Reads: “You Are… The Union Organizer. Patron Saint: Cory Doctorow. AI is a real tool being used to extract real labor value from people without paying them. You don’t care about the singularity— you care about the artists, writers, and workers getting strip-mined by capital. You’re not anti-technology. You’re anti-theft.”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 20/06/2026
Oh hey, I remembered it’s Caturday
A brown-skinned hand petting the belly of a black and white cat
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
Decided to do it up big for my staff meeting presentation during Pride month by wearing my @rosalarian.bsky.social bisexual drip shirt and some finger shinies from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social. Got lots of compliments on the apparel - I assume the presentation was fine too 😂
A Black person wearing a button up shirt with an artfully mesmerizing blue, purple, and pink pattern.A Black person’s hand displaying an onyx ring on the ring finger and a silver snake ring on the middle finger.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026
I see a cat, I post a cat.
A medium haired tortoiseshell cat lays on her back looking quizzically at the camera.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month. Excited to wear this @garaktailor.com shirt to as many things as I can manage.
Front of a purple shirt that says “The law won’t set us free”Back of a purple shirt that says “The law won’t keep us down!”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 28/05/2026
Chives went wild, therefore: chive blossom vinegar. White wine vinegar on the left, apple cider vinegar on the right
Two pint jars full of chive blossoms and vinegar
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat picture from your phone.
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat lays belly up on a beige couch.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
Actual birthday: fancy brunch requires more baubles for big fingered babes from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social (plus a mesh kraken top from Snag)
A brown skinned person modeling a large silver and green stone ring and a black and gray-green stone pendant.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
It at least let me accessorize with one of my new @peculiarityshop.bsky.social rings. Huzzah for baubles for big fingered babes.
A brown skinned hand wearing a ring with a large colorful stone on the ring finger.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
This is an appropriate shirt for my own 40th birthday party, right?
A shirt that reads “Tired old introvert” in many different colors.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026
Mmm, seems like the Wolves aren’t doing so hot
Three posts on the skyline in quick succession talking about how bad the Wolves are playing
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 25/04/2026
A meme with a sad Squidward at a window watching SpongeBob and Patrick frolic below. Squidward is labeled “me”; SpongeBob and Patrick are labeled “#MSPsky posting about the feed being back”.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 21/04/2026
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.
A small, fluffy tortoiseshell cat sits under an orange foam fort
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 18/04/2026
Convention bag™️ is getting more swagariffic
Canvas bag that reads “First, they came for reality. #resist” festooned with multiple local political buttons for various campaigns and topics
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026
I know next Monday is the end of the 10-day forecast and therefore the least predictable but wtf is that temp spread??
Screenshot of a weather app that shows wildly fluctuating temperatures
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Well, this is one way to disrupt my doomscrolling.
A long haired tortoiseshell cat drapes herself over the shoulder and arm of a Black person wearing glasses and a red hoodie. The cat’s butt is facing the camera and her head is not visible.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Picture of a snow leopard cub staring at an adult snow leopard’s tail. Underneath, the caption states “Contenplating crimes”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 04/04/2026
OMG I actually finished a physical book! 🎉 it’s been a hot minute
A hand holding “The Art of Gathering: How We Meet and Why It Matters” by Priya Parker
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 19/03/2026
Yes! Happy to support my favorite Black owned bookstore 😁
A screenshot of libro.fm showing that The Edge of Space-Time has been preordered.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 19/03/2026
Fig has become a shoulder cat lately. She is happiest when lounging on someone.
A closeup of my longhaired tortie Fig sitting on my shoulder. She is smiling as much as a cat can (eyes closed) while I pet her ear.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 24/02/2026
Imagine, if you will: at one point in my professional life I maintained inbox zero
Photo of an outlook window showing 14,000 items in the inbox
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 20/01/2026
The Arctic is helping facilitate the general strike as it turns out
A 10-day forecast for Minneapolis that shows the high for Friday to be -11°F.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 19/01/2026
no new pictures. where are you at mentally?
Tumblr post by user Neptune-e: “every time I move I crunch like popcorn”
Reply by user eyedeleter: “and every time we kiss I swear I could fly”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 29/12/2025
I get the sense that something happened on The Football today
Three messages in quick succession, all presumably relating to football:
Chris Kluwe, @chriswarcraft: “Damn, that was a hell of an ending. Felt like a playoff game.”
Mina Kimes, @minakimes: “Not to go all Rob Lowe here but three week 18 games for division titles is awesome”
Arif Hasan, @arif: “What a goddamn game”
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 19/12/2025
If I have to do brain intensive work on a Friday, I might as well make it fun
Picture of a red notebook covered in art stickers next to a cardamom latte from Momo Cafe
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/12/2025
Budget timeline. Pretty quick turnaround between budgets getting sent to schools (February) and completing tie-outs (March).
Slide titled “FY2027 budget timeline.” Monthly chart that starts with community meetings in December 2025 through school board adoption of the budget in June 2026.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/12/2025
Budget department recommendations. Not surprising that they want to reduce spending first and foremost (that’s how I read the first two bullet points).
Slide titled “strategic recommendations”. Four suggestions include protecting fund balance, implementing cost containment strategies, advocating for more funding, and being more transparent through more public engagement.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/12/2025
Fiscal projections. Lots of language about the projection as a tool, not what is actually happening at the district. “This is what would happen if we didn’t take steps to correct [by reducing expenses].”
A chart titled “fiscal projection: FY 27-FY 31.” Each year shows a growing deficit.
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 17/12/2025
Not much preamble into the budget discussion — or maybe *this* is the preamble. MPS, like many other orgs, is under a lot of fiscal stress. (I’m curious about the falling birth rate; we’ve known that was coming for decades…)
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Effin spooky 🦇 @effendancie.blacksky.app · 15/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A small medium haired cat with a tortoiseshell (black and orange) fur pattern sitting on a work laptop and notebook. She looks smug and entirely too pleased to be in the way.
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