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Effective Nancy

@effectivenancy.bsky.social
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(She/her) ✶ Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades ✶ Spoonie ♿️ Toastie 🍞 ✶ Followback/crypto/AI/low post accounts, religious/political proselytizers, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ friends pls DM for Signal/email

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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 1h
would
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 19h
that explains why all my little news outlets make me click to comments
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 20h
for individuals, groups, or pages?
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 21h
when you arrive for your rezzies at Nobu
static.klipy.com
zesty chewbacca
Alt: zesty chewbacca tiktok by @masonsmitheram featuring a flexible chewy in his usual bandolier and satchel doing a saucy bit of, well, not striptease exactly
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
an electric blue electric lotus elise or maybe an iridescent green triumph tr3 for me please and thank you
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
girls go crazy for tiny ragtops that run on a pair of 9V batteries
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and yet somehow you are adorable and appealing in all the photos of you i’ve seen, angles be damned
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
per pynchon, that depends heavily on local gravity
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the chicago steak seasoning is the only thing you need to season burgers and steaks, just perfect
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
speaking as a yank, they’re absolutely awful. so dangerous, so enormous, apparently hard to drive, and almost always devoid of appropriately gigantic cargo. the bonnets are higher than my car’s roof rack
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that’s lovely, thank you there’s a “stack of children’s blocks” building on my kid’s campus, too; i wonder if they’re related. ours is the rubenstein forum by diller scofidio + renfro
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
given a few weeks i think even i could finish a 10k? you got this!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he was always hot, he was
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have facetimed with my child and i feel so much better
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the bloody tire tracks! can you imagine if those bollards popped up during the grand prix
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
snyder’s for the freaky grids
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a steaming pile indeed. i guess when money talks, it says to spurn the one organization you could always count on attending the games? john paynter is spinning in his grave like a dynamo
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how does he have all our numbers?!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
funny that’s what i just said to the candidate(‘s volunteer) who texted me today
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my kid quotes “learned it by watching you” wayyyyy more often; it’s just so widely applicable
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you 🤝 me gotta get the animal right!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
osterizer? i hardly know ’er
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mine did three weeks in Costa Rica last summer and it was a wonderful and formative experience
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they did text me just now but we didn’t break the spacetime continuum
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish i could tesseract over to my kid, give them a hug and some cash, and then zwoop back home
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he entered office as my kid became a toddler and any time i was trying to summon greater authority in my parenting i’d say “ look,,,” and hold my hands out. “let me be clear: that behavior is not what i expected from a person of your stature.” it’s such a bland tone for official admonitions
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100% pure love
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is so thoughtful! i’m going to hang onto this for my kid who’s hoping to start field work within a year and will definitely encounter friction from a program that’s not set up to accommodate them
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
those have a much better name feel than some earlier entries in this category!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i nearly did this when i filled up at costco yesterday
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it absolutely does not work on kid and me, but possibly bc we already take most of those meds already so the benefit is incremental but not notable (we nevertheless still try multilayered antihistamines etc each time)
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well he is *also* precious
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did you see Kongo gorilla petting a squirrel? 10/10, watched again
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i saw something recently but maybe it was facebook
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol kids have already been chatting in google sheets for a decade to pass notes in school; they are unstoppable
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don’t know what kind of omen this is but when the universe plays instrumental arrangements of “where or when” twice in 24 hours (college convocation and hospital lobby) it sure af feels ominous
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my response to the world as it is makes doctors want to send me to therapy where i’m ultimately told that i’m responding appropriately to circumstances. vicious circle stuff
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i heard we like little guys around here
museum collection of ancient egyptian netsuke including a crocodile, hippopotamus, and other recumbent creaturesmuseum collection of ancient egyptian figures including a handsome 2” green Thoth baboonmuseum collection of tiny figures, mostly birds, from iraq 5000 years ago
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
different department though!
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THAT philosophy professor is apparently going to lead a post-viewing discussion of In the Mood for Love during orientation week and when my kid asked if that sounded like a good idea i went on such a face journey that i was then forced to share THAT new yorker essay
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gel sisters
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we had these lovely fruit bats that chittered and grumbled and enjoyed being hand-fed and they were SO soft and sweet
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
among the nicest things about being a zookeeper was petting our bats without worry
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
suzetrigine*
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
get journavx/duzetrigine if u can
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it irks me to no end that none of my clinicians recognizes that incredible meme
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
and the garbage out was a foregone conclusion (but i still don’t want those here at all)
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Effective Nancy @effectivenancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
slop for the slop king
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