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Monster Dum Cump 🎃

@eepybruh.bsky.social
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11h
no one came to my pool parties though 😔
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12h
okay baddie 🫦
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12h
omw bestie!
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Heinz Ketchup Bottle in Store
ALT: Heinz Ketchup Bottle in Store
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12h
the worst tragedy
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 13h
bad adhd day folks. bf just asked how the sandwich he made is (which I have not yet bit into) and I responded “good”
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 13h
me feeding my starter to bake bread:
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 18h
bf would murder me over the mere mention of meal prepped dinners but the consistency would heal me I fear
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 18h
might do a dissociative fugue for fun
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 19h
my mom once made a national sons day post about me to which I commented “gay” and she deleted and didn’t talk to me for days after 😂
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 19h
I may have said it before on here, but my favorite is influencers being like “I need it for my career” ma’am your career is to influence. if you can’t get people to follow you off a fascist platform, maybe you’re not very good at it 😌
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 20h
hey chat how many grams of protein do I get per shitpost consumed?
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 20h
it’s always “there’s no good alternative” there is you just put no effort into interacting with others so you stick to the comfort of your thousands of bot followers
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 20h
I mean how could we not?
Sleepy orange cat on a blanket
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 21h
she must be in cahoots with my son
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 22h
so should I order a small to make up the difference or an extra large in addition to this large?
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 23h
this large iced coffee will surely fix my anxiety right?
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 23h
Okay I’m omw ✈️
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 23h
let’s go to a corn maze and drink apple cider
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what if instead of working we all called out and did something fun instead?
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
she’s dreaming of a nice side of pasta
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I also hurt myself send your condolences
bloody thumb with a sourdough loaf in the background
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wow how dare he
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I snap my fingers and it just kinda happens
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a bit gummy but the chili crunch flavor is 💯
chili crisp sourdough loaf with cheddar and green onion inclusions chili crisp sourdough loaf cut in half
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lil edie’s in the oven. it’s in god’s hands now
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh no 🫪
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that happens to me after I eat carbs
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there’s a sort of wet tension idk
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hmm maybe I’m crazy
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
something like that
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I should really start doing that. maybe at a camp with other men who feel the same way
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
anyone else get a funny feeling when guys take their clothes off?
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
please form 2 single file lines
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m really enjoying it! The animation style isn’t bothering me as much as people say. I feel it’s gearing up for a good story
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he’s so goofy I just 🫦
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yes daddy? 🫦
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🫪
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
love a back shot
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
okay send me a tutorial
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that’s just the anesthesia talking
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you should see the rack on her
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it’s not big enough I’ve tried 🥲
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have an announcement today on national coming out day
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
must be an optical illusion
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Playful Baby Elephant with Herd
ALT: Playful Baby Elephant with Herd
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you’re right the towel is very important for drying my wet body
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
look how cute she is! Little dinosaur 😍
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just trying to make you proud chris
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
eat the rich 💰
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
let’s passionately debate about it
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
name em
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