Reposted by Multitudes of Eels

Gf: if I can’t beat this level in 10 more tries I’m switching to Jocky Wilson’s
Me, sarcastically: yeah that’ll help
Gf, as she dies again: one
Me: nothing like falling into the arms of fucking Jocky Wilson
Gf: three- SHUT UP
Me: what a soothing, fatherly presence
Gf: STOP SCARING ME. FIVE