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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“You had some very bad humans/canines in that group, but you also had humans/canines that were very fine people/dogs, on both sides."

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He’s assuming his party wants him to stay. And you know what they say happens when one assumes…

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

@michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social and @joannacoles.bsky.social have been saying this for many months… it’s definitely not a new thing.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

He‘s giving crabby maiden aunt with a certain je ne sais Vance, no?

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

From the same party so insulted by breaches of decorum that its leadership was forced to reprimand President Zelenskyy on live TV for his shocking lack of necktie.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Those NYP headline writers must spend most of their workdays laughing at their own work.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

AI image detection tools DeepAI & ZeroGPT both rate this image as having a 70% likelihood of being fake.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

“I suggest you focus on yours” #MICDROP

E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why are we not all breaking our arms in the rush to post *draining the swamp* puns??

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those kids sure can in-law, can’t they?!

Blanche is *desperate* for Bondi’s old job & everyone knows it… look for more of this to come, especially while the official job is dangled in front of his salivating face

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Thank you so much for translating the many complexities of the settlement and providing a clear look at what it all means. Your “paid army” comment is stuck in my head.

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Lindsey is an old hand at learning to believe the BS that comes out of his mouth.

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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Come on, now... no need to insult uncircumcised penises.

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Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

meanwhile, I bet Paul is posting about getting to hang out with HIS BUDDY AL, no big deal…

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

No reason to let facts/reality get in the way of another ridiculous “success” story, eh?

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

ironically accurate, and totally depressing.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I’m worried this is for any trans kids TX lawmakers & courts decide should be there.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If grandpa did this at Thanksgiving, he’d be on his way to Shady Pines before the pumpkin pie hit the table

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Surely any reputable journalist sent to interview him has undergone some special training… “How to Be Continually Insulted by a Rapist/Pedophile and Stay Professional“? Her composure seems to trigger him.

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

*definitely* one of the mentalist

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The *one* time he said something both logical and true

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

There’s a sad joke in there somewhere about the decreasing extent of ice in the sea amid the increasing extent of ICE on (American) land, but I’m too worn down by the needlessness of it all to find it…

Not to be *that* commenter, but I think you meant “shootin’ war”…

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1/ I think the younger demo‘s distance & subsequent disconnection from the Holocaust can’t be overstated here. Without viewing Israel through the lens of those atrocities as generations closer to them have done, Israel’s founding instead becomes an act of colonization…

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2/ …and its government‘s defenses become acts of genocide. And while real antisemitism is indeed on the rise, I’d argue that much of what these younger people feel is anti-Israel (and more correctly, anti-Bibi) sentiment, specifically because of their distance from Israel’s modern origins.

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Pretty impressive for a country some people (no names!) claim is full of “rapists” and “bad hombres”, eh?

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I know a lot of 5th graders. They’re all less ridiculous than this.

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Where are we to go now that he’s gone too far?

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Another dropped g. It feels like a clue.

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It’s like you can see straight into what he calls his soul🥹

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

@reed.senate.gov are you paying attention to what the people who keep you in office want? We’ve been calling for impeachment for 14+ months. 8.3 billion people need you and your colleagues to act NOW!

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E. Kelly @eekatlarge.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Don Jr made it very clear in early 11/24 what the incoming administration was seeking in its top positions: we’re looking for “the people who don’t think that they know better than“ my father