GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The Rizzler is Ken Klippenstein on The Substance 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 26/11/2024FEELING UNWELL MIGHT START POSTING AGAIN !!!!! 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 08/04/2024I'm like a Whirlpool dishwasher the way I'm soaking and scouring 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 08/04/2024They should make extended release adderall in the form of a jawbreaker that slowly doses you with every ring you lick through. 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 08/04/2024GenAI is short for Gender Assignment Intelligence 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Emailing my boss on Sunday night "heyy how are you? we still on for tomorrow? " like he's a friend I made plans with a week ago that I really don't want to follow through with 041 4
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Sorry for the things I said while I was Locked In 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 01/04/2024I love my job and I hate Sonic the Hedgehog April fools ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 10/01/2024How soon is too soon to request 4/20 off work? 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Crossposting from my instagram but in the Logged On way not in the selfie-sharing normie way 140 4
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Poppin 30mg Adderall with grapefruit and astral projecting spreadsheets above my monitor like queens gambit [satire] 21378 137
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 16/11/2023First they came for George Santos and i did not speak #divadown 011 1
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Got locked out of my account for a min but guess who’s back 050 5
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 13/08/2023Not even god himself could cleanse this pallet 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Man twitter isnt even fun for starting flame wars when the replies are this soft. 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Youre telling me a twink fried this rice??? 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 21/07/2023If i got drafted to vietnam theres a 100% chance they would have stuffed me in one of those bomber turret things below deck and locked the door from the outside 010 1
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 20/07/2023Living every day like its my last (staying up til 4am on a weeknight playing online backgammon) 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 18/07/2023Current Gender: pikachu with the red party hat from n64 smash bros 010 1
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 18/07/2023Reading this made me feel like Hank Hill listening to Bobby do one of his monologues 1313 31
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Oh you’re 30, do you still believe in US democracy? Cus at that age it’s marginal, right 040 4
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Just bought enough Cetaphil to drown a slug lets gooo 010 1
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 08/07/2023I heard that every time someone asks, this is his response 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 08/07/2023Sometimes we do photoshoots in our living room and i think thats pretty cool 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 07/07/2023I tried deleting my threads but they said it would also place me to the back of the wait queue for organ transplants. Has anyone else seen this? 070 7
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Mutual aid request: My friend has mysteriously disappeared after working tirelessly at McDonalds for the last month. They can almost always be seen wearing purple and sunglasses. Gathering funds for their immediate search & rescue 030 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Blue Sky rules cus instead of AI generated brand posts you get things like Grimace has died from complications of dysentery after spending Pride weekend at The Eagle [𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒎𝒚 𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒐 𝑫𝑺] 020 2
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Could no longer make it to my friends bachelor party and when i broke the news this is what he said. Dudes Rock. 050 5
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023The Palmer Hotel is a collection of spooky short stories set over a century in a downtown hotel… 000 0
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023I bought the masters to her skeets, call me Skeeter Braun 010 1
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 05/07/2023AI is the future!! AI: Here’s an auto generated memory album of the time you accidentally burnt down your garage with fireworks two years ago 🎆🎇 130 3
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Is there a skateboarding blue sky (skatesky ?) crew yet? Photo of Fat Bill for proof that i skate 010 1
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Chicagoans dont want you to know this is what happens if you order a dog with cheese. We can’t let this keep happening 000 0
Reposted by GenderGoblin420🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 04/07/2023remember your flag etiquette this 4th of July: fly the pride flag above the Chicago flag 0246 24
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 03/07/2023POV the last thing m*sk saw when i left twitter 061 6
GenderGoblin420 @edwinklipp.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Lfg a second Klippenstein has hit blue sky 01105 110