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Edwin Simonis

@edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy

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Radio DJ, jingle maker en verder alles waar men mijn stem bij nodig heeft.. De Leeuwenkuil shows vindt je op MixCloud en Hearthis.at. En elke zaterdagochtend […] [bridged from mastodon.world/@edwin085 on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2025

Highway to... Hey look...

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2025

Starbucks didn’t quite get Wolf Blitzer’s name right.

Wolf Blitzer holding a Starbucks cup labeled "Woof" while taking a selfie.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2025

Women, Men, and Giant Crying Babies

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2025

Alfred

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2025

Askhole

Humorous definition of "ask-hole" as someone who asks for advice and does the opposite.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2025

Useful

"You Parked Like An Idiot" sticker on a car windshield

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2025

Horny Goat Weed review.

Horny Goat Weed supplement with a humorous one-star review.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2025

...trim your bush?

"DO NOT" sign obscured by overgrown bush.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2025

How do you pronounce this brand?

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2025

New Zealand has some of the fastest walkers in the world.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2025

Always wondered where he kept them in the off season.

"ELF-STORAGE" building exterior, vertical metal siding, row of storage units visible through windows.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2025

Something smells fishy…

DeltaTaco sign with humorous text: "Jumbo Shrimp Farts $6".

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2025

Rules are for dogs.

Tabby cat sits atop an electrical box next to a "Danger: Do Not Climb" sign.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2025

What’s the alternative? Linux?

News headline: "Millions Across 11 States Told To Stay at Home And Avoid Windows."

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2025

Back to France

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2025

Inspired by nature.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2025

Watch out for Peter.

Peter's Kill Area sign. Parking open, climbing permits unavailable. Minnewaska State Park Preserve.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2025

Harry Potter’s fuel pump.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2025

Great Advice.

Toilet with sign: "Warning! Don't push it so hard, something will break down."

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2025

“Warning. Depression on the road”.

Roadside sign reads "PERIGO DEPRESSÃO NA PISTA." Three men appear distraught beside it.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2025

The anti gravity goat.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2025

“Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse…”

Tom Cruise as a vampire above text promoting "Interview With a Vampire" on Showtime at 11 p.m.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2025

At the dentist's office

Dental patient parking sign. White lettering on green background. Underneath is a symbol of a tooth and the text "ALL OTHERS WILL BE EXTRACTED."

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2025

In Case of Emergency, You are Screwed.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025

BOOM!

Car trunk with bumper sticker: "Ask me about my Explosive Diarrhea."

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025

Broke the law today…

Sign reading "Private Sign / Do Not Read" amidst scrap metal and weathered fence.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025

Why should YOU go to jail for a crime that somebody ELSE noticed?

Roadside billboard for Sebastian Law Office featuring a lawyer's portrait and the slogan: "Just Because You Did It, Doesn't Mean You're Guilty." The phone number and law firm name are displayed prominently.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025

Great Band Name.

Display of stacked, unfinished cornhole game sets on sale in a retail store. A prominent yellow and red sign advertises the set as "Unfinished Cornhole," with a regular price of $164.99, now 30% off at $115.49.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025

Don’t you just love the commitment.

Gamer streaming a swimming competition video game. Gamer wears headphones and a swim cap, observing the game intently.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025

Dave’s Hot Chicken Urgent Care.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025

Is there a new species of leopard I don’t know about?

Hangtag on acid wash jeans; features a model and text "LOW RISE LEOPARD PRINT" and "TELEPATÍA".

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025

Because sometimes apple juice just doesn’t cut it.

Grocery store shelf stocked with various alcoholic beverages under a "Lunchbox Drinks" sign. Champagne bottles, beer, and other drinks are visible.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025

Premature Dad

"Reddit post: 'I'm a Dad!!!' featuring a newborn baby in a hospital bassinet. A top comment reads: 'Wow, you look small for a dad...'"

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025

This hand shredder is pointless.

Close-up of a brown "Hand Shredder", showing warning icons: "2 Sheets" indicates a limit for shredding. Three warnings show symbols inside circles with a line through them, indicating what should not be inserted in the shredder: a hand, a staple, and a tie.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

Ha

Building with "Penis Ha" partially visible on another building behind it, creating a humorous or suggestive effect.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

Pigeon built its nest on anti-pigeon spikes.

Pigeon nesting in a twiggy nest on top of pipe, with bird spikes on the side to prevent nesting.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025

Good Soldiers follow orders.

Funny sign at McDonald's: "Toilet out of order, please use the Children's Ball Pit."

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025

Protecting the valuables.

Eggs buckled into a child's car seat in a vehicle. A pack of 60 eggs is secured with a seatbelt in the back seat of a car.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2025

Sounds about right.

Humorous tin sign reading, "Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything." The sign features a vintage advertisement of a woman relaxing in a chair with her feet up.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2025

Damn. Them pigeons must’ve been Starving!

Pigeons amid scattered trash and discarded shoes on stone steps, suggesting urban decay.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2025

NOT interested in beds.

Close-up shot of a flyer on a textured metal pole. The flyer has white background with bold capitalized black lettering at the top that reads “WE BUY COUCHES PEOPLE DIED ON” with an image of an older white male reclined on a couch near the top. Below the image, the flyer reads "we PAY $$$ for dead body couches" in red and black letters, followed by bullet points: "100% Anonymous," "Stains/Smells are A-OK!," and "NOT interested in beds." Two smaller images at the bottom show a van with a website URL, and a cartoon Grim Reaper, captioned "No Judgement, No Problem!!" The website "webuycouchespeoplediedon.com" is printed on the flyer on the bottom. A street and cars are visible in the blurred background.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2025

Is this supposed to attract customers?

Hot dog stand with "HOT DOG" flag and a whimsical hot dog character statue.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2025

Someone went to far with this turtleneck.

A man is shown from the chest up, wearing an oversized, chunky, bright blue cable-knit turtleneck sweater. The turtleneck itself is very large, covering most of his face. The sweater features prominent cable-knit designs. He is outdoors, with a blurred green and yellow background that suggests foliage and possibly outdoor structures like a fence.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2025

Smile

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2025

Art at a coffee shop window

Outdoor cafe seating with a minimalist drawing of a person drinking a beverage on the window.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2025

Look at this phony!

A "Two Men and A Truck" moving van is seen on the road. The white box truck has the company's name in bold blue lettering, along with a cartoon drawing of two men in a classic car. Below the box, is the Ford cab of the truck with a driver inside. The truck's headlights are on, and it appears to be in motion.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2025

Look it’s a nice offer, but I’ll have to pass…

A close-up shot focuses on a display screen that reads, "TRY A TASTY COOKIE WARMED IN OWEN." The text is in a green, pixelated font, suggesting an older digital display. The misspelling of "oven" as "Owen" creates a humorous effect. The surrounding environment is blurry but appears to be a kitchen.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2025

Who decided this was a good name for a wheelchair?

Flat tire on a Karma wheelchair, with a large black jacket draped over the back.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025

Two thugs of the United States. Land of the stupid, home of the ignorant.

Edwin Simonis @edwin085.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025

But why!?