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Edward White

@edwardwhite.bsky.social
416 followers 64 following 72 posts

Retired, but not dead

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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretend Patton. I’m so using that 😂
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, that really hit hard.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
<pivot>
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pure intimidation. That's what bullies do.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is this hand shucked?
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think the word we’re all looking for is despicable
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake. Just let them run with it
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Perspective is everything
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Use squatchee in your next book, see if anyone questions it, lol.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Much in the same vein, I flip off the TV every time I see his stupid face. It’s almost Pavlovian
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Garlic roasted Brussels Sprouts are the bee’s knees 👌
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Customs people in other countries will delight in hassling people with these. Extra security, extra screening, missed flights will be the name of the game.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
She always brings the receipts.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lol, I actually clicked on the left box before I realized it was just a picture. Well played. 😆
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Someday I’ll be able to eat Cheetos without guilt or shame
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dang, now I want a cookie
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Well, the day is looking up 😂 One down, several to go.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How sad that he is not allowing deployed Military personnel that are overseas the opportunity to vote.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I guess Delta, AA, JetBlue, and Spirit don't care that passenger counts are going shrivel up and stop at this airport. People vote with their wallets. Give it a year and this airport will look like an abandoned K-mart parking lot.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If we can’t take the word of a man that cut off a whale’s head with a chainsaw, strapped it on the roof of his car, and drove it across State lines then who can we trust in these perilous times? 🙄🐋
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Like a vampire sucking democracy out of the country, can he even see himself in a mirror?
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Was it full of dead whale skeletons? I hear that really ties the room together.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Universal remote control 😎
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s been 2 weeks. That seems to be the limit of his attention span. Fingers crossed
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Diapers are passe' these days, gotta go with a new weird thing.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We’ve been trying to reach you about your novel’s extended warranty
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Sometimes ORD demands a sacrifice, of your sanity. Best to come prepared.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
At least we won’t have to see her stupid face on the TSA monitors at the airport as we fly to the trial. Silver linings…
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dang it, you made me get all watered up here. Well played
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You have to do a Turing test and a captcha at the next get-together to find the imposter. Also a good sci-fi idea, like Blade Runner?
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Sometimes you just need to get away from everything and take a walk in the woods
A gnarled old tree in the forest Crooked treeThe forest in Winter
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
More importantly, when?
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yes, and yes. Doubly so.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Main power is offline [sad trombone]
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m learning the people that I’m cutting out of my life, forever.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
But I don’t want to go on the cart!
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The political parallels really ring true for me, in this day and age. I’d like to hope I’m doing my part, or not doing my part, depending on your perspective.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
On the bright side, there were plenty of Werther‘s original hard candies, and old people like to share
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It probably burns her skin where it touches
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I’m going to Jimmy John’s to celebrate
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
You will be in-Sensimilla'd. Resistance is futile.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. The people responsible have been sacked.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I applaud the optimism, but feel it will take an entire generation to erase that stain.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
She went from, ‘I’m going marry a Kennedy someday’ to ‘I married a Kennedy’. [sad trombone]
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Believe
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I saw this: it’s called Battlestar Galactica. 🙄
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The choice is mine, to never ever get gas there again.
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Evita
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How messed up is education when people drawing Social Security are still paying off their student loans? (Yes I know there are outliers)
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Edward White @edwardwhite.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I fondly remember “Amazing Stories”. I’m intrigued for this, in any format.
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