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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 14h

Don’t forget what Gymshorts Jordan did at Ohio State.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He’d get more applause with, “I can go to Hell.”

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Desiccated Prick Rock is way more accurate.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

His own ass vs. A hole in the ground.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

More like chocolate in my mayonnaise.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Then just seal it up and don’t let anybody out. It’ll make a nice gilded cage.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The “why” is simple - they don’t want to have to face relatives they’ve beaten up at the family barbecue.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stupid should hurt. Thinking this should force you to sit silently for a week in fear of the pain…

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This just in… shocking news that it will get dark this evening.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The press claims that they’re “keeping their access.” That’s like choosing to keep your access to an Ebola ward.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Natalie’s gigantic bag …” Is that what we’re calling the orange turd now?

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

…Starbucks cups, “Happy Holidays,” Campbell’s soup commercials, the race of animated/fictional characters…

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Soon to replace “I’m Just a Bill,” on Schoolhouse Rock.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Takes a little while to get the rhetorical cadences right in German, so they probably have it on a loop so they can practice.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m thinking it was good old Kash himself, just trying to cover the bases before the video gets uploaded to TMZ.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A face a pacifist nun could punch.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Honestly surprised he wasn’t 370th out of 366.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You can add Outshine Frozen Fruit bars to the list. They discovered glass fragments in several flavors.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

He may have money, but he’s worthless.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If a toad and a fire hydrant had a kid, it would only be half as ugly as this mook.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Great. Just got a call - looks like my dessert of choice, Outshine Frozen Fruit bars, are being recalled because they may have glass particles in them. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Woman Scolds Man: 'Spit That Out!'

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I wonder if his new bunk mate has been vaccinated. 🤔

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

These interviews need to start with the reporter rolling footage of their full-throated support before asking them if they still support the orange turd.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I must have missed the Bond movie where 007 cowers in a catering cart.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That cart will need to be thoroughly cleaned and sanitized before they present it to his library, and even then, I’m doubtful they’ll be able to get rid of the lingering stench.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A traitor pardoned by a traitor is still a traitor.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

He needs to be asked this question, on camera, a couple dozen times a day.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A bot says what? That’s some prime gobbledygook right there.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.” Julius Caesar, II,2 May all these cowards enjoy their humiliation.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

He looks to be in pain. That level of cowardice should hurt.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Their opposition is theater. Nothing more.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Patience, Grasshopper. One step at a time. 😎

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Miller, the barely sentient anal polyp.

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Ed Tyler @edwardtyler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Is he in a cage, floating waist deep in sewage? If not, it’s better than he deserves.

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