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Edward James Almost

@edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social
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SGFMO. Application development, math, music, podcasting, Star Trek, Linux, photography, and general curmudgeon. Friend of DeSoto. #GoBills #LetsGoBuffalo

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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Joe Buck with his tie and collar looking odd, the front edges of the collar are swept back in a weird way and you can see too much of his tie. It is also one of those shirts where the collar is white but the rest of the shirt is a different color
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean come on
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pedro the Lion
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Princess says “no photos please”
A calico cat holding her paw over her face
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy has been coming around for the past few weeks. He’s a little skinny but very friendly. We already have 3 so we can’t take him inside but we’re happy to give him a meal. I hope he’s running the same racket on several folks up and down the block.
An orange cat waiting for his morning meal
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Princess and her big brother Tribble.
A calico cat on top of her tuxedo cat brother. She looks annoyed by the interruption.
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Captain Jean Luc Picard on the bridge of the enterprise looking determined
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Star Trek Cats calendar remains specific and awesome
A Scotch Fold cat dressed like Scottie from Star Trek cradling a bottle of milk like in that episode where he had to get the alien drunk
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve got a two-fer.
Adult Alexander Rozhenko Kurt, Son of Mogh
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Beg your pardon?
A google alert for severe heat tomorrow, will feel like 109
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You watch ONE video on doing your own brake job and the next thing you know
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
She protecc
A calico cat lazily peering out a window, her giant paw holding the Venetian blind open
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Baseball is good
A pitch being thrown
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My man is LOCKED IN
A balding British man intensely piloting a dynasphere - a large single wheel vehicle in which the driver sits inside the hub of the wheel
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yes 1000 times yes. I really wrecked my (already not great) feet doing construction in my late 20s and they are life changing. This is my spare pair.
Birkenstock Oswego shoebox A black pair of Birkenstock Oswego shoes
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Setting aside the fact that he wants to radically reduce revenue this seems…. telling
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ACAB is everyone except her
The chief from Where In the World Is Carmen Sandiego
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My man
Jim Croce with a cigar
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Haha hell yeah
Ted Danson looking dopey dressed as Guliver from Guliver’s Travels
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We did one of those for our app platform, mascot fails are lots of fun
A sad looking bear mascot
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
The Salt Vampire from the Star Trek Original Series episode The Man Trap
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Royals fan friends - is this R logo new this year? Don’t think I’ve seen it before. I’m guessing these are some special event jersey with the duochrome look on the hat.
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Fitting screencap from this story
A screenshot of a news story about a series of random highway shootings with an ad for a handgun
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. Cast is probably too stacked for no one to remember this but me, but Bronson Pinchot stars as a wacky alien who lives with Ed Begley Jr, Buffy’s little sister (RIP MT) and the “the human head weighs 8 pounds” kid. CBS Friday night 1997 baybee
Cast photo of Meego,
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ACAB except for these two
The two Mathnet detectives
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
On the annual roller coaster pilgrimage
Greetings from Cedar Point, OH
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
She just sits on top of him sometimes.
A calico cat looking perturbed at being interrupted from giving forced face baths to her brother, a tuxedo cat, upon whom she is sitting.
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Obviously Trey Gowdy looks ridiculous in that screencap, but this is but his most recent evolution in being a guy who looks weird on TV
Trey Gowdy looking like a dope on Forensic Files
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
And you want to be my latex salesman
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
These are fun
The very pants you were going to return
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Having fun now
Maybe it will happen today
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You’re doing the lord’s work here
The Enterprise over a planet with the caption “back on our bullshit”
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If I may,
Maybe It Will Happen Today in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Dropping in a couple that I haven’t seen yet Andrew Robinson in Dirty Harry and Kate Mulgrew in Batman TAS
Red Claw a Batman villainAndrew Robinson in Dirty Harry
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Baseball is good
A baseball game viewed from the outfield
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wilco
Wilco on stage
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tapping the sign
But anyone concerned with the fate of higher education should not treat entire states or regions as lost causes. And no one should allow themselves to think their geographic position is an indicator of their moral worth. Moral distance is not moral superiority.
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Squad goals
3 geese on a roof looking like they mean business
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Goddammit
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A Yasiel Puig baseball card
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Baseball is good
A baseball game, pitch between the pitcher and batter
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Somebody got into a fight with his sister and has big feels about it
A tuxedo cat with a scratch on his nose
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My quest to try everything on the menu at my favorite Thai place continues. Trying the Pad Woon Sen tonight
Pad woon Sen - a Thai dish with clear noodles, carrots, and tofu
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A great ISS sighting and the Moon and Jupiter putting on a show! Only had a chance to do an iPhone snap #astrophotography
The Moon and Jupiter
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We’ve got a foof like that, she has never been perturbed once in her life
A cat laying on the top of a chair in a bizarre pretzel twist
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tucking this one away for when It Happens.
A screenshot of a social media post by sentient cyst DJT celebrating the death of Robert Mueller
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Baseball is good
An umpire, catcher, and a batter winding up to swing
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Refilling my medication like I’m about to blow up the Romulan Senate
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Edward James Almost @edwardjamesalmost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ours knows the sound of the toaster and is immediately there to demand his share of the cream cheese
A tuxedo cat
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