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Edward Holtz (no relation)

@edward510.bsky.social
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Overdone. And dry.

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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21h
Where? When? How?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21h
Is that why no second season?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wasn't the robot dog in doctor Who named K9?
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Rosalia" is a farmworker in Santa Maria, CA. "We live in constant fear of immigration raids as it doesn't matter if we have papers or not. They target us for having brown skin. We are not criminals; we are essential workers who put the food on America's tables." #WeFeedYou
A worker harvesting strawberries
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So my chances of breaking into the freelance pie advisor field are now dashed? "I really like pie!" Ain't gonna cut it?
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Infinicity @infinicity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A recent entertaining documentary on the origin of Hellboy: youtu.be/lejFYsw2y28
youtu.be
How Mike Mignola Created Hellboy and Built a World of His Own
YouTube video by Diamond Plus Documentary
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are we sure this didn't belong to Trump?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So they didn't steal it?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you perform the proper rituals and sacrifices?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tv high-school Ted was peak Ted. And everyone here knows it.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Admiting it is the first step
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought it was the Hankeyes.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And works great in a haiku.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One more syllable in that first paragraph and you would have a haiku.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No dress costume for special events? He's just wearing his work clothes.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This guy looks oddly familiar. #whatwedointheshadows
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very bulgy.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that The Thin Man the novel by Dashiell Hammett? Or the movie?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Until the Beatles show up.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Didn't he appear in Crisis on Infinite Earths? Somewhere in the back?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's less than a 10 cents per Batman. Hell of a deal if you ask me.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You and your object permanence.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it would be Eric with a big hat or groucho glasses.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who's the real victim?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Following that logic only mail from companies and organizations that the president likes should be allowed to be delivered.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...makes me feel fine.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How long did they do those horrible advertising banners? Couple of years?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is that Killer's hair or part of his costume?
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After presidential pressure Apple follows Google and Lake Ontario is now Lake America.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I am a little teapot. I'm short and stout."
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
FYI: All the cool kids are getting into radish bulbs now.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
867-5309
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I thought the bum boat was.... Something else.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And time zone shifters.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think they should have reversed the colors.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I always thought the term was Sheeters.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Has no one ever heard of the "Finders keeper, losers weeper" defense?
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can you buy those?
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Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
President Trump promised a sex-trafficking crackdown. His Justice Department hasn't delivered. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
reuters.com
Trump promised a sex-trafficking crackdown. His Justice Department hasn't delivered.
The Trump administration has repeatedly said the fight against sex trafficking is one of its top priorities.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The judge went super easy on him. You would think the would have been apoplectic.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's nicer than a lot of hotels I've stayed at.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Can Pass for 38" is going on my dating profile.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I keep my darlings in the refrigerator. The older darlings are under the floorboards. At night they whisper to me.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
California law always the responsibility on the person in the driver's seat. If you are behind the wheel drunk and the car can go, it's a DUI. Even if you are stopped in a parking lot.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That Sultans of Suede song is good too.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That's why you should always eat pasta nude. The other people in the restaurant will respect you for it.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There is going to be a run on high-end ground floor apartments in Moscow.
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We're out missiles like no one's ever seen before!
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Edward Holtz (no relation) @edward510.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you are going to cosplay, you might as well go all in.
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