edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025College student advisors are the most vacationing mf'rs i ever met 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The act very retarded, then a little less retarded strat is playing out wonderfully 020 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Imagine having such surface level media analysis and thinking bob dylan was anti war 020 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The only thing that could save the American stock market today is if the pope lives. If he dont, we done for. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This halftime show was off da chain for us black culture understanders 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Imagine being hawk tuah girl and you see the president of united states heading a crypto coin just a month after you got chased off the internet by a pitch-forked mob. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 02/02/2025When I was 18 and at my first job i remember hearing that any change to minimum wage would be disruptive to the economy and ultimately negative for me because 10$ BigMac. The same people are now telling how its good to be in a trade war with our 3 biggest trade partners. Damn my lying ears I guess. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Yes yes of course.... the dei flight controller caused the crash... he was probably a dwarf right? Please forgive me for I am tired and still adjusting to this new paradigm 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Has anyone found the hidden Mickey on the wall of the Islamic prayer room at Disney world Florida yet? 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I hate when people say goodbye when exiting the elevator, but you both walk the same way down the hallway after. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Im tired of hearing millenials complain about how boomers had life on easy mode while they pay 950$ a month on their 2019 morgage. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Everyone who works at a bar or an alcohol serving establishment acts like law enfocement kicks down the door everyweek and cards everyone. I have no idea where this fear comes from. I worked at a bar and grill for almost two years and never saw alcohol law enforcement conduct any activity. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Pro life food bloggers be like The recipe calls for -milk -flour -butter -3 ultra baby chickens 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Doctors will tell you that you can never look at an eclipse with bare eyes, but then shine you with the brightest light known to man during a optometry visit. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 25/12/2024People be saying "my closeted cousin" while said cousin is bringing 4 dogs to Christmas. Brother she left that closet a long time ago. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Anti-pet-breeding people who only adopt pets are still supporting the pet farm industry. They signal to breeders that some cuck will raise the runty mutts that are not sold. The only solution would be for shelters to push excess animals off of cliffs. See how quick it ends then. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Hunters will tell you how much better it is to eat fresh wild deer meat as opposed to factory farmed meat, while they serve you 7 month freezer burned deer guts grounded into psuedo-steaks. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 12/12/2024This is exactly why we cant let men compete in female sports 110 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Im tired of seeing people misconstrue Jordan Neelys words for threats. He is to be taken seriously not literally... His words were a negotiation tactic from one of the most genius deal makers of our time. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 11/12/2024If I critique bluesky then you will deal with it because that is according to your principles. If you critique bluesky i will block you because that is according to my principles. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 11/12/2024No more meta conversations talking about what bluesky is and how it compares to twitter and what it should be. Those post are getting real old. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 11/12/2024brother all you do is complain, I followed for some good content, cmon man 020 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Companies that deserve to make money: -Nintendo, only if they games stay 60$ -Jolibees, needs mes mys 6 dollar chickie joys Companies that dont deserve to make money: -Health insurance, people be dying -Black rock, what they even do? + sounds evil 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I just want the economy to do well, and companies to lose money. Is that to much to ask for!!!! 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Any ceo out their better think twice before prioritizing shareholder value over just giving money away! 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Just finding out that mr. Luigi AKA Agent 47 is a rabbid weebaphobe, and a gamer apartheidist. Now that I think about it he was never cool anyways 😤😤😤. Never think critically about your heros sonny. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The left cheers when a CEO dies, and the right cheers when when a homeless man dies, when will it be realized that Jesus was the only one who needed to die? 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Everyone who invest in stupid shitcoins deserves no pity. They are not earnest investors, they are opportunistic scavengers hopeful they can eat some of the chum while the shark tears apart the whale carcass. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If you got outsmarted by the hawk tuah girl and invested in her crypto, im sorry brother but that money is in better hands now. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I eat about 25 squares a week so I have reduced my chance of getting type 2 diabs by like 105% 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 05/12/2024How people gonna pretend to care about the prescription drug addiction crisis, then cheer when the greatest prescription drug gate keeper of all time dies? If it wasn't for strong men like him many more Americans would be caught on big pharmas hook with conditions like Insulin addiction. 000 0
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 04/12/2024The North Korean infiltration runs deeper then I ever could have imagined..... 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I think in an act of unity Joe Biden should pardon trump of any traffic violations he may or may not have commited during his time of presidency. 010 1
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Shrimpstein. Yea..... Schrampstein. 000 0
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Im a costco guy, of course Im smoking that hulkberry on my thanksgiving walk. 020 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 29/11/2024You have the most tiddly wink serving of stuffing. This better be yo second plate. 030 3
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What kinda burger made of pig? HAM-Burger 030 3
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Ayo let my dawg get a hitmedia.tenor.coma close up of a baby 's face with a slight smirk on his face .ALT: a close up of a baby 's face with a slight smirk on his face . 010 1
Reposted by @edward40hands.bsky.socialBingo5 @bingo5.bsky.social · 27/11/2024NEVER use the Human Mode on your Multi-Use Inflator bro. What do I do now?!?! 121 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Kendrick is the Dave Chappelle of rap. Lectures and sniffs his own farts. They both tryina be the wise unc at the BBQ. 020 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 26/11/2024*in white guy thirsty for n-word pass voice* Kendrick is the two pac of modern times!!!! 020 2
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Do you like orange juice and tooth paste aswell? 000 0
edward40hands.bsky.social @edward40hands.bsky.social · 26/11/2024*blaaagggrrh* "Im gonna need more zebra cakes" 010 1
