edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Article III of the Constitution -- were you out sick that day at law school? 060 6
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I had a cat who I found by the side of the road -- shattered pelvis and two dislocated hips. Ended up removing both femoral heads and he walked great for the rest of his life -- another 15 years. I had another cat with one femoral head removed for hip dysplasia -- he did better after surgery. 120 2
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 16/03/2025My cat figured out how to turn the radio on in the morning on my clock-radio -- had to buy a new alarm clock without a radio. 060 6
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I checked my back account at 2 AM last Wednesday to make sure that my Social Security payment was made. 1110 11
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Daffy Duck isn't indestructible. In one episode, he tries to upstage Bugs by blowing himself up. "Great act," Bugs says. And Daffy's soul, as it ascends toward Heaven, responds, "but I can only do it once." 030 3
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The COVID hurts for days but the Shingles hurts for weeks. (And you need two.) Good luck. 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The movie ended better for Kong then the Super Bowl for Mahomes. 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 13/01/2025The bigger question is "How much did Donald Trump personally donate to help fire victims?" Has he asked his followers to donate to the fire victims or just to help him fight his "unjust" conviction? Will he hold up aid to a blue state after he takes office? 109910 99
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt says another one bites the dust .ALT: a man in a yellow shirt says another one bites the dust . 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My kindergarten teacher told my mother that "he thinks he's left handed." My mother replied, "He is left handed and don't you dare try to change that." Also, I love watching the IT guys struggle with my left-handed mouse -- now you know how it feels. 070 7
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024What are the odds that Trump actually wrote his two posts himself about Carter? Respectful, no weird capitalizations, no spelling errors/typos, no run-on sentences, etc. Just a sincere appreciation of another human being -- nope, an aide wrote it. 3190 19
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Did you get him to pronounce your name? Dee-Avid, Dee-Avid. Is Dee-Avid here? 080 8
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I had a cat like that. If she didn't see me put her food bowl down, she would look around until I pretended to put the bowl down again and she would eat. Sweet but dumbest cat I ever had. Miss her all the time. 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My old cat used to sleep in front of the heating vent on rug in the bathroom during the winter. My current cat -- who came from the Caribbean and hates the cold -- has a heated bed she sleeps in. 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The same could be said of dogs. As a vet, I cannot tell you the sh--stuff I've seen dogs eat. Some of which, I have had to remove from said dogs in surgery. 010 1
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024In 2023, support for gay marriage was at 71% of Americans. That seems to say that banning it is not what the majority wants so yes, it would be controversial and extreme. 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024There is only one standard on Twitter: Don't insult Elon. Everything else is fair game. 000 0
edunayer.bsky.social @edunayer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Man goes to the doctor. "Doc, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor hands the man some pills and says, "These will cure her." "I can't do that," the man says. "Why not? asked the dr. "Because then we would stop getting the free eggs." 51504 150
