Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13hI quit football partially because they said “you get to line up against the other Evan every day. This Evan is from Tonga and you are not” 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Notes of the first rubber fire in recorded history 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My fathers name was Joseph, but his friends just called him Josh 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Might be one of the better graphics of the season 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Egregious. Start with the Fullerton Court House, then work your way up. Gotta walk before we run 130 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am baffled. Mike Leach was a Californian born Mormon?! 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“They've seen that their generation was locked down for two years during Covid to save their grandparents, and that their grandparents voted against their interests.” TRAM TRACK BBQ TIME 020 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Alright time to lore dive cus what do you mean this private school US history teacher did that 030 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Gentlemen we must protect the campus. We’re going to need at least 39 dick carvings, 19 textured penis paintings like Blinkin’s playboy in Robinhood: Men In Tights, and a single schlong statue, as the Romans did” 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“No, you can’t suspend me, I am protecting my classmates from evils that may prey upon them by carving this big, veiny, triumphant motherfucker I just saw in Superbad into my desk in religious ethics class. Like the Romans. Vatican in Rome. Check mate, see you all tomorrow” 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FINALLY, Modesto’s time to shine! Water, Wealth, Contentment, Health BAYBEE 131 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I need someone to do a piece on the former top high school punter in Mississippi who converted to Islam and gave up punting. SOCIOLOGY BAYBEE 100 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just found out there is one other alligator species outside of America, the critically endangered Chinese alligator, and it’s freaking adorable 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just found out there is one other alligator species outside of America, the critically endangered Chinese alligator, and it’s freaking adorable 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The overhead of the helmets looks like the Velcro balls from that one ball dart game 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The overhead angle of Tennessee’s helmets looks like the Velcro balls for that dart board game 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It might look like birth rates are up in Republican states, but when you go county by county, that growth is focused so heavily in urban and suburban population centers within those states. Places that “reliably vote Democrat” because they welcome immigrants in order to grow 100 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/20261.6 million views in two days lmao Mike Tomlin is about to be a top Twitch streamer 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Our freshman wide receiver named Messiah was at a concert wearing a tie and sports coat lined with pearls. Absofuckinglutely 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What do you mean Sonoma State’s mascot used to be the Cossacks?? The picked this in 1962?! HOW?! And what do you mean Gary Patterson was their defensive coordinator?! 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just found the best name for a post-Tom Brady era Patriots podcast 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social what fever dream am I in that Dan Lanning is screaming “WE’RE BABA YAGA” before the usc game? 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the Old Ones of the Pac have any dark magic left, USC alumni apathy will keep him there 010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social please watch this video of Bear Alexander making two Polynesian future nfl defensive linemen flinch with his spam matsubi order 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So if I’m reading this correctly, if USC loses to UW this weekend, the next win USC can plausibly get at the Coliseum in the 2026 college football season is November 21st, against Maryland 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maybe he was pouring out the USC tall boy beer sword? 000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Single greatest feeling as a SoCal Oregon Duck is watching USC fans leave their own stadium early. V’s down everybody, V’s down 010 0