Sign in

Garden of EDonz

@edonz.bsky.social
492 followers 161 following 4.2K posts

did you know California has over 4,500 native species of moths? 1,600 native bees, perhaps? 240 native butterflies, mayhaps? Garden for them.

PostsRepliesMedia
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 12h
What the hell is this
220 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13h
I quit football partially because they said “you get to line up against the other Evan every day. This Evan is from Tonga and you are not”
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sorry, three of the top six
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
020 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The subtle notes of bike tube aflame
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Notes of the first rubber fire in recorded history
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What
030 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Triggerfish face
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My fathers name was Joseph, but his friends just called him Josh
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Specifically this one
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I found the wine for Drew Mehringer
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Might be one of the better graphics of the season
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Egregious. Start with the Fullerton Court House, then work your way up. Gotta walk before we run
130 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am baffled. Mike Leach was a Californian born Mormon?!
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“They've seen that their generation was locked down for two years during Covid to save their grandparents, and that their grandparents voted against their interests.” TRAM TRACK BBQ TIME
020 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright time to lore dive cus what do you mean this private school US history teacher did that
030 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Gentlemen we must protect the campus. We’re going to need at least 39 dick carvings, 19 textured penis paintings like Blinkin’s playboy in Robinhood: Men In Tights, and a single schlong statue, as the Romans did”
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“No, you can’t suspend me, I am protecting my classmates from evils that may prey upon them by carving this big, veiny, triumphant motherfucker I just saw in Superbad into my desk in religious ethics class. Like the Romans. Vatican in Rome. Check mate, see you all tomorrow”
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Huh. Same outfit.
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FINALLY, Modesto’s time to shine! Water, Wealth, Contentment, Health BAYBEE
131 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok even better
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His name on insta is now Gunnar Ali
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need someone to do a piece on the former top high school punter in Mississippi who converted to Islam and gave up punting. SOCIOLOGY BAYBEE
100 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just found out there is one other alligator species outside of America, the critically endangered Chinese alligator, and it’s freaking adorable
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just found out there is one other alligator species outside of America, the critically endangered Chinese alligator, and it’s freaking adorable
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The helmets
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The overhead of the helmets looks like the Velcro balls from that one ball dart game
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The overhead angle of Tennessee’s helmets looks like the Velcro balls for that dart board game
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pat Fitzgerald on the sideline
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It might look like birth rates are up in Republican states, but when you go county by county, that growth is focused so heavily in urban and suburban population centers within those states. Places that “reliably vote Democrat” because they welcome immigrants in order to grow
100 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1.6 million views in two days lmao Mike Tomlin is about to be a top Twitch streamer
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Harbinger @edsbs.bsky.social
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our freshman wide receiver named Messiah was at a concert wearing a tie and sports coat lined with pearls. Absofuckinglutely
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do you mean Sonoma State’s mascot used to be the Cossacks?? The picked this in 1962?! HOW?! And what do you mean Gary Patterson was their defensive coordinator?!
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just found the best name for a post-Tom Brady era Patriots podcast
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many matsubis tho
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The papal tiara is beehive-shaped. Just saying
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social what fever dream am I in that Dan Lanning is screaming “WE’RE BABA YAGA” before the usc game?
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inspo
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the Old Ones of the Pac have any dark magic left, USC alumni apathy will keep him there
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social please watch this video of Bear Alexander making two Polynesian future nfl defensive linemen flinch with his spam matsubi order
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So if I’m reading this correctly, if USC loses to UW this weekend, the next win USC can plausibly get at the Coliseum in the 2026 college football season is November 21st, against Maryland
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe he was pouring out the USC tall boy beer sword?
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Single greatest feeling as a SoCal Oregon Duck is watching USC fans leave their own stadium early. V’s down everybody, V’s down
010 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They must keep him
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect September Saturday cherry on top
000 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It originally said Clay Helton but same same
010 0