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Eric Dittelman

@edittelman.bsky.social
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Mind reader & comedian. First mind reader on AGT. Live w/ Kelly & Ryan, Penn & Teller: Fool Us, Ellen. Upcoming Shows ⬇️ linktr.ee/edittelman

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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Upcoming Tour Dates for the Jokers of Magic! New Chicago date added! Check out the links to buy tix in my bio! Super excited to perform with these funny fellas!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Super excited to be back on tour with the Jokers of Magic this January! We’ll be headed to Lexington, Cincinnati, Bloomington, Green Bay, Madison, & Wabash! Grab your tickets now! Link in bio or visit jokersofmagic.com
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The real treasure stolen from the Louvre heist was the friends we made along the way
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Let’s do the twist because I got to meet Chubby Checker!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Thrilled I got to perform for Red Sox Hall of Famer Fred Lynn at last night’s show! Go Sox!!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A few pics from a corporate show in FL a couple weeks ago!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I met H.E.R.B.I.E. today and it made me so happy! #fantastic4
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
So excited to perform in one of my favorite venues! All set up and ready to read some minds at St. Olaf College for their Homecoming and Family Weekend!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Breaking the fast should be called Yum Kippur
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I’m old enough to remember when Bad Bunny used to be called Wascally Wabbit
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oh man I would’ve loved to see the Kimmel monologue about this Kimmel news…
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Updated dates for September and October 9/29 City Winery NYC is open to the public so grab your tickets now! More Speakeasy Magick dates will be added for October 🎟️ Ticket links in bio
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Lolol
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Mitzula @mitzula.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I hope everyone enjoys #EDC in Vegas this week, and by EDC I mean: Eric Dittelman Cantpossiblybe40 @edittelman.bsky.social
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Every mass now starts with: “Catholicism was invented in Chicago by the Pope and then brought to NYC by the UCB 4…”
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
My best joke from last night’s show: I love performing in Manchester. They say Manchester is the Las Vegas of New Hampshire. That’s a one way street tho…No one calls Vegas the Manchester of Nevada!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Was Hulu pissed Sean Baker said watch things in theaters instead of just on streaming? Is that why Hulu just ended their livestream right before Best Actress and Best Picture??? Hulu way to drop the ball!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I now have an Oscar winner in my demo reel! Congrats Kieran Culkin!
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Judge Mentalist @psychicish.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Jokers of Magic tour tickets are NOW AVAILABLE for the Elkton show on 3/15/2025. See @mindnoodler.bsky.social @edittelman.bsky.social Nick Diffatte and Mike Mills put on an amazing show in good 'ol Elkton, MD! buytickets.at/elktonmagic/...
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ah, I now see why Google changed their “don’t be evil” motto
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If we stop printing pennies, pennies will eventually become rare and then become valuable again? 🤔
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
With the Chiefs losing we finally know why they took “End Racism” off the end zones. Mission accomplished
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
AI art is the modern day equivalent of clip art…Just because you can use it, doesn’t mean you should
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
In a surprise turn of events, it is actually I who will be proposing to Taylor Swift at halftime! (Does anyone have her number that they can give me?)
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I love Gary Gulman’s show so much that I had to go again! I truly hope Grandiloquent lives on after it closes its off-Broadway run this weekend. Gary is a master of his craft and he injects so much humor and heart into this show. So thrilled for his success!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Super excited to be part of this Jokers of Magic tour with Mike Mills, @mindnoodler.bsky.social & Nick Diffatte! Coming to you this March, we have dates in Indiana, New Hampshire, New York and New Jersey with more to be announced! Ticket links in bio!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This Friday 2/7 I return to my home state of Massachusetts performing at Sanctuary in Maynard, MA! Would be awesome to see some people come out and see my full show! I’ve even got some new pieces to share with you! 🎟️ Ticket link in bio! 🎟️
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“Have you been watching Traitors?” “That reality show on Peacock?” “No, on the news”
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oh great…Lady Gaga’s new release Abracadabra is about to become hack when it’s inevitably inserted into too many magic shows #Grammys
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Best part of the #Grammys so far is Jim Gaffigan sitting with Todd Glass
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gonna get some face tattoos so I can be the next big country blues singer #grammys
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Good day to rewatch the Indiana Jones movies. Maybe throw on Inglorious Basterds afterwards
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok is banned. In related news, American productivity is up 75%
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Marvel Snap is a casualty of the TikTok ban? Ok, now we’re fighting!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
So you’re saying the crowd size is gonna be small enough to fit indoors, huh? 🙄
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I feel like they’re only banning TikTok so they can make puns on its name about how its time is running out
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This show is in a couple of weeks! Buy your tickets now! Link in bio or at theparktheatre.org/eric-dittelman
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It doesn’t matter what zone you’re in when you board a flight in certain parts of Florida because half the plane does pre-boarding anyways! 😳
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS - TICKET LINKS IN BIO Three chances to see me perform some theater shows this month: 1/31 Jaffrey, NH 2/1 Plymouth, NH with @tomcottercomic & @dannaturman 2/7 Maynard, MA 🎟️Link in my bio for more details Grab those tickets now and tell your friends!!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It’s 2025 and I’m still writing checks…
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is gonna be a fun one! Come to City Winery NYC to see this amazing line up for Magic in a Bottle! I think this makes me a honorary member of the Wax family! Monday, December 23rd! Link in bio for tix!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Thrilled to be a member of the Speakeasy Magick cast. If you’re coming to the show, shoot me a message to see when and if I’ll be there. There’s plenty of opportunities to catch this most unique and unforgettable experience. Link in bio for tickets!
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My new full time job is opening Black Friday emails I guess
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The Warriors concept album was a good choice for my Thanksgiving drive today because it’s all about trying to get home. Also I love that there’s a song about hot dogs and mentions both Gray’s Papaya and Nathan’s 🌭
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Gobble Gobble Gobble Fat Turkey Fat Turkey, I’m here for Thanksgiving I’m not here for…wait what now?!? -a Turkey singing this song for the first (and last) time
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Apparently, there were some playback issues on Netflix during the fight last night… But what do you expect from a sport that’s known for Michael Buffer-ing
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tonight is the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight I just did some VR boxing exercising and I’m pretty sure I lost… So same thing, right? 🤷
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Happy National Cheese Pizza day! Not to be confused with National Pizza Day which was Feb 9th!. And then get ready for National Pepperoni Pizza Day Sept. 20th 🍕
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Celtics are the champs!! ☘️
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Eric Dittelman @edittelman.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Today we celebrate Earth Day while eating matzoh for Passover So that where those Flat Earthers got their dumb idea from!
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