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Editrix Steph

@editrixsteph.bsky.social
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Texas-based podcaster, content marketer, editor, & word nerd. Home cook, 🍸fan, & Oxford comma devotee. Weirdo behind Good Morning Evildoers. I’d love a nap.

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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My cross-Chihuahua incident is also capable of withering offense. I think it’s the mohawk.
A very small, tan dog is curled up on an office chair. Her expression is dubious. The hair on her head is longer and spiked into a unicorn-esque mohawk.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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A very cool comic panel of Kurt Wagner, AKA Nightcrawler, who is a blue mutant superhero with three-digit hands/feet, a pointy tail, and a jaunty grin.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
👉 OKAY CREATIVE PEEPS: Actively soliciting advice/discussion on Gumroad alternatives. Ease of use important. Integration w/ Wordpress a plus. Thoughts? Suggestions? Retweets? What are you using for digital publications? Pup pic for tax.
Peggy, a foxlike little dog, laying on her side and looking up with huge, brown, damn near Audrey Hepburn-caliber eyes.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To quote @ntdubb.blacksky.app, this recipe doesn’t owe me annnnnnything.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🚨CAUTION🚨 Finally got footage of my tiny dog Peggy yipping in her sleep. Weapons-grade cute. View at your own risk. #agentpuppycarter
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“No, see. It’s cool. The state told us to take your SSN and we’re not gonna fight that. Just hand your info over to a third party provider.” Meanwhile, even Chick-fil-a’s homophobic ass is being hacked.
Letter on Chick-fil-a letterhead, beginning “Dear Valued Chick-fil-a Customer,” explaining a data security incident against their site and app, that may have exposed credit card info, addresses, etc., and suggesting everyone change their lil fried chicken passwords.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This you?
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I can’t believe I have mutuals with this odious piece of rat shit. The horror community is small, Amanda. I hope you get the response you deserve. Out here condemning MAGA but deep throating jackboots just like they do. His mother bought the diapers and now has to buy a coffin, you vomit-chunk.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Question for #StokerCon and other #podcast or #audiodrama folks: Do y’all know a way to create an IMDB account without signing up through Amazon? My dog hates corporate oligarchy and I’d hate to disappoint her.
Pic of a small, rather fox-like chihuahua hybrid being sweet and goofy and the very goodest girl.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Across the street from #StokerCon for a taco, and behold, horror is everywhere.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
As a Texan, I approve.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And thus do we embark for #StokerCon.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month for USAians!
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think this might be the sexiest curry I’ve ever made.
On an off-white counter, a white ceramic bowl holds lentils and a beautifully seared chicken thigh covered in thick, creamy Japanese-style curry featuring carrots, onions, spinach, and potatoes. It’s all topped with chopped cilantro and smug self-worth.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Not even 30 days, hm? www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hey. You. Drink some water, hm? Like the man said, “Your self-destruction doesn’t hurt them / Your chaos won’t convert them.” Okay. I love you. Here’s a dog pic.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Absolutely delightful.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sometimes I’m stupid and still have a shred of hope and try to do something that can raise money for voter registration or…I dunno. Something? Anything? Because I can’t do nothing? Made some shirts. sugarandstrife.com
In a white circle on a yellow background is the image of a t-shirt. The design looks like a restaurant logo and reads,”Auntie Pho: HOT & READY” around a cheerful, smiling bowl of noodles.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“No. I threw the sandwich.”
A still from the 1960 Stanley Kubrick film Spartacus, featuring Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas, of Curtis as Antoninus saying, “No, I am Spartacus.”
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Check THIS out. 🥹🥹🥹
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Age verification? Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader on The Electric Company.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I’m guesting, y’all! Please join me, Phil Better, and the incredible crew at FSF Podcast: Tim, Kathleen, Ben, and longsuffering producer John. We’ll be discussing which genre flicks need animated reboots, so expect major nerdery. See you Monday, June 23, @ 7PM EST! www.youtube.com/live/bJuiKW_...
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The hypocrisy..!
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“Got no enemy in sight of me / Any adversary came here to enlighten me / Thank goddess, she consistently reminded me / That I can let go of all my anxiety” — Queen Herby
On a photo of a rainy city street, a small yellow text box is aligned on an angle with the double yellow stripes on the road. It reads, “You can do it. It’s gonna suck balls, but you can do it.”
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Splurged ages ago on the Field Company No. 10 skillet and now I can do insane shit like this. #cooking
An almost comically large cast iron skillet featuring pie piece-shaped sections of cut up, clockwise from the top, sweet potato, red onion, sweet peppers, mushrooms, carrots, and Brussels sprouts.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This. Exactly this.
A photo of a bright pink roll of thread with text overlaid that reads: THIS IS AN IMPRESSIVE THREAD.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Good morning. Drink some water. Have a really big stretch. Remind yourself that you’re a a badass rock ‘n roll tater tot and knee today in the yarbles. You got this.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“Obey my dog!”
A small, almost offensively adorable dog named Peggy. Part chihuahua and part terrier, she has an eternally puppy-like appearance with golden-red fur, large dark eyes, and the implication of a fuzzy white mohawk. She wears a red collar and is curled up in a pale pink chair draped with a gray blanket.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
That is a delightful dog. My dog is also the best! They have that in common.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Over a medieval-style illustration of a demonic being, copy reads: We’re sorry, but your request to just “play Devil’s Advocate” has been rejected due to an overwhelming number of applicants.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m being informed that I did not ask permission to make the bed and Her Grace is displeased.
An improbably tiny dog has mussed the pillows on a neatly made bed, creating something between a throne and a pillow fort of blue, white, and grey that contrasts pleasingly with her reddish, fox-like appearance.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This gremlin. My goblin child. My little hyena. She’s awful and I love her so much. Look at that mohawk. 🥰
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Behold. The Mystery Girl of 1947.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Photo of a roadside in the UK. In the foreground, narrow black and white sign with an arrow reads CREMATORIUM. In the background is a sign advertising a McDonald’s sandwich called the McCrispy.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Personal Assistant Peggy is helping me chose background sounds for the podcast today. Qualifications: Ears (2), enormous.
My small dog! She is reddish-blonde with a bit of soft white fuzz on her head like a mohawk, and is curled up looking at the camera with huge, dark eyes. Her large tortilla-chip shaped ears are perked up. Her neotyny is powerful. Overall impression is fox kit meets Audrey Hepburn. Yes, she’s as spoiled as you suspect.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Every time I see a cardinal, I’m reminded of that Charles Addams cartoon.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
The storytelling gap between these two statements had me intensely curious.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
I am ludicrously pro-Oilers at this point. Let’s get that cup, boys!
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
I fucking love hockey.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
EVERY SINGLE CANADIAN owes me an apology for keeping these under wraps. The mingled onion and BBQ! The bright hint of vinegar! The powder that stays on the chip! How dare you keep it from me?
A picture of an opened bag of Ruffles All Dressed potato chips.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Phone just autocorrected “dinner” to “Donner.” Heh.
Will Graham (as played by Hugh Dancy) looking fully done with this cannibal shit.
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Hey. Uh. Today is already A Lot™️ Be kind to yourselves, mm? And to others. Everything’s funky and gross for a lot of us right now. Personally, I know you can do this. You’ve survived 100% of your shit days so far. This one isn’t gonna take you out. Here is a tuber that believes in you.
A very small red-skinned potato on a white countertop with the text, “smol potato believes in you.”
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Editrix Steph @editrixsteph.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
I’m HOT and I’m GRUMPY and someone needs to invent a STAY-COLD PILLOW.
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