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Brian Baresch

@editer.bsky.social
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High-functioning screwup. Thinker and blatherer. Proofreading carefully to see if I any words out. Profile pic by Covatar. he/him

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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 15h
post from ACOOLOG: I burned 2000 calories today that's the last damn time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me too, except on purpose in my case. Also:
Under the poster's words "I'm trying to ruin this song" is a photo of a bear in a stream with a chicken photoshopped onto its back, and the words "Whoa, we're halfway there / Whoa-oah, chicken on a bear"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A quote-post by DC Pierson of one by Cody. From the top:
--🎶 Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire ‘til dawn…
--Kathryn Hahn is 51?!?
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
post from ACOOLOG: I burned 2000 calories today that's the last damn time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My favorite moment of the Obama dogs.
From the White House Twitter account, a photo of Bo, a fluffy black and white dog, sitting in the Oval Office holding a tennis ball in his teeth. Caption: Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drawing of an alien-like creature, who appears benevolent, saying "May the tag of your shirt not touch your neck today." credit canna.pothecary
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jon Daker will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A balding man in a dark suit and gray tie stands at a microphone in front of a white curtain backdrop. He appears to be concentrating on the song he is about to sing. The image is fuzzy because it's taken from an old VHS tape of a public-access channel show.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Post by Tim Siedell: Fuck you, Tuesday, you secret extra Monday.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A primitive re-creation of the Gadsen "Don't tread on me" flag, except under the snake it says "no step on snek"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
Sadie Sink, a young white woman with dark red hair and green eyes, wearing a leather jacket and looking determined, as Jean Grey in the latest Spider-Man movie.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what’s an example of perfect casting?
Aaron Pierre and Kyle Chandler as Green Lanterns John Stewart and Hal Jordan in "Lanterns": A young black man and a grizzled middle-aged white man walk down the middle of a two-lane road in a hilly rural area.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THERE ARE TWO DOTS
Patrick Stewart as Capt. Picard, shouting, from the episode where an adversary tries to make him doubt his own senses.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
post from baber: hot couple looking for a third. no sex play u just have to decide where we go eat
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Looks like a cousin to Wichita State University's WuShock, 1970s-'80s version
A college mascot that's basically an anthropomorphic shock of wheat, wearing a snarl and a black "WSU" sweater.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
An image of Doctor Doom from Avengers: Doomsday where the logo reads "Can a Franchise Have a Midlife Crisis: The Movie"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pretty cool seeing this laid out, and with pleasant colors too. I'm counting ND as "lived there"; I was 1 year old at the time. If we had lived 50 miles farther north we'd have had to endure a Canadian winter.
A map of the U.S. showing in yellow and shades of blue and green the states I've been, in a spectrum from never been (6) to lived in (5).
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll.
A pair of large black waterside gantries looming up from a brick plaza. An old-style street lamp stands on the right in the foreground. In the distance the buildings of Manhattan across the East River stand before a yellow sunset.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He reminds me of my boykitty Lao. He was an excellent cat.
A black cat, looking brown in the sunlight, relaxing lying on a wooden balcony, his eyes half closed and his front paws crossed.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
pictures working again post something stupid from your phone
Major Kira in DS9 holding a device of some sort and saying "Hey check out my odometer." She then points it at Odo and a screen on the device displays "yes"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A three-panel comic strip by Max Cannon titled "Red Meat: the comic strip of gratuitous mystery" in which a wide-eyed middle-age man stares at the viewer; behind him a flaming skull is staring at him. The man is silent until in the third panel he says "Is it still there?"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What's your sign?
A sign at the entrance of a low brick building reading "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today and forever" and, smaller, "HEB 13.8."
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A black cat holding a human thigh bone and saying "I found this humerus."
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cartoon by Poorly Drawn Lines of a ghost saying "Oh, great. I died. The one thing I was trying not to do."
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Screenshot of katie, a blonde white woman per profile pic, posting "put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A post by "bombsfall" that says "I'm gonna take my frog to the" with a photo of a street sign for Old Pond Road
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A photo of a crayfish on wet pavement appearing to be talking into a (possibly photoshopped) TV news microphone, with the text "That shit's cray"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminds of NYC 2023.
The NYC skyline in deep orange haze, turning the skyscrapers into mere silhouettes. Also amid the silhouettes is Godzilla.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A four-panel cartoon. Captain America answers the phone, "Captain America here, what is your emergency?" A man in indigenous garb responds, "Help us, please!! There's a schoolhouse burning in the village of Huanuni, in the Oruro Department ..." Captain America looks at a map of North and South America. Last panel, the A on his costume now says USA and he answers the phone "Captain USA here, what is your emergency?"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but "Teenage" is changed to "U.S."
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tangelos
Two tangelos, citrus fruits that look like oranges with nipples
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A light brown guinea pig is shown carrying a plaid bindle on a stick, walking across a grassy area. Text: Donald Trump's hair finally runs off to seek a better life.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A composite image of an X-ray that appears to be two people's heads close together, and one of the skulls appears to me laughing; that person's hand is making the bunny-ears sign behind the other skull.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A man in an early 20th-century jalopy seeing a wheel fly off the car. Text: Not that wheel Jesus / the steering wheel
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm at Target in the breakfast aisle.
A red and white sign in a Target store lists the contents of aisle H31: Beer and Cereal.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Five men in hard hats and related protective gear, standing together in a quarry and giving thumbs up gestures; behind them is a huge dump truck lying on its side. Text: One last photo before we all get fired.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A gray and white pit bulldog on a cobblestone walk, licking a bright yellow popsicle held by a human. The people, visible from the hips down, are wearing running gear. It is obviously a very warm day.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's real.
Screenshot showing a similar result to the quoted post: Google search for the word "ignore" searched without quotes. Top result is Google's AI saying "Understood. How can I help you today?"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Spoof flavors of Lay's potato chips: orange juice & toothpaste, onion and banana juice, diet mountain dew, couch, haggis & watermelon, pepperoni dogfart
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Spoof flavors of Lay's potato chips: orange juice & toothpaste, onion and banana juice, diet mountain dew, couch, haggis & watermelon, pepperoni dogfart
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
An early LOLcat: A light yellow easy chair has a brush of some sort standing against its back; it resembles a very large blue-stemmed puff dandelion. A tabby cat is peering around the side at the brush, its ears pulled back as if it is wary. Caption: IT SUSPECTS NOTHING
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A flaming skull floats toward a hole in the wall that is shaped exactly like the skull itself and pushes its face in. A sign above the hole says "Tantrum Hole." "[muffled screaming]" is heard.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The average American has three friends
Meatwad, Master Shake, and Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Post your warning sign
A digital highway sign above a snowy expressway says simply AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Choose the form of the Destructor
A concrete structure in a field with some black and white cattle. One cow is partly behind the structure, and another is peeking out from the other side; the effect is that the cow appears to be about 20 feet long.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
    [A hairy man.]
    Man: Look, I know you think that since I walked out she could use a guy like you. But trust me. That woman has got a lot going on, and you want none of it. 
    Man: Get out while you still can.

    [Printed across the bottom of the panel.]
    Stacey's dad.
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
post by angelmutual: my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A bulldog puppy sitting in a yard, wearing what appears to be a disgruntled expression, with text "Of course it's Tuesday / This ain't my Friday face"
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Good luck to the Artemis II crew
The alien crew from Galaxy Quest
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Similarly
A post from bombsfall that says "I'm gonna take my frog to the" with a photo of a street sign saying "Old Pond Rd."
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Brian Baresch @editer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Obligatory Gene Rayburn pic
Gene Rayburn, host of Match Game in the 1970s, chats with a contestant. He wears a plaid purple suit; the contestant is wearing tartan in a lighter purple. The set is overwhelmingly orange. Rayburn is holding a skinny microphone about two feet long by the bottom end.
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