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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Behaviour like this is why you've dropped out of my top 10 favourite humans.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If, as you claim, you loved me, you wouldn't have left me for a week.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Trying to see if chemical warfare will allow me to steal the entire bed.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Finally! One of you fools found the outside thermostat and turned it down a bit.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The New Human cooked me my own chicken thigh. New favourite human. I might learn this one's name.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My skin clawing ambitions have been filled by the application of cushion armour. New Human is adapting...

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

No, mother. I do not have time to greet you, I have an appointment with my food bowl AND SO DO YOU

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm not "stuck" in this box. I can leave any time I want to, I'm just choosing to have you lift me out. What a hurtful accusation.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The Human just called me The Scrungly Hunger Monger. Then she giggled to herself and shouted "The Scrungler!" How swift and brutal should my revenge be?

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Always be suspicious when your Human offers you a ride in the car.

And handsome floofy brown tabby cat with beautiful yellow eyes cruelly trapped behind the bars of a cat basket.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

When it comes to food there is no such thing as "too much".

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

It's June, why is it raining? Who stole the good weather?

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Human! I demand you turn the sky shower off.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If you didn't want me to come in through the window, why is it open?

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Look at that smug little face. Thinking it's so tough because it knocked me off the sofa. Well there's only room for one King of the Hill around here bucko...

A large fearsome and violent toy mouse on a red fleece blanket. It is posing in front of a tuft of fur taken from a brave cat in the act of defending his throne.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I can't believe that The Human really thought that 5 sachets of food would be enough today. How is she still this clueless after so many years? You just can't get the staff these days.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There seems to be something stuck to your leg. Let me attack it for you! Oh my mistake, that was your foot. I'm going to have to attack it again for tricking me.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The Human keeps covering her chest in something stinky. I think she's trying to stop me from making her better.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Today The Human has switched from calling me "Mister E" to "Mysterio". Not sure if this is an upgrade or not.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I don't fits but I sits anyway.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Must be my lucky day. I got to eat chicken, BBQ sauce, and salted caramel ice cream.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I'm all nipped up so I'm attacking various inanimate objects.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Oh. You've redecorated. I don't like it.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The Human just called me "Edmonton". Was that an insult?

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

It's not my fault. If you didn't want a dent in the wall you shouldn't have positioned the furniture in such a precarious manner. You had to know I was going to use it as a ladder.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

🎶🎶 I see my empty bowl You know I'm gonna scream Fool, where is my lunch I'm a big floofy boi And I need lots of food 🎶🎶

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The Human is celebrating something unimportant. What is important is that this allowed me to eat some ice cream, so it's a brilliant day for me.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Unfortunately, despite my previous airing of grievances, the bottom of the food bowl keeps appearing. When are you going to do something about this?

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The Human complained that my love is too aggressive and sharp. It's her fault for having exposed skin, get some armour so I can love you properly.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

When the Weather Cat says it's rainin' You're going to hear him complainin' 🎶🎶

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I scream, I scream some more. You get up. I steal your ice-cream.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Wait! Why am I banned from the bedroom? It was only a hairball, and you needed to change the sheets anyway.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Humans! Have you fed and watered your pets today? How about yourselves? Go get a snack for your pet, and one for yourself. (Don't forget to share yours) Drink some water too, you don't want your fur looking drab.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I have decided to institute a time-saving measure. In future I'm just going to assume my food bowl is empty and skip straight to screaming at The Human for food.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I'm sad. The Human did everything I asked her to do. Now I have nothing to pester her about.

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Edison T. Floof @edisonfloof.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Human, please, I am begging you! For the sake of both of our dignities, do not call me your "Fluffy-wuffy snuggly man" again.

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