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Edie Roberts

@edieroberts.bsky.social
311 followers 497 following 746 posts

Queer writer and performer calling Detroit home. Often touring. Never boring. Way way better IRL. Responsible for @bathmatics.bsky.social and half @pitymilkpress.bsky.social

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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As a #millenial I don’t remember ever shitting on someone older than me just for being older… it was for being morally rigid, punitive and brain dead to the emerging world —- now I’m staring down that same shit in ppl younger than me. Wtf happened to #genz ?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Every weird vehicle on the street in #berlin wears boots.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
sometimes a girl goes quiet.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Nobody wants this #NoWarWithIran
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My favorite shit is when someone you are sharing a bill with, who has never seen you perform before, misses your set because they couldn’t be bothered then very earnestly proceeds to ask you how it went.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
In Germany: where no one smiles back and the paid street toilets only take card.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thank HOG for the cathartic brutality of intensive body hair removal to save me from FURTHER DESTRUCTION.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
@slotkin.senate.gov —- if you can’t differentiate between ‘law enforcement’ as you see it and the goon squad that ICE has become… yr honestly useless asf. Yr a mealy mouthed disappointment parading as a rationalist. Rise to the moment or gtfo. #michigan #abolishice
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Pin it.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Chuds
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Listening to #Korn 's "follow the leader" and realizing my #queerness is definitely #numetal coded. #IYKYK #music #metal #90s #2000s #sex #ADIDAS #allinthefamily #cheechandchong
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Guffaw
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
All the #endtimes fervor gone pretty blasé as of late. Maybe its just #christmas time.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
saw an armadillo today - do not think it could see anything.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Crusty boys get flicked.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
life sucks dickhead.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Editing a podcast (big reveal to minor squealing) and so annoyed with how much filler I dribble… like-yeah, no you-know-sort-of- yeah. #nonmonogamy #poly #relationshipanarchy #friendships #relationships #polyamory #ENM #love
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
probably more traction on a #substack, amirite?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
really waiting for this extinction to burst.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
in middle missouri for a few weeks trying to focus on bringing you a manifesto on ending partnerships. #nonmonogamy #poly #relationshipanarchy #friendships #relationships #polyamory #ENM #love
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
OMFG #missouri with this 'show me your ID to access sex sites' bullshit. Okay daddy, yr a dipshit.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i smashed so many brick phones back in the day to free myself from a feeling of being always accessible. now i'm daily screaming into this void testing for echo and trying (poorly) to monetize my craft on the internet. what a time to be alive!
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Rents have always been too damn high but holy shit ya’ll.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Tense moments in #chicago —- on the red line in uptown told an intense chatty guy in sunglasses at night that his string of turquoise beads were maybe worth $20 and he tested my flinch. Is what it is dude. Don’t smash the messenger.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Omfg #bovino so teeny.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
#selfie for the algo? Is that a thing here? I’m in #milwaukee printing #books the next few days. Anybody wanna kiss about it? #writersky 📚💙 #poetsky #queer #smallpress @pitymilkpress.bsky.social @bathmatics.bsky.social
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Fuck tho… those are the only kinds of things we are talking about.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I don’t give a shit if #trump hogged on #bubba —- but the #maga base is sure demoralized by it, so I guess…
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#toured #newengland for over a week and didn’t #post but once. How will I ever make it in this world?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I’m still so bad at the internet.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
To all my anarcho/commie/radical friends who really want to make sure we hear them tell us that the #DemocraticParty and #NoKings are diffusive and impossible mechanisms on their own… I think most ppl know this bro… this is #EmergentStrategy
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Mostly a #vegan lately but in coastal towns I make #god look away.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Strange amount of #radiohead playing at bars and cafes in #portland #maine
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The #satan #worshipped by the #elites is not the satan I know and love.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Eye contact avoidant airport experiences.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Big #obama #speech hit the base hard with ‘citizens not subjects’ but we don’t need any more convincing… what’s the move?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Kitchen nightmare style make over show but instead of struggling with a demented/trenchant/impossible restauranteur who will fail by a blistering statistic... pass the ownership to the employees, give them a week or two of support and watch them pop off. #newworldstrugglestobeborn
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Horrifying number of #youngpeople chatting #bible at this #hipster #cafe in the thumb of #michigan.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Graphics for the (hypothetical) masses —- #itsourmoney #snap #ice into #oblivion
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The incentive to blast little snippets of thought into this abyss has rarely ever really excited me. But if I don’t do I even exist?
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Leaving St. Louis.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This #photo is a #prayer —- #blessed be #thy #bathrooms
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ppl be like #nokings is controlled opposition but can’t get like ten of their friends to show up for game night. Go spread the radical gospel babes.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Any #queer #punk #poets and #musicians in #newengland putting on #diy #shows and shit these days? Trying to fill in some Nov #dates with the babe @g-ferragamo-g.bsky.social 📚💙
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
BIG REVEAL!!! THE BOYS ARE LEADED UP!!
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Thumbs down in the chat when no ily back.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Trying to keep that bright darkness alive.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m back in the belly of the beast.
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Edie Roberts @edieroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Home for a min soon soon.
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