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Ed Gimbel

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Big wife-guy energy, He/Him

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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There it is. That’s putting it succinctly.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooh, I'll take that as a rec.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you see the GWOT-inflected, Ralph Fiennes-directed adaptation? That was my intro; great stuff. "Your enemies, with nodding of their plumes, Fan you into despair! Have the power still To banish your defenders; till at length Your ignorance, which finds not till it fucking feels..."
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm often surprised. "People think that guy is SHORT? I mean, I guess he's shorter than me..."
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so funny; I'm the same way. I'm 6'2" so everybody shorter than I am is normal, anybody who I'm looking in the eyes is tall and if you're taller than I am, you're a FREAK. I don't really have a gauge for what SHORT is supposed to be.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reeeeally shitty ISB Technician Third-Class. Got busted down from TFC a few years back an ill-advised department excursion and fun-run. Unwitting rebel source. “This holo-net RPG group is really plugged into TIE capabilities!”
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love to be distracted while I mechanically check to make sure my weapon is clear before dry firing it into the wall, behind which my children sleep. Yep, hands just going through the motions while my brain recites that script and my focus is squarely on my camera. What could go wrong?
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why Moss Landing, tho?
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And therefore there may be legitimate grounds to allow an applicant who was coerced into this act as they are a victim of child sexual abuse. But then why not just EXPLAIN that instead of making a weak and inappropriate joke about canines?
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think I understand what he’s TRYING to say here and, if you look at the policy, it removes the prohibition only if the applicant had committed beastiality as a juvenile. So I imagine that most youth who are doing this are coerced to do so by an adult.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wondering if it’s VA or their state’s veteran’s department stuff. I know CalVets has some language in their programs that get pretty specific.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Still from the 2001 Ridley Scott film “Black Hawk Down” wherein actor Johnny Strong (portraying Sergeant First Class Randy Shughart) is shown facing the camera at three quarters and, speaking to an unseen character in the foreground, says “Gordy is gone, man. I’ll be outside. Good luck.” (The line is shown at the bottom of the still in white impact typeface.)
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was one of the last dates I had with a person who was not my spouse.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How did beloved sci-fi author William Gibson start catching strays?
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Unexpected.
A still from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" featuring three performers in ridiculous red robes with impact font text reading "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Only need $5 mil to fix this one in Tillamook Oregon. Gotta compete with the creamery for minions tho.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wait was this even a paid gig? Was he fired or like… not asked back? “Woke kept me from hosting a trivia night. It ruined my life.” Listen to yourself man!
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always wanted to try that!
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
CA is a border state.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Then you sing it faster and faster until everybody is giggling. It's good stuff. My spouse a councilor and they still pull this one out when we're hiking. Weird that it was a British pop song.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THEN there's a Star Wars verse: A Jabba the Hutt a Jabba the Hutt Princess Leia meets a Jabba the Hutt HAN Solo HAN Solo Princess Leia meets a Jabba the Hutt And the girls do little motions for each thing. Flapping their wings for Kentucky Fried Chicken and miming Princess Leia hair.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is a Girl Scout song my spouse used to do in the 1990's. There's a bridge that goes McDONalds McDONalds Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A photo of an AA-type medallion that reads “PURITY LOVE HONESTY UNSELFISHNESS — ONE DAY AT A TIME.”
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Unrelated, but the audiobook of the Simon Armitage version of “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight” is an absolute unvarnished pleasure and has become a Christmas tradition in my house.
A cover of the Simon Armitage unabridged translation of “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight” - features Gawain clad for his journey mounted on a horse.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fiercely proud. Barely understood my modern-standard Arabic. Iraqi dialects are different, and Chaldean is different from that. Great food.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Used to be a cop in El Cajon. Used my Monterey-leaned Arabic more as a cop in the US than as a soldier.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Do it. It’s been working out great for me and Desmond from Lost.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This isn’t accurate. Don’t know who you’ve spoken to; individuals have a lot of opinions, but the policy of Mormon HQ accepts abortion in instances of rape and incest and to preserve the life of the mother. Not my tempo, but left of the typical evangelical dogma.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Women nothing, I still bump that soundtrack. It’ll change my life… someday.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A man can't be a small business owner now?
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Serious people doing serious things. Not as entertaining as the movie’s other core relationship, but no less important. I wanted more of THAT.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I cried at the powerful competent technocrat dictating righteously then letting her mask crack a micrometer before literally cutting it off.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Iron Giant is from '99. Get Iron Giant-pilled, everybody.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is from the Reuters reporting mentioned in the NPR piece. The systems were AIR-GAPPED. Not for security, but due to AGE.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Known about the difficulties with updating legacy systems since reading this while I was on the Army a long time ago. Nightmare. www.npr.org/transcripts/...
npr.org
Investigation Reveals A Military Payroll Rife With Glitches
A new investigative report from Reuters special enterprise correspondent Scot Paltrow details how the antiquated and error-ridden payroll system for the U.S. military is erroneously cutting soldiers' ...
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
That’s why a lot of us enlisted after 9/11.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
They weren’t strangers. Not after THAT.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Movie poster for the 1992 movie “Sneakers” featuring the names of its primary cast, inter alia Robert Redford, Sidney Portier and Ben Kingsley.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Quick search says that a 2017 Hyundai Santa Fe is about 5’7” from the ground to the roof. This guy is 5’4” on a good day. He needs all the help he can get.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Google “Cristero War.”
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A humorous contrast of the scene from Mean Girls” where Regina George drives up and says “Get in bitch, we’re going shopping” but instead on Regina George it’s William Tecumseh Sherman, famed General of the American Civil War, stating “Get in bitch, we’re marching to the sea” referencing the Savannah Campaign of the aforementioned Civil War.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This Graham Platner thing just proves that everybody was just using the gif of “are we the baddies?” and nobody actually watched the whole sketch. Guys, we’re all doing the sketch right now on Bluesky. Like we’re reciting it to each other. And it’s the SAME DEATHS HEAD the man had on his chest.
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“Are We the Baddies?” — That Mitchell and Webb Look
YouTube video by 4K Remasters
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Central California Coast. Salinas Valley, huge ag region. Monterey was the capital of Spanish Alta California and has a royal chapel. There are towns along the 101 that are 99% Spanish speaking and have been for generations. Steinbeck and Big Sur.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
What about the cat?!
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
No cat?!
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My daughter just before telling me about her top five Greek myths:
News chyron featuring the faces of President Donald Trump and HHS secretary RFK Jr next to the words “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT” in bold font.
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Meridth McKean Gimbel @hellomeridth.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I just signed a contract!!!! I can’t talk about the details yet, but let me say writing &illustrating about such inspirational topic has been a beacon of light for me in these dark days. I’m so grateful for my agent @allielevick, my editor & my crit buddies. #oncloudnine #kidlit #debutauthor
HarperCollins contract.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
#notmyXenophon
A still of the character Swan from the 1979 film “The Warriors” directed by Walter Hill. The film in an adaptation of a novel that is a retelling of “Anabasis” set among the street gangs of NYC.
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Ed Gimbel @edgimbel.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.
Still from the Simpson’s episode “Lemon of Troy” showing a citizen of Shelbyville eating a lemon and pretending to enjoy it.
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