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Woosh Oleander

@edgecity.bsky.social
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I understood that reference. Profile pic is Ziggy.

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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is raucous the same thing as vile foul and disgusting
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Amy is so polite and well mannered. Amy is the Susan Collins of the Democratic Party. She too is concerned.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bewildered? Gee I don’t know. It looks pretty clear to me. The president of the United States supports Vladimir Putin.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
David Brooks inspires me to create a list of overrated people. He’d be right up there near the top.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he has pizza boxes stacked to the ceiling everywhere.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if you were to focus on stopping the Republicans from stealing the election? What if you were to do that? Well, it’s at least good to know where you are. Most of the time you and your buddies Chuck and Hakeem are nowhere to be found.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bob & Ted & Carol & Alice in Wonderland
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really dig your use of passive voice in demanding an investigation. Yeah baby, maybe it’ll just come out of the ethers.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know what I am doing with my $5000 check. I’m driving straight to Las Vegas. That five grand ought to at least pay for parking.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s the difference between, appeared to suggest, and literally stated?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like an artificial person from the Alien universe from before, when you could stillsee the milky white fluid just beneath the skin.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he wanted to find out if he could eat nothing but an unidentified white paste for 13 weeks and yes, he was able to.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like an extra in the movie, Night of Living Dead White People
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When we sang "Imma radioactive," we didn't mean it literally...
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Jimmy Page Laughing
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Becklo Becklophoto
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our esteemed president also once threw paper towels to Puerto Ricans devastated by a hurricane. What an incredible spirit he is!
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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3 Blind Mice
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was the very first uni-corndog on primetime TV.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chemicals Man Quote: They'll F*** You Up
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
maybe you could write a strongly worded letter, with all politeness of course, to the president's personal attorney, now the attorney general of the united states, and ask him with utmost deference to protocol, please sir would you look into this?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Pete Townshend Playing Guitar Live
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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
CAT-3 Hurricane
CAT-3 Hurricane
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Argle bargle. When you dump Schumer, Jefferies and Martin, let me know. Then I might be interested in supporting the Democrats. Democrats need real leadership.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The D Word
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just look at the president of the United States in this picture. doesn’t he remind you of Lord Farquaad from Shrek?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I come as a furry who says I am an airline pilot. Further, I would claim that I saw Tommy Tuberville at a furry convention dressed as Alvin the Chipmunk.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just be a giant, big old, huge surprise if this just turned out to be a shiny object to distract from the real prize
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, I thought this was The Onion when I read the headline.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was gonna go, but I had to get my nails done.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, That should just about do it for Newsom 28.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anybody know what’s going on with that guys eyebrows?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is what it looks like when you got the devil inside
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That third eye is a doozy. If my third eye was that big I’d be fully realized by now.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Electrocuting sharks is so five minutes ago
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Norah, this piece reeks of a propagandistic smell. An unmistakable odor. A stink. A stench. True, not as odorrific as Donald Trump‘s diaper. But putrid nonetheless.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh God, they’re gonna dump crypto, and then come and wreck the commodities markets.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wag the Dog 2026: bring home Sgt. William Schumann quickly and replay it over and over again because it’s all you got in a failed, no make that miserably failed war. And CBS 60 minutes does its part in propagating slimy, stinky propaganda on behalf of the Trump admin and especially Whiskey Pete.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My brother admitted he is still a republican
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I Really Don't Care, Do U?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wondering, why won't you defend NYC's Democratic Mayor from right-wing attacks? Hmmm?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also, there's good reason why he isn't in New York City. New Yorkers hate him.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Does it involve nuking a site from orbit, just to be sure?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Deliver the election and we will deliver Sgt. William Schumann
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m good with imagining that he was eaten by a wild animal somewhere
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Probably not, it can be part of a pathology which she seems to fit in so many ways.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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12 Monkeys: Brad Pitt & Bruce Willis Scene
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Exxon Valdez was dry, docked and repaired at national steel and ship building company in San Diego. It was re-launched as the Exxon Mediterranean.
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Crosses whose line?
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Woosh Oleander @edgecity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
folks in the white house sat around and asked well, what can you do anyway? And all those 22-year-old white males answered, I can write video games.
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