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Ed G Baboon

@edgbaboon.bsky.social
427 followers 260 following 2.4K posts

Social media junkie Rage-oholic

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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 8h
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't like this as a procrastinator. I'm not your fucking punchline!
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's you awaiting terror & staring down an empty, dusty hallway expectantly.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's old, jaded & stupid enough
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Home is Earth. Sit somewhere comfortable & shut the fuck up.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't figure out which one is the bitch? What's his name?
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just now, right here
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I actually read that
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They'd better fix it before you get deprogrammed.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's the point. We used to interact on social media, globally.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dig his work uncovering predators & their sects. It really led me to believe that Tebow is a good guy.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If chucking wood is like drinking, or smoking cigarettes... Probably more than normal.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two of them
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Assassin's Creed throws jokes & story elements for kids into their games, too. I hate that.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Disneyland
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NPSD is no joking matter.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You should really stop painting your skin.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good cop, sad cop
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You could've forgotten that & chose to remember?
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I say we let him build the bunker. He's going to go cheap on the ventilation system. It'll sort itself out.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That entire cult is horrible. The bad sects seem to outnumber the good ones. Cults are generally bad. Choosing actions based on loose translations of ancient fairy tales just never seemed prudent.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i phad
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's fine!
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Poor people can't vote for our interests because there are no working class politicians anymore.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They should have sued every snow & skateboard game that's come out since for stealing the control scheme.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Human beings are dangerous animals & no good deed goes unpunished. I appreciate your optimistic expectations that people could just be better & more pleasant to one another, but I've also been robbed & accosted enough times to know that an inch can become a mile very quickly.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wear headphones. The conversation always ends the same way anyhow. "Sorry, man... I got no cash."
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You need to get scummy, sir. Demand that your followers cheat like hell! You could totally lead the country right now. Nobody else is.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's fine... Kennedy failed as an uncle. Tear that shit down!
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bastards gave me my profile back Manipulative sons of bitches
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's one of the few that just loves every minute of it. He's going to be the president when the world ends. Kubrick told us so. Amen!
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a dumb ass
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I bet it's working the way it's supposed to.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I told a pampered, wealthy guy that I would brick a load down his throat. They accused me of threatening him with violence.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Such a sacrifice
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I never fight with anyone here. I lost my twitter account indefinitely today.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had to do the math, make sure you weren't talking about me.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You guys are really fucking cool. Do a really hard punk rock song. The world needs it.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got its autograph
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I only delete the posts that make me feel idiotic in retrospect.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I prefer Bills, Bills, Bills
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do that, but it's all one cat.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now you know how to upgrade to bondage class.
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Ed G Baboon @edgbaboon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tip your cam girls!
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