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Ed. Floden

@edfloden.bsky.social
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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence. Rebel scum. Praise Bob! Thunderbirds are GO! UTC Everywhere!

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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 5h
The '90s are back, baby!
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 5h
Also, it's the Sears Tower and the John Hancock Center.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 5h
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has he ever washed his weiner, or has he just rubbed it a lot?
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When should I begin to worry about the Y10K problem?
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bayonet sockets for all!
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does the non-USA part of the world celebrate 7-Eleven Day on the 7th of November?
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take the roundabout.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I found Jesus! www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/10/07/m...
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Man allegedly broke into neighbors' home, poured water on responding officer and said he was baptizing him in Gurnee
A man allegedly broke into his neighbors' home, told officers they would die if they got close, then poured water on one and said he was baptizing him before attacking officers as they arrested him in...
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To all of the bakeries who use twist ties to secure the plastic bags on their products, repeat after me: LEFTY loosey, RIGHTY tighty LEFTY loosey, RIGHTY tighty LEFTY loosey, RIGHTY tighty *NOT* RIGHTEY loosey, LEFTY tighty! Get it correct! (If you're using those plastic clips, you're okay.)
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't want life insurance; I want life assurance.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump will secretly plan to nuke San Diego, then blame Canada.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On November 1, we switch our clocks from Daylight Saving Time to Dark Saving Time.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's not Frankenstein's monster; that's Sonny Bono!
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Strange: the price of fuel seems to be inversely proportional to Trump's approval rating. So I expect diesel to hit $10 per gallon really soon.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dropping like flies at a Cornell frat party.
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Randy Cassingham @thisistrue.com · 06/10/2026
I found it on the Internet, so it must be true.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So they won't get raped.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Newt is still alive??
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Madison on the Air @madisonstandish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There needs to be a discussion about how easily that giant metal chain could be cut with one skinny little knife... linktr.ee/madisononthe... #OldTimeRadio #AudioFiction #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #madisonontheair #Halloween
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Randy Cassingham @thisistrue.com · 06/10/2026
Me too, man. 2 of 4.
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Surgeons' Hall Museum @surgeonshall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who's ready for another #TriviaTuesday? This week, we have this instrument from the early 21st century. It is 21 cm in length and 16 cm in width. What is it?
A metal instrument. It has a claw like attachment. There is a handle which when used closes the claw like attachment.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Staple remover.
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Madison on the Air @madisonstandish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly how we recorded "The Phantom of the Opera" since we believe in realism and it was set in the late 1800s. #NowPlaying linktr.ee/madisononthe... #OldTimeRadio #AudioFiction #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #madisonontheair
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Interesting hookah you have there.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In related news, Hal Roach Studios will acquire Keystone Studios, creating the world's greatest producer of comedy movies.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ketchup absorbs gamma particles.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No one told me this when I was a child! I guess kids were smarter then.
Package of Rolo caramels that warn “Small candy can be a choking hazard. Use caution when eating.”
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which version? 1978 or 2004?
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, I haven’t.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only "take out" that I want is a couple of Chicago hot dogs with fries.
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Daniel and Kelly's Extraordinary Universe @dandkuniverse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Daniel and Kelly answer listener questions about how AI is impacting math and physics, what we really know about the wood wide web, and what happens when matter annihilates. www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For those who have yet to forget: in the Babylon 5 universe, San Diego was destroyed by terrorists with a thermonuclear device.
The destroyed city of San Diego in 2157. Photo caption: Earth: The San Diego Wastelands.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In case you missed it. www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/10/03/n...
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'Never a dull moment': Box truck hits historic Long Grove bridge, gets stuck, marking at least 78th incident
A box truck hit the historic Robert Parker Coffin Bridge in Long Grove and became stuck Saturday morning, marking at least the 78th time the bridge has been struck in eight years.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Headline: "Trump Brings Harmony To White House"
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Team America" will be the enforcement arm. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump announces members of ‘Super Intelligence Force’ to coordinate AI policy
The president appointed his director of national intelligence to spearhead the task force amid growing concern about AI risks.
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The Marsh Family @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a parody about the price of gas having soared (with everything else) since the Iran war, called "Gasoline". It's adapted from the classic "Jolene" by the incredible Dolly Parton who sadly died a few weeks ago, but left an incredible legacy of music, generosity & heart ❤️ youtu.be/WhwPBlI4u0A
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"Gasoline" - Marsh Family parody of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, on the rising cost of fuel & inflation
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the world needs is a LEGO® set of Tracy Island and *all* of the Thunderbirds vehicles.
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Daily Herald @dailyherald.com · 04/10/2026
The hits keep coming: Long Grove bridge struck for 77th time since 2020
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The hits keep coming: Long Grove bridge struck for 77th time since 2020
The Long Grove covered bridge continues to be a magnet for drivers of box trucks who have a quixotic attraction to the village’s emblematic downtown structure. It was hit for the 77th time since 2020.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They haven't watched the first episode of "Space: 1999", have they?
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If he dies, he dies.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, that makes sense. He's lower than a truck driver, nurse, or teacher.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's sad when the pretty ones go insane.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Cheap", not "less expensive", is the operative word here.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine, if the pink ribbons caused cancer.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a hostage video.
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