Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 17hMy friend used FaceTune on a photo of me and gave me a buzz cut and reader, I don’t have this hairline but maybe the buzz life is for me 070
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine if the Spice Girls did a comeback gig at Apple Music Hall…. I would combust 021
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We’re on hol in GC. At the breakfast buffet this morning a boomer called a 30 something an ‘obscene fat cow’ as she took the last fried egg! The 30 something shouted ‘how fucking dare you speak to me like that’ and the boomer said ‘haven’t you heard of ozempic’ 😮 531
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gays be like, I love the theatre and it’s just them seeing Oh Mary for the eighth time. 130
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now #GBBO is back it’s the perfect time to share this picture of when I was on the Alan Titchmarsh show on ITV decorating cakes and Paul Hollywood said my frosting was a ‘touch grainy’ Little shit 1140
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And today we fly to gran can for a week of brain rot and sunshine 050
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Legit got the house yesterday and the first mortgage payment goes out on October 1st 💸 140
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry #GBBO is on for an hour and a half? Darling. I'm gonna need more cake. 200
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A decaf canned coffee at the supermarket. Finally the decaf girlies feel wanted 040
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Big week. Should get the keys for the new house on Wednesday. Going to Gran Canaria on Friday. 050
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The third dirty martini might’ve been too many dirty martinis 050
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Exchanged on a house lads. As long as things roll ahead we should get the keys on Wednesday. An actual whole house! 080
Reposted by EddoRyan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to. 511220249
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Had a physio appointment at the start of September. Got sent some exercises to do daily. Haven’t even opened the email yet 😭 030
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There’s something very anticlimactic about transferring every penny I’ve saved to the solicitor to buy a house. Like, I wanted a fanfare or maybe a ‘you did it’ or a cake? 160
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So, the house we initially liked, in a better location, but we didn't go with because the roof was falling down.... It's back on the market, with a new roof...for less money. 150
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026‘AI is going to wipe out humans’ Ok so should I stop paying into my pension then? 150
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes when I'm enjoying a song so much, I get sad that it's about to end so skip it back to the beginning rather than just letting it +1.... 010
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every guy I follow on Instagram is in Sitges. Which says a lot about the type of guys I follow on Instagram 040
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A pair of trainers shouldn’t cost more than £60. All these £160 plus pairs, babe. There’s a cozzie livs going on! 050
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026OK, looks like the buying the house is back on. Spent yesterday negotiating the asking price, got a teeny reduction but it allows us to fix the thing that needs to be fixed. Soooo, now it's just the final bits I guess.static.klipy.comRon Swanson (Nick Offerman) Thumbs UpALT: Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) Thumbs Up 260
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Keep forgetting we’re going to see Jane McDonald tomorrow night lolstatic.klipy.comJane Mcdonald: I Love My Life!ALT: Jane Mcdonald: I Love My Life! 030
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hear me out but. Hugh Bonneville, specifically in Notting Hill 020
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Made a rustic* chocolate, tahini and blackberry cake *id lost patience with the frosting 1111
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026First song for choir winter term: Harry Styles - Aperture Nice 020
Reposted by EddoDr Anke Marsh @ankemarsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just so we are clear: The 83yo priest on the left is a terrorist. The balaclava-clad men on the right are protestors with legitimate concerns 522036941
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Is there anything less interesting than pictures of someone’s stats from their fitness tracker after they’ve worked out? 120
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Well well well, if it isn't the estate agent finally getting in touch with us because the property he's selling is about to be empty and the vendor isn't going to be receiving rent. Honestly. 010
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Why do four day weeks feel longer than five day weeks? It should be a week Tuesday 000
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In today's house buying fun, a roofer came to quote for some work. Then got pissed off that we don't own the property (despite the fact WE TOLD HIM via email) and gave an enormous quote, a good £22k more than the previous one. So like, what happens now? 010
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Gosh buying a house is fun. Paid for a structural engineer to check something out, it needs work to make it safe, the vendor is pushing back. Darling. Please. 150
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Six magpies on this mornings dog walk ladsstatic.klipy.comMassive Gold Stash: Bars & Dollar-Shaped GoldALT: Massive Gold Stash: Bars & Dollar-Shaped Gold 030
Eddo @eddoh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Any book reccs? What are you reading? I’ve recently read and enjoyed, Fruit Fly, am currently mid way through Good Material by Dolly Alderton which is going down nicely. But any other reccs? Generally open to all genres, suggestions. Ya 500
