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I’m pro-opera AND I vote

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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope this one wins
Submission to the Guitar Center contest. The username IWillEatEdSheeran appears at the top, using a picture of AskJeeves as an avatar. Below this is a still of a video showing Robert Pattison titled “I will eat ed sheeran.The caption reads, “I will brutally cannibalize Ed Sheeran live on stage nothing can stop me I will do this.”
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh cool they’re rebooting Dharma & Greg
Cropped screenshot of a Hollywood Reporter article featuring a description of the upcoming NBC comedy “Newlyweds.” The text reads: Newlyweds: Logline: A later-in-life love story about a free-spirited woman and a buttoned-up professor who marry impetuously after a whirlwind courtship.
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The live wolves I’ve released into your home do not threaten your children in any way
Cropped screenshot of a Hollywood Reporter headline that reads, “Bob Iger: Disney’s OpenAI deal “does not in any way” threaten creatives” above a photo of bob iger looking like a smug git.
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Just had a dream that I accidentally walked into one of the enclosures at Jurassic Park and all the dinosaurs looked at me like
Awkward Party Reaction meme - image shows a crowd of teenagers holding red solo cups and looking at the camera with confusion, disgust, and derision
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen >:)
Cropped screencap of a Hollywood Reporter headline that reads: ‘Baywatch’ Reboot a Go at Fox, alongside a photo of the original show’s season 3 cast.
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
They lived though
Picture of chocolate chip zucchini muffins on a metal rack on a countertop. They do not contain anise extract
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Why does this look like the disaster girl meme Tony what did you do
Cropped screenshot of a youtube thumbnail featuring a partially-excavated skull. In the foreground, a historian stares out at the viewer with a bland smile beside the text “child labor skeletons found!”
The video is titled “Unearthing a Real Victorian Workhouse! | with Tony Robinson” and was posted by History Hit.
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
$30??? You know what I'm just gonna use ball bearings
Cropped screenshot of Michaels dot com featuring two tiny 3.7oz containers of silver dragées each listed for the sale price of $26.46. The regular price of $33.48 is listed after it.
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Committing culinary crimes unlike anything this world has ever seen (fake worcestershire sauce without onions, garlic, or the presence of a loving god)
Photo of a whisk half-immersed in a brown liquid with orange foam in a saucepan
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Terrible news on the candy front. If you want a non-sour worm in America, you’ll have to rip it out of the ground.
Screenshot of an email from Ferrera Candy’s customer service department. It reads: Thank you for contacting us regarding Trolli Squiggles. Your feedback plays an integral role in our ongoing efforts to further improve our products and services.
While we are happy to hear you enjoy our products, we are sorry to share that this product has been retired. Please understand that when a product is retired, it is not done impulsively, as we take into account many factors.
Decisions to discontinue or introduce a flavor or size are made in response to consumer preferences and purchasing patterns throughout the country.
We will share your comments with both our marketing and research & development departments. This information will be helpful in our efforts to improve our current product offerings and in the development of new items.
Thank you again for taking the time to contact us with your comments. We hope our products will be completely satisfactory in the future. Please click here to fill out a brief customer satisfaction survey. Sincerely, Ferrera Consumer Affairs Department
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Using chocolate gingerbread cookies to cope with The Horrors™️
Photo of a plate of chocolate gingerbread sandwich cookies with a ganache filling
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Well I sure hope so
Cropped screenshot of the letterboxd app showing the category “Popular with friends.” The movies listed are Bird, Banshees of Inisherin, and Casper
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Freeze your pie crust, they said. It’ll make it so quick and convenient, they said
Image of shattered, frozen pie crust partially reconstructed but clearly still mortally wounded
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Casper @ectocoolerkeg.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
The stars yearn for the mines
Screenshot of the astrology app Co-Star featuring a list of dos and don’ts - the “do” column reads “hard hat, head lamp, pick axe.” The “don’t” column reads “impulsive decisions, makeover scenes, identity theft”
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