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@ecophresh.bsky.social
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transbian once called self aware but only in a self destructive way 🎸🎹🌱✒️

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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've gotten so fucking cute with gifts lately.
An image of a handwritten set of growing instructions for strawberries. The front page includes a drawn picture of a strawberry with the quote "and thou shall eat strawberries, sugar and cream!" From the old children's book mother goose.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wow! What? Huh?
Lavenders titsLavenders tits
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
First okra of the year. Incredibly satisfying to grow. Flowers are gorgeous.
A picture of a beige okra flower with a dark brown center. Some green seems are shooting out below it and a blue petunia is in the lower foreground. Several large, five pointed okra leaves spread out beside it.A picture of a beige okra flower with a dark brown center. Some green seems are shooting out below it and a blue petunia is in the lower foreground. Several large, five pointed okra leaves spread out beside it.A picture of Lavender holding an okra pod. A magenta rug sits on a tan tiled flower in the background.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Are they fucking kidding
The Policy Update: Effective in 45 days, all data included in your Android device backups will begin counting toward your Google Account storage limit. Photos and videos in Google Photos and MMS data already count toward your Google Account storage today. With this change all other backed-up data such as SMS messages, call history, device settings, and app settings will also count toward your Google Account storage. The storage used by your device backup may increase once this policy takes effect. If your Google Account exceeds its storage limit, your automatic backups will pause until you
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Coolest thing I got to see, just casually walking outside. Playing out a family reunion.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Coolest thing I got to see, just casually walking outside. Playing out a family reunion.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In nawlins
The Mississippi riverA steam boat on the Mississippi river
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Got me a down a rabbit hole this is the founder of the org theyve promoted.
Christine Joy Maggiore (July 25, 1956 – December 27, 2008) was an HIV-positive activist and promoter of HIV/AIDS denialism.[1][2] She was the founder of Alive & Well AIDS Alternatives, an organization which disputes the link between HIV and AIDS and urges HIV-positive pregnant women to avoid anti-HIV medication.[3] Maggiore authored and self-published the book What If Everything You Thought You Knew about AIDS Was Wrong?

Maggiore's promotion of HIV/AIDS denialism had long been controversial, particularly since her 3-year-old daughter, Eliza Jane Scovill, died of Pneumocystis jirovecii pneumonia, which is an AIDS-defining illness. Consistent with her belief that HIV was harmless, Maggiore had not taken medication to reduce the risk of transmission of HIV to her daughter during pregnancy, and she did not have Eliza Jane tested for HIV during her daughter's lifetime.[3][4] Maggiore herself died on December 27, 2008, after suffering from AIDS-related conditions.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Every day i have to remind this dumbass motherfucker you are eleven years old 98 degree heat will murder you
A picture of brisket, lavenders dog
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trans woman here, I have paid all my bills for the month but wasnt able to squeeze in a grocery trip. Venmo is LvD95 and zelle is below.
Zelle code
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Promise I asked for each tomato plants consent before stringing them up like this
Every year Lavender strings up her tomatoes in a more and more extreme way. This year, shes got eight naughty little tomato plant tied and pulled tight. All tomato plants provided clear verbal and secondary consent(tomato=HORNY). Every year Lavender strings up her tomatoes in a more and more extreme way. This year, shes got eight naughty little tomato plant tied and pulled tight. All tomato plants provided clear verbal and secondary consent(tomato=HORNY).Every year Lavender strings up her tomatoes in a more and more extreme way. This year, shes got eight naughty little tomato plant tied and pulled tight. All tomato plants provided clear verbal and secondary consent(tomato=HORNY).Every year Lavender strings up her tomatoes in a more and more extreme way. This year, shes got eight naughty little tomato plant tied and pulled tight. All tomato plants provided clear verbal and secondary consent(tomato=HORNY).
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A poem
Its gods job
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Look at my lambs quarters. Im gonna make some sick ass salad from this and my purslane when its time. Gonna toss in lemon balm and violets too
A picture of a lambs quarters annual bush.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Wow what's that
Lavender is in a black and white houndstooth pattern skirt with a slightly see through lingerie top. She is doing a peace sign with her fingers.Lavender is wearing a black and white houndstooth pattern skirt with a white slightly see through lace top.Lavender is wearing a black and white houndstooth pattern skirt with a white slightly see through lace top.Lavender is wearing a black and white houndstooth pattern skirt with a white slightly see through lace top.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Grew this and I keep getting more
A picture of an assortment of veggies pulled from lavenders garden, including garlic, a beet, a couple potatoes, and some zucchini.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Perfect(Bisexual)
 flowers are perfect(bisexual) containing 75-100 stamens and many individual pistils
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I was really good friends with one of the best posters to ever do it. He was also a far better person i could ever be. I still have a woodblock print of his hanging over my bedroom mirror. Immensely talented artist.
A picture of a woodblock by my friend Josh, who went by liftrs(ssssssss) on twitter before the space dork nazi took over.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
People will roll their eyes at "everything in america is rape culture" but truly everything in america is rape culture
A post by Hannah Harper where she states that "god was glorified and I believe everyone in the building had an encounter with him whether they wanted to or not"A post by Hannah Harper where she states that "god was glorified and I believe everyone in the building had an encounter with him whether they wanted to or not"A post by Hannah Harper where she states that "god was glorified and I believe everyone in the building had an encounter with him whether they wanted to or not"
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Oh wow huh check it out I mean whoops
Boobas
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Why are we doing this
A tweet by Ryan Cooper promoting a Paul krugman on how genocide and continued enabling of the fascist right in this country is good payoff for a slightly improved economy.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ladies our time is almost near
In 5-10 million years, the y chromosome will have disappeared due to gradual degeneration.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Actually I just learned an incredible thing
During the 1880s in the United States, dinner parties themed around the color brown were popular events. Following the standard set in lifestyle magazines, hosts served brown dishes—bread, soup, turkey—including sautéed mushrooms, which were then known colloquially as "brownies". By the following decade, the event had evolved into a feast of sweets under the name "Brownie Banquets", parties decorated with figurines of illustrator Palmer Cox's comic characters The Brownies. Chocolate ice cream, graham crackers, and brownies were common elements with "brownie" now used to refer to a molasses cake.[3] One such recipe appeared in the 1896 version of Fannie Farmer's The Boston Cooking-School Cook Book, containing molasses and a nut at their center, but no chocolate.[
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Anyone know what this is
A picture of a woody bush with some budding leaves. Its bark is a light brown. Its in a red terracotta pot.A picture of a woody bush with some budding leaves. Its bark is a light brown. Its in a red terracotta pot.A picture of a woody bush with some budding leaves. Its bark is a light brown. Its in a red terracotta pot.A picture of a woody bush with some budding leaves. Its bark is a light brown. Its in a red terracotta pot.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I cant bake unless im insanely stressed out. Chocolate bundt with vanilla maple drizzle.
A picture of a chocolate bundt cake with a maple vanilla drizzle on top.A picture of a chocolate bundt cake with a maple vanilla drizzle on top.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I love doodling with pen
A picture of an album cover lavender is working on. It features chaotic line work with the album tracking on the left and right side of the drawing. The drawing includes a gun grip with a penis instead of a barrel, next to the phrase "its big, its loud, it's 50% flesh". Next to it is a picture of two people in front of a square with the phrase "is this a couch, a bathtub or even a casket. Below that it says Lavender Jane Dougherty, Certified Transexual. A quartet of tanks is above that, aiming at a large circle in the center surrounded by power lines. Above the tanks its says "look out for birds! Theyre everywhere! EVERYWHERE." The album is named Pastoral Nightmare.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is the one rule in math I think they like totally just bullshitted
A negative times a negative will equal a positive because what was originally negative has been reversed in direction. For example, -2×-4=8, where we take away 4 negative 2s. There, so we have <<<<<<<< (negative 8). But since the 4 is negative, we are having them removed (or erased).
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pretty girls say fuck ice
A picture of Lavender. She has a half closed smile with her brown hair down her left side. She is wearing a chain necklace with a light blue sweater. A picture of Lavender. She has a half closed smile with her brown hair down her left side. She is wearing a chain necklace with a light blue sweater. 
A picture of Lavender. She has a half closed smile with her brown hair down her left side. She is wearing a chain necklace with a light blue sweater.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So like this is insane and then you add double infinity in 2025. Ten years and arguably not a single bad song. DNWM is peak. Two Hands and U.F.OF. are only slightly weaker than the others but still fantastic.
A picture of Big Thief's run of albums from 2016-2022. Starting from 2016: Masterpiece, 2017: Capacity, 2019: U.F.O.F, 2019: Two Hands, 2022: Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You.(My Fave)
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Left:strawberry banana bread Right: apple cinnamon bread Getting really back into baking
A picture of two quick breads. The left is a strawberry banana bundt bread and the right is a apple cinnamon Pullman loaf
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Correct me if im wrong but is this italian lavender. Its a rescue. I thought it was rosemary but it does not at all smell like rosemary. I cant track the smell exactly.
A picture of a plant with thin greenish leaves. Its in a sink. Lavender thinks it's lavender(lol)  but is unsure.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Excuse me for a moment
A picture of Lavender. She is wearing a lace pattern bralette with unbuttoned blue flannel on top. She has on dark heather brown leggings.A picture of Lavender's ass.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Becoming a "golden mahogany". Im aware of the stereotypes.
A picture of nutrients golden mahogany hair dye.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Lavender
A picture of Lavender wearing a dark blue and Grey knitted beanie. Her reddish brown hair is split on either sides down about chest height. Shes wearing a black and white herringbone coat and a black scarf underneath. She is smiling and has light pink lip gloss on.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Check out this bread I made
A picture of six loaves of bread on a metal grated sheet pan. Two more loaves are partially shown below them. They are covered in melted parmesan cheese.A picture of a loaf of roasted garlic parmesan bread on a wooden butchers block. It is covered in melted parmesanA picture of a loaf of roasted garlic parmesan bread on a wooden butchers block. It is covered in melted parmesanA picture of a loaf of roasted garlic parmesan bread on a wooden butchers block. It is covered in melted parmesan
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Thinking about becoming a forehead bitch
A picture of Lavender wearing a black and white plaid button down. Her bangs are parted to the side and shes wearing a low ponytail that drapes over her left shoulder. A picture of Lavender wearing a black and white plaid button down. Her bangs are parted to the side and shes wearing a low ponytail that drapes over her left shoulder.
A picture of Lavender wearing a black and white plaid button down. Her bangs are parted to the side and shes wearing a low ponytail that drapes over her left shoulder.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Neurotic stupid ass hole government of stupid ass holes
An image of the presidential proclamation raising the cost of an H-1B application to one hundred thousand dollars
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Drawing some rough character sketches for my book
A picture of Daura Ulerik, a character from a book Lavender has been working on.A picture of Namek Hur, a character from a book Lavender is working on.A picture of Pelhof Reicker, a character from a book Lavender is working on.A picture of Tuck Traske, a character from a book Lavender is working on.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Agriculture is fucking crazy. This is the flour I got from about 30 wheat plants. 4 ft x 3 ft. Like I got a lot of grain, its whole wheat, and i got 1 and two thirds of a tbsp.
A small bowl of hand ground flour. It is a very light brown, almost tan.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Checking in on the tiktok detransition guy, who is totally normal and not at all weird. Also has a totally normal audience.
A picture of Noah, a detransitioner on tiktok who is always wrong and constantly projecting his own insecurities onto the entire trans population despite not being trans. He's  in a blue tang i guess.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
A visitor to my garden. Does anyone know the breed?
A picture of a butterfly sitting on a squash leaf. If has black wings with purple-blue markings around the border. Its wings are closed.A picture of a butterfly sitting on a squash leaf. If has black wings with purple-blue markings around the border. Its wings are open.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Tomato, butternut squash, pumpkins, cucumbers. Been pulling cukes all week, tomatoes will start to come off next, and i have a few baby butternut and pumpkin forming as well.
A picture of three large tomato plants. They have several green roma tomatoes on their vines, ripening.
A picture of a butternut squash plant with some beets and dill in the foreground.
A picture of a pumpkin plant.A cucumber plant.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This old man spends all fucking day sleeping and then wakes up for five minutes to let out a sigh so deep it reaches hell
A picture of Brisket, Lavender's brown pittie mix. He has a patch of hair missing on his front right elbow. He is lying on a light teal bed with a blue pillow underneath him.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I grew this beet. This is my beet.
A picture of a small beet grown by Lavender. It is a dark maroon color with purple stems and purple green leaves.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Evening
A picture of Lavender in the mirror. She is wearing dark Grey shorts with a brown belt over a lace one piece.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A picture of an empty garden bed with clover seeds sown in. The bed is made of tree branches and sticks.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I love that this decision is completely incoherent. Good reflection of terf brains.
A picture of the skrmetti decisionA picture of the skrmetti decision
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
He's always just loafing
A picture of brisket, a brown pittie mix, lying on a bed.A picture of brisket, a brown pittie mix, lying on a bedA picture of brisket, a brown pittie mix, lying on a bed
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A picture of six heads of winter wheat and a bundle of wheatstalks
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This beets gonna be a winner. All my others are a bit wimpy. They've liked the extended surprise cool spring we've gotten
A picture of a best plant in lavender's garden. The leaves are a yellow green and the stems is a reddish purple.
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Lavender @ecophresh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I admit this is complete bullshit on my part. I started remembering my b*y scout knots halfway through. Cooking twine.
A picture of four tomato plants that are about a foot and a half tall. They are in soil with a light covering of mulch, with other plants in the foreground.
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