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Eddy Conroy

@econroy.bsky.social
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“There’s some good in this world… and it’s worth fighting for” Running comms for National College Attainment Network, all things higher ed policy and practice. Plus food and cocktails. Opinions mine.

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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 14h
You couldn’t have dragged this admission out of me with hot needles under my fingernails. What a dick.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every single goddamn time. We could have so many nice things if corporations paid even vaguely reasonable taxes.
A screen shot of a skeet from Chris Hayes that says “this was and is truly the entire point of republican governance”

It is a repost of one from Talmon Joseph smith, which reads, “American pre-tax corporate earnings have have grown by $1.2 trn, or 30%… and yet Uncle Sam is seeing little of the benefit. Taxes on corporate profits have collapsed”. 

Beneath the text is a chart showing declining corporate tax receipts, that are even lower than CBO estimates predicted.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can feel the Catholicism unlapsing in real time
A screen shot of a tweet from pop Leo XIV and a reply from “Spectro”

The popes tweet says: “in this era of artificial intelligence, it’s important to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one , between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculations based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack” (rest of tweet cut off). 

The reply says: “Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You’re not an AI influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you’re being used to sway public opinion. How many local models do you run?
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My cat is working hard on becoming spherical
A tabby cat sleeping on a green blanket. The cat is quite fat.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I tell you what, if you want to rely on a clear career path for the next 40 years, rather than learning how to think, I admire your bravery.
A screenshot of text from the article. 

Text reads: 

According to a report that the American Academy of Arts and Sciences published Tuesday, colleges and universities in the United States awarded 164,847 bachelor’s degrees in the humanities in 2025—the lowest number since 1991. That total represents a 30.4 percent decline since 2012, when humanities degrees were at the height of their popularity.

“A lot of students can’t even imagine what kind of job they could get with a humanities major outside of teaching,” Robert Townsend, director of humanities, arts and culture programs at AAA&S and author of the report, told Inside Higher Ed. “And as tuition keeps rising, it puts a premium on choosing a major [with a clear career path].”
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you know the signs that your pet might have a drinking problem?
A dat tabby cat is sprawled on the floor beside a sam Adams beer bottle. A fat tabby cat is staring up at the camera. Beside her is a bottle of sam Adams beer
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today’s media impact analysis brought to you by Cosmo
A black and white cat is sitting in a man’s lap as he attempts to type. The man is wearing a green shirt. He has a sleeve tattoo on his right arm and is wearing a gold ring in his left hand.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did allergy testing today, which has left me feeling weirdly shaky. Thankfully our resident nursing team is on the job.
A persons legs under a blanket, lying on a brown leather couch. There are two large springer spaniels sprawled across the persons lap. The spaniels are predominantly brown and black with some white patches.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Beautiful.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Step 1: Peel and cut a peach into small cubes, throw in a pan, add a cup of sugar and half a cup of water. Very gently heat until the sugar is dissolved. Let it cool, blend, then strain through a mesh strainer. Step 2: Make peach whisky sours using the syrup. Step 3: happiness
A short rocks glass with a large ice cube and a peachy coloured drink in it. The glass is on a coaster, sitting on a solid wood desk.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just made a batch of peach whisky sours. Might be the best tasting thing I’ve ever mixed up. 50/50 on whether I make it to work tomorrow
A short glass with a peach colored cocktail in it with one large ice cube
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So much for getting up early to knock out a few miles on the bike before work.
A screen shot of the weather report for the day, showing that the air quality index is bad, with a score of 290, and a “very unhealthy” rating.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Success!
Two deli containers, sitting on a black kitchen counter, one with regular pesto and one with sun dried tomato pesto.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pesto making time!
A pile of drying basil on a countertop
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bahahahahahahhahahahahha 🤣
A screenshot of a Twitter post from Daybook jobs. 

The post reads: 
“Job Opportunity!

Graham Platner for U.S. Senate is immediately hiring a Research Director to develop a comprehensive research and vetting strategy and build comprehensive defense strategies and rapid-response toolkits. Salary range of $7k –$11k/month.”
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pretty good weekend
A woman’s hand with an engagement ring on it. The ring has a large green center stone, with stepped diamond baguettes on each side. The hand is resting on a flower arrangement.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We have to hide treats on the highest possible shelf in our closet to avoid this happening. One of them, naming Cosmo very specifically, attempted to shred open the bag of prescription food, intended for his sister, last week. He is very mad he was discovered. Butter wouldn’t melt.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Given the Slaughter decision, this felt like the right shirt today.
A white man with only his torso and arms in the frame. He has a tattoo on his right arm, and is wearing a grey shirt that says “support our civil servants” in white lettering on the front.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I went out unsupervised
A grocery cart with bottles of rum, gin mezcal and tequila
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What a great Father’s day. My beloved really knocked it out of the park. Amazing brekkie in bed-eggs cooked in crème fraiche, plus flowers. Finished grading for my summer class. Finished conference session selection for ASHE. And now have time to bike, read or play vide games. Perfection.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Turns out that a mild fear of injury is perfect for forgetting about the state of the world for a few hours. Plus it’s fun to hit wall rides
A down mountain bike trail with a wooden wall ride feature, surrounded by trees and grass
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Maybe god does exist
A message from the weather channel that says 
“the UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House south lawn, with a 60% change if thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitoes and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage.  While the venues massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a lightening strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.”
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sir, I have shit to write
A black and white tuxedo cat curled up in the lap of man sitting at a keyboard.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Time for church.
A green hillside with a chairlift in the foreground. There are large patches of woods, with downhill mountain bike trails cutting through them and across the hillside.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Family are all gone, so it’s giant steak night
A plate of food on a tray. The plate has rare steak, asparagus with a herb sauce on it and a pile of French fries.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Incredible courage
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why didn’t I get any writing done this morning? Oh just watching my latest favourite show.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Time for high speed therapy after working my butt off the past couple of months
A chair lift and mountain side in the sunshine. Taken from the perspective of someone on the lift A man wearing a full face mountains bike helmet and goggles grinning at the camera.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wozniak centering humans rather than computers makes for a refreshing palate cleanser.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s really hard to beat home made roasted tomatillo salsa
A green sauce in a blender on a black counter top with limes and tomatoes
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well damn!
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s tattoo day! Hopefully finishing the Tolkien themed sleeve today
A tattoo of an Ent with the fellowship’s Lorien badge below the ents feet. The tattoo is on the forearm of a white man wearing blue jean and a blue t-shirt. A tattoo of Anduril, Boromir’s axe and Legolas’ bow with smoke and shadows wreathed around them. The tattoo is on the forearm of a white man wearing blue jean and a blue t-shirt. A tattoo of an eagle with its claws outstretched to grab something, on the upper arm of a white man. 
Above the eagle is a tattoo of Tolkien’s lonely mountain from the hobbit, with a stylized representation of Smaug the dragon flying above the mountain.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Carrie has been traveling for two days, so Kingsley has decided I’ll do.
A white man with a reddish brown beard and brown hair is looking at a springer spaniel. The dog has his head on the man’s shoulder and is looking at him
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
One of the most important takeaways from FAFSA simplification, is that it has meant far more students now qualify for and receive the maximum Pell Grant. That is an incredible win!
A blue graphic with orange text. 

the first paragraph says " 1.7 million more max Pell eligible students so far, for the 2025-26 FAFS cycle." 

The second paragraph says, "a 27% Increase, Compared to 2023-24, Pre-FAFSA Simplification.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
An image for the ages
White man with a crew cut, wearing a grey suit, with a law enforcement badge showing on his breast pocket blocks a door. The white man is staring at state representative Justin Peterson, a Black man with black tightly curled hair in a short Afro. Peterson is being blocked from entering a hearing 
room where Tennessee republicans are discussing redrawing his district in an attempt to gain the seat.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m in love
A deep blue velvet dinner jacket with a shawl collar, and turned up, satin lined cuffs.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hell yes!
A map of the Virginia redistricting vote showing the yes campaign is predicted to win.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Great to be back at New America for a visit. Kicking off today’s event on “Where Higher Ed Goes From Here” With the new Alliance for Higher Education @educationwork.newamerica.org
A stage with bookcases behind it. Seated on the stage are three white men, and one black woman.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The budget is out and we launched a new website this week, so of course my cats are helping. This one is Copper, AKA Salty B.
A small ginger cat sitting on a wooden desk blocking the view of the monitor, like the little punk she is.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fun fact, UCLA kinda did. RIP Powell cat www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/u...
A bronze statue of a cat looking regal, sitting on a blonde stone plinth
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I live with monsters!
A loaf of bread sitting on a wooden cutting board. 
The bread had been cut on both sides, so the loaf was cut at each end.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
🧵 1/N This weeks NACIQI meeting got spicy. Telling accreditors they should not encourage institutions to close achievement gaps is deeply irresponsible, and will undermine efforts to improve retention and graduation rates. www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...
A screenshot of text from an inside higher Ed article about Accreditation. The text says: 

“Kissel pointed to concerns about a requirement in NWCCU’s standards for member institutions to collect student outcomes data “disaggregated by race, ethnicity, age, gender, socioeconomic status, first generation college student, and any other institutionally meaningful categories that may help promote student achievement and close barriers to academic excellence and success (equity gaps).”

He flagged another standard that calls on members to “focus on equity and closure of equity gaps in achievement.” Such standards, he argued, may violate civil rights law by directing where institutions must steer their resources.

Kissel also read a statement from the accreditor about NWCCU’s commitment “to promoting diversity, equity, inclusion, belonging and social justice” within the organization and at its member institutions.”
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Morale in the federal workforce has collapsed. This should alarm anyone who believes in good government. Excellent piece from donmoyn.bsky.social Every exec would be forced to resign if a private business posted these numbers. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/federal-em...
A screenshot of text that reads: 

“Will any agency leaders be called before Congress to explain why their workforces feel leaderless and under siege? Probably not. This is a Congress that has shown little appetite for protecting even its own institutional prerogatives, let alone protecting the government workforce.

Republicans have long favored the argument that government should be run more like a private business. It is a fair question to turn back on them: what private organization, having presided over a collapse of this magnitude would be considered well-managed? What board of directors would look at these numbers and declare the strategy a success?”
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hey now! I will let Cosmo express my feelings for me.
A large male black and white tuxedo cat is laying across the lap of a white person wearing a navy t-shirt. The shirt has a logo that says “Bartlett 1998” on the front.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Well, what proportion of my day do we think I was walking around with a massive hole in my pants for?
A torn pair of navy pants.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
How to test if your space heater is working.
A tabby cat is sitting in front of a small circular space heater, sitting on a taupe carpet.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This piece is spectacularly good. Gift link in Adam’s post.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There are steps there somewhere
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Turns out I’ve needed a hammock footrest my whole life and just didn’t know it. Highly recommend. Especially if you have ADHD, it’s a helpful stim.
A man’s legs and feet, wearing jeans and slippers. One foot is resting on a hammock style footrest.
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Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m not very good at doing things I’m not immediately good at. So making a desk out of a slab of maple has been quite the challenge for the past few months. But worth it.
A highly figured live edge maple desk top in a room with a bookcase, dark blue walls, and a beige carpet.A highly figured live edge maple desk top in a room with a bookcase, dark blue walls, and a beige carpet. A highly figured live edge maple desk top in a room with a bookcase, dark blue walls, and a beige carpet. A highly figured live edge maple desk top in a room with a bookcase, dark blue walls, and a beige carpet.
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