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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀

@ecmsquared.bsky.social
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Game writer (most recently Baldur's Gate 3 at Larian & Plarium). Former Total War community content editor and ESL senior editor. I like TRPGs, theme parks, and spooky things. My cat is prettier than you. linktr.ee/ellamcconnell

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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18h
Thank yoooou! I've been away from social media a bit and currently have some grotty cold but OUT OF SPITE I PERSIST
A screenshot of an older Simpsons episode with Marge at a bowling alley with the subtitle: "I'm here out of spite"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18h
There are a couple of long-term residents at Cats Protection Horsham right now: Matilda (first two photos) and Jordan (second two photos). Surely October is the perfect month to find two black cats their forever homes? More info: www.cats.org.uk/horsham/ Shares appreciated! #AdoptDontShop #Horsham
A photo of Matilda, a dainty black cat, in a foster pen. She has big green eyes and a few white hairs sprinkled throughout her coat.A photo of Matilda, a dainty black cat, in a foster pen. She has big green eyes and a few white hairs sprinkled throughout her coat, and is lying on a wooden shelf showing her belly.A photo of Jordan, a big black cat, in a foster pen. He has pale green eyes and a very shiny coat, and is lying on the floor surrounded by toys.A photo of Jordan, a big black cat, in a foster pen. He has pale green eyes and a very shiny coat, and is sitting on a wooden shelf looking majestic.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was in London today for an appointment so I of course had to swing by @treadwells-books.bsky.social and left with some goodies including @rebeccambeattie.bsky.social's new book The Season of Frost and Fire and a signed copy of @hookland.bsky.social's Hookland Fragments ❤️
A photo of the exterior of Treadwell's bookshop in London. The window display is filled with many books and curios, and a sandwich board outside includes the Albert Einstein quote: "The most beautiful and deepest experience a man can have is the sense of the mysterious."A photo of a selection of books on display at Treadwell's. Topmost is a copy of Hookland Fragments: Volume One by David Southwell.A photo of a selection of books on display at Treadwell's. Centre is a copy of The Season of Frost and Fire: A Witch's Winter in 13 Rituals by Rebecca Beattie.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh the irony
A crop of the cover of a magazine called "Senior's Guide to ChatGPT", whereupon a small graphic reads "Written by experts, not AI"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A screenshot from a video of a small black kitten attacking a scarecrow-shaped toy
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
God, they always try and sneak shit like this in where it's easy to accidentally click on it - and I can't seem to find any way to disable it (including via extensions) yet
A screenshot of the Chrome right-click menu, a red arrow pointing to a stupid "Ask Gemini" option that has been snuck into a section under "Copy link address"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori lying on his back exposing his fluffy belly. His forepaws are curled, his hindpaws akimbo, and his tail curled to one side. His eyes are closed and his mouth very slightly open - he is very comfy and very asleep
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Cayman Islands bank manager from The Simpsons episode Bart the Fink just before he says "ahhh, it's too today". He is a large, balding man wearing a white suit with an orange Hawaiian shirt underneath, and is sitting in a wicker chair and fanning himself while palm trees and blue sky are visible outside.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Latest food obsession
A product photo of Village Pride lightly salted plantain chips
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
(This is the Gen V one for comparison)
A photo of the necklace worn by Jordan Li in Gen V, half pearls and half a silver chain with a large visible clasp
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
scrungly stable cat
A fluffy orange cat sitting on a bench with a seemingly sour expression (which is especially funny because they were purring like a MOTOR). Their fur is somewhat scruffy, with uneven layers where mats appear to have been shaved out. Their eyes are green and their whiskers are magnificent.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
An edit of the "horny for Jim Carrey's Eggman" meme, which reads:
awake at 2am, crying in bed because i'm so scared i'll
be horny for Leon S. Kennedy when i see Resident Evil Requiem.
my boyfriend is rubbing my back trying 2calm me down
"don't be silly, of course u won't be horny for Leon" but i see the doubt in his eyes
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I WATCHED LIKE TWO VIDEOS
A screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail pullthrough with the title "Positions I want Resident Evil Requiem Leon to put me in"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
@brendyc.bsky.social why you gotta ruin this for me? 😭
A screenshot of my Bluesky timeline. Just above a post by me saying "Oh no, I think Resident Evil Requiem Leon might be hot :(" is a repost by Brendy_C of an article by Jank.cool with the title "Leon S. Kennedy is a car salesman now"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
important
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
desk ornament
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my desk and gazing up at the camera with a typically head empty/Cheshire Cat expression
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I rented Return to Oz SO many times - I wanted to try one of these so badly
A screenshot from the film Return to Oz. In it, Dorothy's hand reaches into frame to take one of five limestone pies on an ornate metal plate, while in a foreground is a goblet of hot melted silver
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
yeehaw
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap, eyes closed and comfy-looking, with a small brown crotched cowboy hat balanced on his head (yeehaw)
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
👁️👄👁️
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori staring just past the camera while standing on my desk. His big orange eyes are wide and his mouth slightly open - he looks extremely head empty
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The "Sickos" meme cartoon, wherein a man looks through a window wearing a black shirt with "SICKOS" written on it while saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Reliving one of my finest Peak moments
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
absolute scenes here
A photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori curled up in a pile of paws and legs on a fleecy blanket on my desk, his head upside down and resting on a paw. His little pink tongue can just about be seen poking out of his mouth in a blep.A now-closer photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori curled up in a pile of paws and legs on a fleecy blanket on my desk, his head upside down and resting on a paw. His little pink tongue can just about be seen poking out of his mouth in a blep.A closeup photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori's nose and mouth, his little pink tongue poking out of his mouth in a blep.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
it looks like he's about to stage a very earnest intervention
A photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap, which is covered with a soft brown blanket. One of his forepaws is resting on my hand, which is just visible at the bottom of the frame, and he is staring at me off camera intently with his big orange eyes.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
found yer da's house
A photo of a door into a fenced off building site, upon which someone has spray painted the words: "if you have a small dick... enter!"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
giant marshmallow next to a bag of smaller marshmallows
A photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my desk and looking at me pointedly while I hold an open bag of Haribo marshmallows in my other hand at the edge of the frame (he doesn't actually want them, he just wants attention)A photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my desk and meowing at me while I hold an open bag of Haribo marshmallows in my other hand at the edge of the frame (he doesn't actually want them, he just wants attention)
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I have been told to repost this Mori meme
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
hahahahaha GET OUT
A screenshot of a sponsored LinkedIn message - it says:
Flexible WFH Opportunity (Needs Attention To Detail)
Outlier
We think you're a strong fit Ella for a short-term image annotation project with flexible hours.
Outlier is one of the world's largest freelance platforms where graduates earn and work on short-term projects that contribute to Al models.
More importantly, thousands of contributors are earning hundreds of extra dollars a week to pay for gifts or travel during the holidays.
For this project, we're looking for people with an associate’s degree, a strong attention to detail and highly consistent.
You'll:
- Spot inconsistencies in images
- Describe & caption images/video clips based on instructions
- Compare images and audio for issues and artifacts
- And more...
Benefits to working on this project:
- 100% remote; work from home or a cafe
- Set your own hours; no minimum commitment, perfect for stay-at-home parents
- Contribute to training Al models
- Get experience in Al evaluations
Pay:
- Earn up to $18 USD/hr: paid weekly
- Plus, additional performance-based incentives
If you're looking for an extra bit of money for the holidays, apply now!
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
More kind words about my tarot shenanigans from my comics waifu @jenniegyllblad.bsky.social over on Mastodon 🥺💖
Screenshots of two Mastodon posts by Jennie Gyllblad (https://mastodon.art/@JenJen) edited into one handy image. The first says:
I'm working on Jenitales this morning and properly drawing out the first tarot reading in it (literally a reading done by @ECMSquared!) And now that I've re-read the whole PDF that I got from Ella I'm like: fuuuck - I'm gonna have to integrate this as some kind of bonus side-thing in between chapters or something.

It was supposed to just be a subtle background set-piece, but Ella's readings are *too good* for that - So... Guess we're editing the script now. :artpeek:
The second post says:
When your friends are so good at what they do that you not only get a reading for yourself, but also for your fictional sex-comic-characters :ablobwink:
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It's been a year since we lost Munchkin, who was almost 20 years old(!) when we said goodbye to her. In the mornings I still sometimes think I see her toddling around downstairs out of the corner of my eye - I will gladly accept a tiny old lady cat ghost 🖤
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The WOULD meme - one guy appears to be saying "WOULD" into a microphone while many people in suits try and stop him
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A close-up of the face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori as he sits on my lap, big orange eyes half closed and tongue poking out in a tiny blep
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
This person also posted about using essential oils to help their child recover from whooping cough
A crop of an Instagram post that reads:
"SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT 6 WEEKS AGO ^3million DOSES OF THE LIVE FLU MIST VACCINE WERE ADMINISTERED TO SCHOOL AGED CHILDREN AND NOW WE HAVE A SUPER FLU SWEEPING THE NATION BUT ITS NOT CONNECTED"A crop of an Instagram post that reads:
"6 WAYS WE SUPPORT OUR IMMUNITY AS A FAMILY WHO TRUSTS NATURE MORE THAN WE TRUST THE GOVERNMENT"A crop of an Instagram post that reads:
"I don't vibe with the world health organisation but you need to know"
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A black and white screengrab from the Aunty Donna sketch Always Room For Panettone showing Mark Bonanno holding a panettone aloft with the subtitle "Panettone!" in yellow at the bottom of the screen
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A screenshot from the moment in the Powerpuff Girls opening where Professor Utonium accidentally spills Chemical X into the mixture used to create the girls, only I have clumsily edited the bizarre "Factor Fexcectorn" from the AI-generated image in the quoted posted over its container
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
An edit I made of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine meme with Rosa holding a puppy.
The top panel shows a hastily cropped image of the head of the giant Hello Sunshine robot with the caption: "I've only had giant sun robot for a day and a half."
The bottom panel has the same hastily cropped image of the head of the giant Hello Sunshine robot, this time with the caption: "But if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
👑 a message from your king 👑
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My local council just sent out a newsletter explaining how they're using "digital and AI to improve services". Meanwhile, this is the first article on the blog of the company they've outsourced this task to:
A screenshot of a blog article with the title "'Dear AI, please don't run the council' - Why the robots aren't ready to rule us just yet", accompanied by an image of two people with glasses either side of a sleek futuristic robot wearing a call centre headset
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hestia friend
A fairly close photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori lying on my desk facing away from the camera. Out of focus in the background next to his forepaw is a Playmobil Hestia figure and accoutrementsA fairly close - but slightly out of focus - photo of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori lying on my desk facing away from the camera. In focus in the background next to his forepaw is a Playmobil Hestia figure and accoutrements
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Knowing the difference between GOBLIN MODE and GOBLIN TIME is very important!
A screenshot of what appears to be a blurry TV screen showing a man in a questionable vampire costume (complete with cape and fangs) running with the text "=COMING UP= GOBLIN TIME" at the top and bottom of the screen
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Anna's advice never misses
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and gazing up at the camera in a way that seems both greatly content and extremely head empty
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It occurs to me I now have a nice little handful of very kind reviews for the self-reflective tarot readings I do over at materiamagica.carrd.co#testimonials - thank you again @jenniegyllblad.bsky.social for starting the trend so eloquently 😂
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
[Thus Spake Zarathustra plays in earnest]
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and blepping outrageously as he gazes up at the camera with a blank yet content expression
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I've also updated my Ko-fi commissions page! You can now get either a three or ten (i.e. a Celtic Cross) card tarot reading, should you fancy 🎴 📚 Find out more here: materiamagica.carrd.co#tarot 🔮 Get yer reading here: ko-fi.com/ellamcco/com...
A photo of me holding up the Strength tarot card from the Rider Waite Smith deck, which depicts a person in a white gown and flower garlands holding the jaws of a lion, as my cream British Shorthair cat Mori stands on my desk and sniffs the card curiously.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Saw people sharing posts by the "Smartphone Free Childhood movement" elsewhere and wow apparently they've put this gormless AI art (so diverse, too!) on billboards - plus ironically it was born out of a WhatsApp group. They eventually posted a statement in a comment and it sucks, of course
A mockup of five old-fashioned-looking Christmas cards bearing the subtle but telltale weirdnesses of AI useAn Instagram comment section showing a post by the Smartphone Free childhood account - it reads:
Re the Al questions. We used a mix of real humans and Al on this simply to help bring a really tricky creative idea to life on a zero budget and a very tight timeline. An illustrator was involved, as were lots of ridiculously talented creative people, but this concept needed a very specific execution to land the message. Al can be a useful tool, and we're comfortable using it thoughtfully as part of the process.
On the budget side... all billboard space has been generously donated by JCDecaux, so the whole thing is free. We're a tiny team trying to make as much impact as possible with very little money. We get that people have strong feelings about Al, just like some feel strongly about us being on Meta-owned platforms. But our goal is always the same: to reach as many people as we can with this message. We'll always use tech carefully and in service of the movement. We're not anti-tech; we're pro-childhood.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
🤔
A screenshot of a recipe - it reads:
INGREDIENTS
½ cup Warm Water roughly chopped
½ cup Milk Room temperature
2 ½ tsp Yeast
1 tsp Brown Sugar
1 large Egg
1 tbsp Olive Oil
1 tsp Salt
2 ½ cup All Purpose Gluten Free Flour
Oil for frying
Flour for dusting parchment paper & handsThe same recipe screenshot but cropped to focus on a specific part this time:
INGREDIENTS
½ cup Warm Water roughly chopped
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
hey
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my computer desk next to my keyboard. One of his forepaws is gently but insistently resting on my leg, and he is gazing at me with the full force of his head empty Paddington stare.
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A historical ink cartoon depicting an elegant lady perching on an ornate armchair and "shooting" a besuited man kneeling in front of her with a revolver which has the word "NO!" exploding out of it in a puff of smoke instead of ammo
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I need to share this baffling shelf display choice
A photo of a shop shelf with a selection of condoms sitting alongside jars of no added sugar jam
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
THIS IS SUCH A COOL IDEA store.bandainamcoent.eu/dark-souls-f...
A product image for a Dark Souls III fog gate backflow incense burner that looks like an ornate grey stone archway with open wooden doors, candle-covered steps, and Site of Grace in front
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
1) Another excellent video (of course) 2) The Goddess of Ignorance tho 👀👑🔥
A screengrab from Philosophy Tube's latest video essay You're Wrong About Birth Rates & Aging Populations showing Abigail Thorn wearing a stunning asymmetrical black dress with long trailing shrug, black sparkly visor-like headpiece, and shiny metallic makeup.
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