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The Directorate-General for #Memes and #Satire. Not an official EU page! Books: dg-meme.eu/book Store: dg-meme.eu/store

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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A nice, little treat!
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"It is necessary to plan before beginning to act, and, after planning, to act with promptitude." [Sallust, The Conspiracy of Catiline]
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Climate change is human-driven, the Earth is not flat, vaccines work, Brexit was dumb, the Russian state is an enemy of humanity, 2 + 2 = 4.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You deserve a hybrid slap.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, technology...
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Find two words that better stimulate the imagination and make us dream!
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am happy Canada wants to be closer to the EU. But I find it also so funny that the whole world is commenting on something that has no definition whatsoever. I guess politics can't always be a serious thing.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Putin before deceiving Trump yet another time.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not yet! 🇨🇦❤️🇪🇺
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brainwashing them back.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You made it, we made it!
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice try.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Big loser.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The best offense is a good defense.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lucky you.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Canadian PM: "What we are looking for is a unique alliance with the European Union". 🇨🇦 🇪🇺?
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can keep experimenting with it, but poopulism doesn't work.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Before sending drones or angry comments, kindly note this is a satirical page. And satire is the essence of Democracy.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"Always look on the bright side of life"
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Translated from bureaucratese: "Ignore the disgusting person, keep calm for a few more weeks, and have hope in the Hungarian people".
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The better I get to know voters, the more I find myself loving zebras.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When you smooth talk your way out of alliance communication... (Italy's defense minister Crosetto was on holiday in Dubai when he was stranded at the airport due to the escalating conflict)
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A simpler life...
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A big hug to all the new trainees starting today. It was difficult, but you made it!
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"I like the smell of concern in the morning"
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Let us know in the comments!
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm sure he got wiser and smarter in the last years.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
May the EPSO odds be ever in your favor. #EUngerGames
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
DG MEME helps you bridging the linguistic gap with the new voters.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I understand that even ignorants and morons must be represented in a Parliament, but do they need to be Deputy Prime Minister?
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
In a partnership, nothing is more important than clear communication.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In a world divided between evil empires, a mysterious author writes a Report showing an alternate reality in which the EU reaches strategic autonomy. His utopic report suggests the possibility that the EU might dare to dream bigger than it is used to.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
DeBÍ TiRAR MáS absTRact rEASONing.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
#MadeInEurope
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"Falhados" is Portuguese for Patriots.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Panta Rei...
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The man, whose identity is still unknown, seems to have strong ties with the Kremlin.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
EU integration at its best: Germans anarchically walking on stage, dressed as if the visigoths were still ruling the country. Italians marching in an orderly manner, with a minimalistic non-baroque color scheme.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Steiga dara kaunu. #OpeningCeremony #MilanoCortina2026
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
#moka #OpeningCeremony #MilanoCortina2026
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Bill also knows that the President's supporters are such losers their melanine level is the only thing they can be proud of.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Keep smiling...
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
#TeamPavel
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Merz: "Achieving treaty change in this Union of 27 is a rather difficult task". Let's try again after Balkan accession, it will work better.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Dear Brexiters, I don’t blame you, I blame your enablers.
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DG MEME @ecmemes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Manadonese food strikes again. #karetnyasatu #indonesia
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