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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll

@ebrend.bsky.social
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Lil guy, yeen lover and magic player 27 years old. MDNI since I repost more nudes now He/him Unorganized Anarchist in sweden

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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Teasing an exeggutor babe?
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Lean into the doll esthetic and keep your legs and arms stiff while naked
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I bought bestie fallout
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The amazing @merriberry.bsky.social drew rend and he looks absolutely dapper!
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Yolo made Rend as a pony
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
When you have her in your puter and your hand
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So, on video call with my bff while their getting ready to shower, So as they're getting undress I'm sitting there like a dork explaining my current fave mill combo in magic. (they mill 6 every time I draw and if ANY cards match color it repeats until they mill 6 cards with no matching colors)
The Water Crystal
{2}{U}{U}
Legendary Artifact

Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead.

{4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.

“Crystal of water, may you regain your light.”
—Aria BenettSphinx's Tutelage
{2}{U}
Enchantment

Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards. If two nonland cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.

{5}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

“You’ve never considered the implications of dealing with another telepath, Jace.”
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I do have to say that I love the symbiote art for the universes within. Like please lets go to this plane
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Got gifted a book for my birthday only to find that its maybe signed? Dunno if bookburners has like a cute printed signature but definitely a surprise
First page of the novel bookburners with a Max Gladstone signature in red ink
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
What happens when you don't get to see your bff for a week or two
A discord call lasting 9 hours. Between me and "Problematic Yaoi Lover"
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I could totally throw some bread up there
A bowl shaped ceiling lamp, perfect for holding bread if someone threw it up there
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A Dril tweet with the text "(me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if ot isn't the blowjob brothers"
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Whenever a nontoken permanent enters the battlefield reveal the top card of your library. put it in your hand if it shares a card type with that permanent. If you can't, create a treasure token
Amareth, the Lustrous
{3}{G}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Whenever another permanent you control enters, look at the top card of your library. If it shares a card type with that permanent, you may reveal that card and put it into your hand.

“Come closer, dear, and let me see that bauble. I’ve got a match for it somewhere…”

6/6Ganax, Astral Hunter
{4}{R}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Whenever Ganax or another Dragon you control enters, create a Treasure token. (It’s an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.”)

Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

3/4
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Easter treat. @rawrglicious.bsky.social @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social
A slice of Roll Cake with whipped cream and a canned apricot slice on top to create the image of a fried egg
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Ghoulcaller Gisa
{3}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature’s power.

“Geralf, must you always whine? I agreed to nothing. I’ll raise ghouls anytime I wish.”

3/4

Apothecary White
{3}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Vigilance

Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

{W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

3/4Ojer Pakpatiq, Deepest Epoch
{2}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — God

Flying

Whenever you cast an instant spell from your hand, it gains rebound. (Exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast it from exile without paying its mana cost.)

When Ojer Pakpatiq dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner’s control with three time counters on it.

4/3
Temple of Cyclical Time
Land

(Transforms from Ojer Pakpatiq, Deepest Epoch.)

{T}: Add {U}. Remove a time counter from this land.

{2}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. Activate only if it has no time counters on it and only as a sorcery.

Chimil gave the Oltec time. Ojer Pakpatiq gave them the tools to learn its lessons.Esix, Fractal Bloom
{4}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature — Fractal

Flying

The first time you would create one or more tokens during each of your turns, you may instead choose a creature other than Esix and create that many tokens that are copies of that creature.

4/4
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
There are three of him. and also he is on the list of individual dogs
Screenshot from Target's dog mascot Bullseye's Wikipedia page showing that his "See also" mentions "List of individual dogs"
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
And as is tradition. Hat edit for cat
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
By no means "Reanimation" but definitely a favourite way to return things into circulation
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I do like how necromancy is divided over esper and there are neat ways in which the different schools of thought intermingle in ideology and mechanic. White's reverence for death, Blue's connection with improvement, and Black's brute force and quantity driven approach.
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Yea I get it. (Never watched the show)
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Very similar idea but imagine if the next "planar crossover" set is based on hit the american tv show...
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Rereading komi and damn. It rules
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Yea got caught up in the temporality. He's definitely a great choice as a captain
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Turn the race into a mecha marathon
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
@rawrglicious.bsky.social butter ice cream
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Was gonna point to this one too. But its from the same unknown plane that Basandra is from
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Done
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dog pics for @rawrglicious.bsky.social
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Can't unsee
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Perks of working at a library is getting dibs on @margaret.bsky.social latest book
Picture of a book called  the Sapling cage by Margaret's killjoy, there is a yellow sticker for a Swedish library on the cover.
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Jammed some spelltable. Rate my set up! (Sat on a couch cushion on the floor)
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Shout out to bigolas dickolas ir whatever their name was. Good book!
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Off to the normal store to buy normal pills
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Like I know @margaret.bsky.social is a good writer, but damn "the fortunate death of Jonathan Sandelson" is such a tight story that creates a futuristic world with such efficiency. Huge recommend
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Named all my sleep mons after sleepy things
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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll @ebrend.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Finally brought home my baby. Also dog is unrelated
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