Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 4h“Rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid… In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws, he would make a Trump.” – Nate White, 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 2019 Illustration: 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴, pen and ink by Dutch artist Siegfried Woldhek, 2019 051
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 4hGallery: Actress and dancer Virginia Mayo (1920-2005), who began her film career as a chorus girl and comic foil, and went on to become one of Hollywood’s biggest names in the late 1940s Nice tribute piece from 𝘛𝘝 𝘞𝘦𝘦𝘬‘s Chuck Ross (2005): www.tvweek.com/in-depth/200... 030
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 5hTrump, to reporters: "𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 [𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢] 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘗𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯'𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘰𝘰." And this is how his “good friend” Putin marked the occasion: By slaughtering more Ukrainian civilians, including five children. Russia is a terrorist state.kyivindependent.comUkraine war latest: Russian attack on Pryluky kills at least 20, including 5 childrenKey developments on Oct. 7: * Russia slams Ukraine with missiles, drones on Putin's 74th birthday, at least 26 dead including 5 children * Huge blaze breaks out at Russian oil facility in Samara Ob... 084
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Congrats on your spotlight moment, Nebraska MAGAts. @ifloz.bsky.social writes: “For the red-cap faithful, politics stopped being about anything years ago. It is sideshow alley, with a villain to boo and a ringmaster who’ll say the filthy thing out loud so they can feel naughty for clapping.”ifloz.substack.com“LET THEM TAKE OUT LOS ANGELES”: HE OFFERED UP TWO AMERICAN CITIES AND THE FUCKWITS CHEEREDA president priced five million of his own citizens at 24 cents a gallon, and a hall full of red caps clapped like he’d shouted the bar. 000
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Chicken fajitas and wild rice, with a small scoop of peach ice cream for dessert. How about everyone else? 161
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Far worse than useless. Marco Rubio is willfully complicit in war crimes. 110
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026His misery is palpable. I love this for him—and his cult. 051
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Great reading from @ifloz.bsky.social: “‘America will never be socialist,’ says the poster. Mate, America has been running socialism for ninety years. It has simply never been run for 𝘺𝘰𝘶, and the c_nt on the poster would like to keep it that way.”open.substack.comAMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTELA remedial economics lesson for the Commissar of Mar-a-Lardo, with the 2008 receipts stapled to his thick-as-a-brick noggin. 041
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got this one a couple of nights ago. I’m taking creative reply suggestions. 100
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump: “Hey, Ted – your wife is ugly! Cruz: “Oh, you’ve 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 crossed the line this time, Trump! Insult my wife again and I’ll… I’ll… I’ll suck your 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 ball!” 010
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@regret.bsky.social and @dmehro.bsky.social write: “A new court filing alleges that #DHS built up dossiers on #ICE observers—including their photos, license plate numbers, and other information—and stored them in a system called the Investigative Case Management database, built by #Palantir.”wired.comICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir DatabaseDHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say. 021
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And not a single member of his royal court—or his family—has the the decency to tell him that he’s got no clothes on. Self-serving cowards, every last one of them. 1271
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My daughter’s rescue moonlights as a stress ball. 070
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/20264/4 🧵 “Because he’s the type of man who would sell his family into slavery if that’s what it took to get elected. And that he would use said slavery as a sob story to get himself re-elected.” – Conservative columnist Bret Stephens (of all people), on Ted Cruz, September 2018 210
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/20263/4 🧵 “Because ‘New York values.’ Because his fellow politicians detest him, and that’s just among Republicans. Because he never got over being the smartest kid in 8th grade. Because he’s conniving enough to try to put one over you, but not perceptive enough to realize you see right through him… 110
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/20262/4 🧵 “Because I see him as the spiritual love child of the 1980s televangelist Jimmy Swaggart and Jack Nicholson’s character in ‘The Shining.’ Because his ethics are purely situational. Because he makes Donald Trump look like a human being by comparison… 210
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“He’s like a serpent covered in Vaseline. Because he treats the American people like two-bit suckers in 10-gallon hats. Because he sucks up to the guy who insulted his wife — by retweet, no less. Because of his phony piety and even phonier principles… 1/4 🧵 110
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My initial guess was a Foley catheter drainage bag, but those distinct outlines on his calves sure do look like leg braces. That odd hump on his hip is hard to miss, too. Never mind the high-heeled shoes. 110
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The schmuck actually thought he’d get away with it, too. “David Flippo’s campaign falsely claimed on multiple occasions that the Nevada Republican earned a Bronze Star with valor… Flippo’s response was to blame anonymous staffers who he claimed had ‘accidentally conflated’ two different awards…”motherjones.comDavid Flippo blamed staff for exaggerating his military record. His own hat tells a different story.The Nevada Republican sported V-shaped emblems that signify a valor award next to a Bronze Star. Flippo never received a Bronze Star for valor. 163
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 03/10/202631 days to go. I hope we’ll all be able to make it. Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social 040
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy 91st birthday to the magnificent Dame Julie Andrews! 🎉 1266
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This Ogles lowlife apparently fancies himself as some kind of Christian Crusader. Yet in 55 years, he’s never served anyone but himself. www.joemygod.com/2026/03/ogle... 001
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tennesseans owe investigative reporter @philinvestigates.com a huge debt of gratitude for exposing Andy Ogles as a self-serving, serial-lying grifter. I’ve little doubt that Ogles had his sights set on higher office before Phil exposed him. 011
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fun fact: Ogles’ reputation for habitually lying about his education, his career, and his personal accomplishments earned him the nickname “The George Santos of the South” among his congressional colleagues. 0237
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank you, my friend. 🌱 November 3rd. We ride at dawn! 033
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Solid essay. And you could easily replace the words “Donald Trump” with the words “Republican Party” and it would still be completely accurate. Dumbest, most destructive cult in American history, hands down. 001
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hats off to the good folks at @votevets.org for one of the best political ads of the season (so far). youtube.com/watch?v=c8Ay...youtube.comFINAL BATTLE: The VoteVets CutYouTube video by VoteVets 052
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is it just my monitor, or does Hegseth’s skin appear eerily yellow? Isn’t that a symptom of liver failure? 000
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“The Godfather of Soul” James Brown (1933 – 2006) performing live for U.S. troops during his USO tour in Vietnam, June 1968 Gripping piece from white Vietnam veteran Tom Miller Juvik (2018): historynet.com/james-brown-... 030
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“The Republican law already ended SNAP eligibility for certain lawful immigrants—a provision the CBO estimates would result in an average of 90,000 people losing SNAP access each month. On October 1, eligibility for Medicaid and the Children’s Health Insurance Program will be similarly restricted.”newrepublic.comTrump’s “Big, Beautiful” Bill Is About to Screw With States’ BudgetsAlready burdened with the need to fulfill strict requirements mandated by the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, state governments all across the country are about to face even higher costs. 022
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know how accused war criminals almost always use the “just following orders” defense to justify their actions? I think we need to talk more about the men 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 the orders. www.newyorker.com/podcast/in-t...newyorker.comThe War Crimes That the Military BuriedThe largest known database of possible American war crimes committed in Iraq and Afghanistan shows that the military-justice system rarely punishes perpetrators. 010
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So long as they’ve got an audience that rewards them for it, they’ll continue to shovel it. “People of the land – the common clay of the New West…” youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDIyoutu.beBlazing Saddles 1974 - People Of The LandYouTube video by phantasm 57 030
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Vance has never read the Bible. “There are six things the Lord hates, seven are an abomination: haughty eyes, 𝗮 𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗲, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that run to evil, 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀, and one who sows discord among brothers.” 000
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Phenomenal reporting from @propublica.org’s Jake Pearson: “[Pearson] lost $10,000 mimicking the betting patterns of a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company’s ‘responsible gaming’ safeguards. “One week in, he was invited to become a VIP — and faced little pushback as he spiraled.“propublica.orgI Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro... 020
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Schmitt is that arrogant douchebag we all knew in high school – the one who confidently spits directly into the wind, gets the saliva all over his shirt, then defiantly declares “I meant to do that!” as everyone around him points and laughs. 031
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026𝘍𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢, 𝘚𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺, photographed by Derek Ridgers – Chelsea, London, 1982 Artist’s Gallery: derekridgersarchive.com/gallery/ 040
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have to believe he uses one of those tiny, low-watt appliance lightbulbs in his makeup mirror. What’s really amazing is that his handlers still allow him to go out in public looking like that. 010
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Co-signed. The morticians certainly couldn’t do any worse. 031
Eric Badofsky @ebadofsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Periorbital edema. Not unlike a clogged sewer. He’s drowning in his own, backed-up bodily fluids. 001