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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In all fairness I could probably say the same about the Green Party but this still hits
“Democratic States Cave on
Paramount Merger Lawsuit in Win for Billionaire Owners
The settlement will place CNN and CBS News under control of a group chosen by the conglomerate's board of directors.
By Sharon Zhang, TRUTHOUT
September 21, 2026”“Dr. Jill Stein @DrJillStein
X.com
If you had high hopes for Democratic Party reform, you may want to reset your expectations.
PS. Stop drinking the cool aid.
10:00 AM • 9/23/26 • 1M Views”
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Written by Joel Olson
Forward by Grumpy Anarchist

Originally published in Profane
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My linktree has the complete hour-long video of August 22, 2020 street footage. linktr.ee/EatsMaster
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Headlines:

Before Storming the Capitol, Trump Loyalists Practiced in Portland for Years

Opinion | Road to Jan. 6: How Portland police grew to love the Proud Boys and paved the way for Trump's insurrection

Proud Boys member who brawled at Portland protests arrested on Capitol riot charges

The warning signs before the Capitol riot
No one should have been surprised.
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Headline:
“Portland Police Chief Chuck Lovell explains officer response to violent rally
By Sergio Olmos (OPB)
Aug. 25, 2020 5:50 p.m.
Portland Police Chief Chuck Lovell held a press conference Tuesday afternoon to explain why officers did not intervene in a violent rally that took place over the weekend.”
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Photo of Zana Sparling after a protest he covered, with his protective give pulled up. His eyes are red from the chemical agents, he looks pretty worn outPhoto of Zane Sparling looking fairly dapper with two cups of to-go coffee in his hands
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just a few months later the same group of right-wing maniacs would attack the nation's capital.
Of the many journalist and activists who braved the unhinged fascist violence that day, one was Zane Sparling, who tragically lost his battle with cancer yesterday. RIP, gone much too soon.
Thank you Zane for all your contributions to trying to make this world a better place. You are appreciated and you will be missed.
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The police were nowhere to be seen despite the fact that the fascists planted their staging area directly on the steps of the downtown police station (hence the BLM protest location).
However, the federal police DID emerge, but only after the fascists left the area, and proceeded to attack and push the protesters out of a federal park nearby.
This was only one of a handful of marauding fascist incursions into Portland in the summer of
2020. The videos included on this post were collected from a large group of activist Twitter accounts that are mostly all gone now. This was my attempt to archive the chaos, knowing that one day this insanity would be easily forgotten and lost in the annals of Portland protest lore.
The police chief barely acknowledged it the next day.
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today marks six years since an assortment of extremely violent fascists, including outright neo-nazis, unhinged Q-Anon psychopaths, Proud Boys, and ex-cops, among many others of the same ilk descended on Portland and rioted in downtown Portland, inflicting heavy violence and destruction on the protesters who were there on a daily basis at that time in support of George Floyd. Aside from attacking protesters with blunt weapons, tasers, and chemicals, they also threw improvised explosive devices and fired live rounds. They were met by a contingent of antifascists and BLM protesters who stood their ground in an hours-long pitched street battle and were ultimately pushed out of Portland, suffering a devastating moral defeat.
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
August 22, 2020
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Meanwhile, people's homes, dreams and lives burn to the fucking ground while Trump and his buddies in the fossil fuel industry roll over laughing all the way to the bank. Firefighters, annimals, the environment, whole towns, everybody pays... except them.”
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Distinct lists of targets have been compiled by both federal authorities and conservative state officials to crack down on the climate movement. These lists categorize targets into two main tiers: specific foreign financial groups accused of pulling the strings, and a broader network of over 150 domestic climate organizations slated for criminal investigation.”

Photo of SWAT raiding someone’s house through their windows
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Implementing this order, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued directives that allow prosecutors to categorize basic infractions-like trespassing on corporate property during a protest-as a
"politically motivated terrorist act."
ArUr
VOWF
The text explicitly lists "anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity" as common threads driving political violence.
It also broadens surveillance parameters to target "extremism on migration, race, and gender."”

Photo of sheriffs raiding someone’s house
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“A broader presidential memorandum signed by Trump commands federal agencies to dismantle networks involved in
"organized political violence" which wraps environmentalist activism in with all the other leftist grievances. This memo, titled National Security Presidential Memorandum-7 (NSPM-7)
coupled with an internal Department of Justice implementation directive issued by Attorney General Pam Bondi, followed the assassination of Charlie Kirk and a
"round table on Antifa" meeting in October 2025.
At the meeting, Trump dragged his cabinet members and top agency heads into a the same room as notorious far-right street grifters who make a profitable career from constantly posting debunked and made up stuff about Antifa. In the wake of the Charlie Kirk assassination, they "discussed" the horrors of Antifa and such, all while sucking Trump's diek-the entire time. Just like the reflecting pool fiasco, the meeting was yet another complete waste of a government resources that could have been spent saving us from future climate disasters. Instead, dangerous new directives that have real world implications for constitutional rights was borne of a circle jerk fest full of lies, crackpot conspiracy theorists, and misinformation peddled by debunked fraudsters.
GUESS WHAT? ANTIFA ISN'T STARTING THE WILDFIRES, ANTIFA ISN'T ACCEPTING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DONATIONS FROM BIG OIL, AND ANTIFA ISN'T BURNING YOUR HOUSES DOWN EITHER.”

Black and white background photo of the roundtable as mentioned
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“The administration began utilizing federal law enforcement to target peaceful environmental groups. By February 2026, the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force (JTTF, the same task force that Bush 2 sent after anti-war activists during the second gulf war, began showing up at the homes of non-violent climate advocates from groups like Extinction Rebellion to question them under the pretext of domestic terrorism investigations”

Photo of a masked FBI agent in tactical gear
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“IN FACT, YOU'RE PROBABLY MUCH, MUCH MORE LIKELY TO WIND UP IN PRISON THAN THEY ARE.
The Trump administration has explicitly labeled environmental activists as "terrorists," and federal law enforcement has broadened its domestic counterterrorism focus to include anti-data center and anti-technology advocacy groups.”

Photo of riot cops, one with a rifle aimed at protesters
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“IS TRUMP LIABLE FOR CRIMINAL CHARGES?
Also no. A President is heavily shielded from criminal charges for their official actions due to the historic 2024 U.S. Supreme Court ruling Trump v. United States. Just like with civil lawsuits, a prosecutor cannot bring criminal charges against a President for decisions that are part of their official constitutional duties-even if it is proven that they ignored clear warnings or acted with bad motives”

Photo of a burned down neighborhood from street view
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“CAN YOU SUE TRUMP FOR DAMAGES AND LOSSES?
No. The federal government and the President are heavily shielded from
Lawsuits seeking financial damages for climate-related anguish. The President enjoys absolute immunity from civil lawsuits for any official acts performed while in office, thanks to a landmark 1982 U.S. Supreme Court ruling called "Nixon
v. Fitzgerald"

Photo of a woman crying into her hands while her back is turned to the smoldering remains of her home
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“The administration's primary goal is to maximize archaic energy production and eliminate barriers for the fossil fuel industry. Legally binding reports like the National Climate Assessment serve as the scientific basis for federal courts to uphold environmental regulations.
By dismantling the science, the administration can strip federal agencies of the legal justification required to challenge climate change. The administration views it as a costly burden. Eliminating climate metrics allows for faster approval of oil, gas, and infrastructure projects.
Hence, more wildfires.”

Photo of more woods on fire
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“•••and dismantled the U.S.
Global Change Research Program and, in July 2026, appointed Matthew Wielicki-a podcaster known for downplaying global warming-to lead what
remained of it. The Department of Energy also released
"alternative reports" (aka
"alternative facts") that promoted climate change denial.”

Photo of fire fighters desperately trying walking away from a complete forest fire disaster
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“The dismissal of the assessment team was the first wave of a broader shutdown. Following these events, the administration formally withdrew U.S. participation from the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change and the IPCC.•••
Stripped all NOAA funding and support from the landmark annual report tracking the state of Arctic ice....
Struck down the key 2009 scientific ruling that legally forced the government to regulate greenhouse gases...”

Different photo of Spokane burned to the ground
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“In April 2025, during Trump's second term, he fired every single scientist that was working on the next National Climate Assessment (NCA6), nearly 400 scientists and scholars in total.”

“By June 2025, the Trump administration removed the previous quarter-century of National Climate Assessments from all federal websites without explanation.”

Photo of Spokane neighborhoods burned to the ground
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Despite their not-so-clever attempt to obscure the report's release on the busiest shopping holiday of the year, people DID notice it. When pressed, President Trump publicly dismissed its warnings shortly after its release, stating simply, ‘I don't believe it.’”

Photo of fire fighter with a pitchfork being completely engulfed in wildfire flames
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“AND, sharp increases in fire frequency and burn areas will heavily drive up federal and state expenditures. This includes billions in infrastructure loss, property damage, and skyrocketing fire suppression costs. But hey, it's not Trump's money, and it's not private donor money from the fossil fuel industry. No, it's public money aka tax payer money aka YOUR MONEY. YOUR lives fighting wildfires. YOUR homes burning down, not his.
So why should Trump give a fuek?”

Photo of fire fighters desperately trying to put out a big ass forest fire
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“And, the sheer amount of building wildfire smoke annually is projected to severely lower regional air quality across the country, increasing the prevalence of respiratory illness and disrupting outdoor economic and recreational activities.”

Photo of smoked out Portland, Oregon, plumed over with wildfire haze
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“The report concluded that by the middle of the 21st century, the annual amount of total area burned by wildfires in the western United States could increase by 2 to 6 times from current levels (remember this was in 2018).”

“Also, it stated that even though western U.S. states remain the most at-risk, rising temperatures and intensifying droughts will dramatically increase wildfire frequency in the Southeast V.S. as well, where humidity has largely been a deterrent, but that humidity is rapidly declining annually.”

Photo of a burned up wilderness
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“The Trump administration published the 1,600-page document on the afternoon of Black Friday, a major holiday weekend. It was pretty obvious to the entire world that Trump didn't want anybody to notice the report's contents.”

Photo of shopping center chaos during Black Friday
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“The report said that it is "extremely likely" that human-driven greenhouse gas emissions are the dominant reason for global warming. It directly attributes the DOUBLING of western forest areas burned between 1984 and 2015 to human-caused climate change.”

Photo of greenhouse gas emissions from factory chimneys
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“In 2018, the first Trump
Administration quietly released the full Fourth National Climate Assessment (NCA4), a major climate report federally mandated by law and overseen by 13 federal agencies.”

Photo of another wildfire at night
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We’re so cooked 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“And lastly, if y'all end up in a clinch:
congratulations! Now you have entered an entirely new martial arts system to train! Since we can't get into this properly in a post, all I can say is that if you're in a clinch and you don't know what the fuek you're doing, try and create separation (forearm or palm across the face is always fun) if you're the defender, and if you're the aggressor: grab on to things that are grab-able (hair, clothes, head, arms, hands, MASKS), try and throw them, try to mimic being a hyper-aggressive chud, and try to hit them (gently!). Make sure you wear clothes that you don't care about in case they get ripped and torn.”

Photos: two pics of thai fighters locked in a typical clinch position
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you're getting pummeled in practice it's okay to call it awash and start over. This is what training is for. You can't ask for a redo in a real fight though.
There's an unlimited number of ways these situations can unfold. There's no way I can write them all down and how to respond to each one. Likewise, there's no way you can train for every single possible way. The best you can do is train for what I already listed, that's the best way to prepare for any unexpected wildcards. The chud might be hyper aggressive, they might be way stronger than you, they might be drunk, they might be a trained fighter, who knows?
Like I said in Fight Back, fighting is a coin toss. A trained fighter can get knocked out by somebody who's never fought before, you never know what the fuck is going to be tossed at you, so just train for the foundations: stay heavy in a clinch, stay calm, stay off your back heel, tuck your chin, keep a strong base, remain defiant, stay strong in your resolve, and remember: we all have your back!
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“THE MAIN GOAL OF THE DEFENDER-IN-
TRAINING WILL BE:
• Keep your eyes open, remain calm
• try and create separation, (stiff arm, cross forearm bar, and drive) and
• if that's failing, try and remain balanced and upright and heavy and flat footed, or push off the rear heel, but don't let yourself get tossed around, and
• Throw strikes if you can. Gently, of course.
These are our friends after all, but try and see if you can find room for soft strikes.
• Remember that you're not Bruce Lee. If you've been practicing with friends, great!
But you're still a white belt. NEVER FORGET THAT. UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING WITH A PROFESSIONAL, YOU'RE GOING INTO THIS SITUATION AS A WHITE BELT.”

(The part in all-caps is highlighted in yellow)
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This time the attacker is grabbing the defender’s arms. This is a very likely scenario, and the defender demonstrates what he would do in this situation (direct knee to the body, follow-up elbow to the attacker’s hunched-over head)
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Your striking power comes primarily from the posterior chain and core, if you're doing it right, not from your arm muscles. Contrary to what many body builders and chuds think, getting your arms big and strong only gives you a negligible benefit to striking unless you're, like, super roided out. But even then, a trained striker who's half your body weight could probably still pick you apart.
You can jack up the sexy arm muscles and it might get you laid (or it might get you called a douchebag) but by itself it won't make you a better fighter. You gotta blast that core and learn to connect energy from your posterior chain, that's how you get the most results from your elbows in this situation..
This is because when we throw proper strikes we are turning our hip and shoulders into our strikes, by drawing power from our core, oftentimes by pushing off our back heel. Basically, your limbs are just blunt weapons connected to your core.
THIS ALL STARTS MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE
WHEN YOU JOIN A MARTIAL ARTS GYM”
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Corny but informative video on the science behind the one-inch-punch
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Now we’re getting into the nitty-gritty but this is essentially where we draw our energy for a close range elbow strike.
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is how it’s done, this is the goal. Try to get here 👇
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This won’t be something you do perfect the first time. If you try it out in the wild without any training or practice, you’ll likely do it slow and clumsy. It’ll still hurt the attacker a little bit, and probably surprise them, but they’ll come at you full speed. If you DO stun them, hit them again!
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Starving Dog Eats Master @eatsmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“ My personal favorite in this situation is the elbow. Crash that elbow right into the attacker’s face. Doesn’t matter where it lands, the elbow is a sharp SOB. Use it. It’s right there, you don’t have to pull back to load it up, when the fucker pushes into your guard, your elbow is a few mere inches away from his stupid face. Push off your back foot and drive that sharp blade right into that fucker’s face, full blast. Put your shoulder into it. After he’s stunned, light him up: fists, more elbows, knees, or simply stiff arm him again to keep him back. This shit works! “

Photo: same as the others but from a perspective of seeing the defender’s elbows super close to the attacker’s face. Punctuated with bright yellow arrows
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