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@easydoesit.bsky.social

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the Level 1 Diagnostic runner, the self-sealing stem bolt enthusiast

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 2h

talkin yanks hosts on a live stream looking sad and walking out of the frame

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 13h

screenshot of Don Draper in a conference room from Mad Men season 1. subtitle reads: "It's not a factory defect. It's Spooky."

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

tweet from march 18, 2019, at 6:25 a.m.:
“i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

goku handing you your very own clown license. congratulations.

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

me when I have exactly one (1) weed before bed

screenshot from “the trouble with angels” (1966): two younger girls in uniforms each hold cigars that look like blunts while one of them enthusiastically blows a cloud of smoke

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“#1: the full frontal dick and balls pitch”

a youtube short titled: “Top 5 Banned pitches in MLB”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

An account with this avatar was just laughed at by their main dude and they know theyre gonna go wild

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

in good times and bad you were there. i’d crawl theough hell and back for you

helicopter game

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

same energy

super hans from peep show holding a box of crunchy nut cereal menacingly. subtitle reads: "nice packet of crunchy nut you've got here. pretty expensive, as I recall."

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

who is stjmpq

jeopardy contestant whose final jeopardy guess is “who is stjmpq”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

mr. bill

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

goku handing you your clown license. congratulations.

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

clemens looking like the r/malefashionadvice final boss on sunday night baseball

roger clemens in the worst fit you’ve ever seen. oversized black sports coat, pastel-purple checkered button-down and ehat appears to be acid-washed denim

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

a screenshot from the home alone 2: lost in new york video game for snes. harry & marv are behind bars and harry’s speech bubble reads: “marv, you turkey, shut up!”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

r/squirrels is a wild place

a screen shot from a post on the squirrels subreddit, in which a generic photo of a squirrel is captioned with the following:

“I felt like we were forming a connection
than he turned on me,... dug his sharp fengs into my flesh.
He traded the sanctuary of my trust for the fleeting currency of deceit and agression. At the blink of an eye, we went from nursing a strong
Kinship to , to him sinking his piercing ivories”

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

the Apple TV broadcast of the Sox/Mets game just showed a close-up shot of a lone baby shoe in the outfield how can you not be romantic about baseball

a baby shoe on the warning track at Citi Field

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

this post triggered a memory. for some reason I owned this. why did I own this.

‘family dog’ for SNES

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

a person is surrounded by hazards and keys to locked puzzle doors; chip’s challenge for windows (america)

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

youtube screencap of two people soyfacing in front of an image of comedian and streamer Limmy with the caption: “FIRST TIME SEEING SCOTTISH COMEDY LIMMY’S SHOW”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

“this” pointing meme screenshot

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

seinfeld’s david puddy sitting on the couch

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

“what’s a Grogu?”

King Cold from Dragonball Z

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

daniel craig with long hair

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

agent cooper in twin peaks: the return with his face overlaid on a wider shot of him

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

hanging out at ikea. anyone up for a game of OBVIOUSLY!

a stack of prop board games in a staged living room that includes “OBVIOUSLY!”, “DO YA PUNK?”, “Dark Tower”, and “READ ‘EM & WEEP”

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

yakko looking at a smartphone, presumably reading an obnoxious bluesky post where someone is being annoying

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

max fischer from rushmore with a speech bubble

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

hillary clinton staring at a normal kitchen and tall bamboo plants with a confused and slightly frightened expression like it’s an alien planet

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

screenshot from Peep Show of Mark on the local news for drinking in the park anti-socially

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

still from “fat feet” (1966): “directed by red grooms”

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

found this snapchat I took like 12 years ago

a framed photo of noted racist and alleged comedian rob schneider holding up an autographed bowling pin that includes the phrase “you can do it!” beneath snapchat text that reads: “believe in yourself and anything is poss”

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

goku charging up a spirit bomb and the spirit bomb is labeled “it”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

cb bucknor

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

tom cruise as dr. bill harford in eyes wide shut crying at the sight of a mask on a pillow

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

"She's dead. Grasping Doo Dads."

Jack Nance talking on the phone in Twin Peaks

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

no one has ever looked more like an umpire

screengrab of a World Baseball Classic broadcast in which an umpre (old, white) appears wet and red

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

screenshot of a youtube video’s comments section with two comments:

@JustJezBeingJez • Зу ago
Reliving this because this is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of comedic material ever.

a reply:

@LOVEHAS1JOYRAINS • 2y ago
Mother Father of all creation our creators are playing this video to reach out to u! Our parents are here IN THE PHYSICAL FLESH!! Phone home and be home for blessings! Luna

above these comments, a youtube video is paused on a black-and-white photo of a young Andrew Dice Clay doing standup.

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

the Ella McCay billboard with a pinkish hue

ryan gosling’s character in blade runner 2049, bathed in pinkish/blue light, gazing up at an advert

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

happy pokémon day here’s veronica taylor

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

dale cooper’s superimposed face from the last episode of twin peaks: the return

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball

a recommended youtube video which is a clip from the movie moneyball and the title is “Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

weed strain review: “In my room i smoked a joint of this flower ...
Started to listening music .. next chapter what i realized. I making a drummer performance to the plastic bottles ( Pepsi, mayonnaise, ketchup ) While I listened the music ... Making the show like i am the rockstar and they are my fans ...
Was weird .. Highly recommend to stay home and feel something gorgeous ...”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I heard were doing a meghan mccain retrospective

meghan mccain on twitter, 5/13/2010:
“Give me the beach boys and free my soul!”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

the big vacant hole next to the stamford town center with the text “stamford mentioned”

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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

goku handing you a clown license. congratulations.

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

goku handing you a clown license

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Buzzfeed headline: Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Revealed That Their Whole Family Sleeps In The Same Bedroom, But They're So Gassy That They Didn't Realize There Was A Rotting Smell Coming From Their Mattress Pad

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

screenshot from twin peaks the return of a text that says “:-) ALL.”

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

sir, Ronald Reagan once lived here. please show some respect.

"He followed that no-he-didn’t-just-say-that-did-he performance this week by adding a series of plaques underneath portraits of past presidents on the wall of the Colonnade at the White House that brazenly denigrated some of his predecessors. In effect, he bronzed some of his cartoonish social media juvenilia and bolted it to the taxpayer-owned building where two Roosevelts, John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan once lived."

never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I know this is beside the point but man this chicken looks like absolute shit

bert kreischer's unsettling-looking spatchcocked chicken, which looks like it got burnt really bad and then infected by the flood from the halo video games. it's sitting on a rack that just came out of the oven.