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Guys! It's amazing- my Ford escape used to hold around $40 in gas and guess what? I just filled it up and now it holds over $80.00 worth! Woohoo!

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. Cheers.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When people ask me what it’s like trying to remember an exact conversation I just had but I have ADHD:

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What’s up? Y’all doing good?

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell.

A very distinguished photo of Mitch McConnell

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This lad put the Guinness in the Guinness Book of Records.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For those who don't know. Ann Magnuson, who played Admiral Clancy in Star Trek Picard, was the lead singer of an 80s metal band called “Vulcan Death Grip", as well as an alternative band called “Bongwater”.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

How does your prostate know it’s your wife?

STUDIES INDICATE THAT MEN SHOULD HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THEIR WIVES, ON AVERAGE, 21 TIMES PER MONTH TO HELP PREVENT PROSTATE

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hardcore sex implies the existence of Ska sex...

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.

Whenever I see someone on one of these mono wheels, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It's always, "You have ADHD" and never, "Thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins”…

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

How does this dude look like both myth busters at the same time?

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Americans: Don't let them gaslight you into thinking that $16 cheeseburger wasn't $8 just five years ago.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Being an adult is hard, but can you imagine having to do math homework again?

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This is what PlayStation want to take from you.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I don’t know what this is, but I will 100% not be slowing down for it!

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Here’s a bucket of stories that hopefully ended well. I won’t argue for or against gun ownership, but if you do have firearm access please be safe out there!

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Back when toys were fun…

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Why bother disconnecting everything from the old pole, when you can just chop off the parts of the pole you don't want to keep?

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You guys, I think I’m on to something!

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

“According to the latest studies, it is estimated that globally, almost one out of five individuals have tattoos (1), with the United States having the highest prevalence with more than 30% of tattooed individuals.” Here is my latest contribution to this:

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Today I learned: Sharks don’t just predate the existence of trees, they are older than Saturn's Rings. Sharks have existed long enough that the solar system has completed a galactic orbit. Twice.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Car faints after seeing gas prices.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I’m so good at playing dumb, I might be dumb for real.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My cat, who is unemployed and pays no rent and poops in a box, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and I, a walking talking miracle made of 14 billion year-old stardust, am on my way back to thag store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason.

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This dog just got a haircut and it looks like he finally gave up drinking and got his life together.

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck sorry

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Stan @eastpunk.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

You ever seen the opposite of a stork?

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