Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 6hmy company is releasing the first screenless smartphone. it's a keyboard with attitude! 010
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 09/10/2026insane how this guy is in his 60s and still putting on the same antics. when yankovic dies we will have lost the last good old dude. also insane how he has the same producer as fionna sauce. also what the heck is this reply i’m just listing weird al facts 100
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 09/10/2026legit lost a friendship because she thought the name was stupid 000
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 04/10/2026this is logically transcendental and opinionated but language does indeed matter and famous people should probably be careful about what they say 100
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 26/09/2026I do think that if you're some non-media-trained nerdy tech guy then you just kind of inevitably sound stupid when you try to talk in soundbites. He is, of course, profoundly incorrect, or at least redundant, and his vision of the world is frightening. 001
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 25/09/2026you’re right but in my defense i think the venus theory ones are good 110
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 23/09/2026i dunno why there is suddenly a time deficit. do people find themselves bogged down by water? 000
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 23/09/2026my dad and i would get coffee at a gas station and he would always have another gag upon encountering the buzz ball table. 011
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 21/09/202610. rockband: only pinkerton edition 9. bertrand russell stealth platformer 8. uncharted parappa at the nfl games 7. madagascar: the mort anthology 6. mx. splosion they/them 010
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 17/09/2026i find it funny that i actually own this game for some reason 000
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 08/09/2026top 5 dreams: 5. gta7 4. open world vampire the masquerade bloodlines 3. noam chomsky simulator 2. survivalcraft ps3 release 1. angry birds raytracing 110
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 07/09/2026this post is the setup and me looking up michigan j frog to find out who you were talking about is the punchline 101
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 04/09/2026i have a book that’s all in a language i don’t understand. i never read it. most of aesthetic pleasure is top down processing. metaphysics is the money maker. 110
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 04/09/2026alcohol is actually the fucking sauce specifically because it tastes like shit but you’re not ready for that argument. it’s like the “here comes the sun” of beverages. 000
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 01/09/2026one day the asbestos bubble will burst and when it does i won't be there to save you... 020
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 18/08/2026maybe if i made eastonlegend green he would become a beloved character. it worked for the simpsons and bluey and gumball 010
Reposted by Easton LegendSen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 15/08/2026Art tip: don't share everything you draw. Draw things you never intend to show anyone. Your brain needs time to just exist in a state that's not about performing for strangers. This used to be the normal way to exist before social media poisoned us. 868822101
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 14/08/2026there’s definitely more prestige to going to a concert than there is just listening to an album though. these are very clearly two different classes of art. sex critics and sex museums aren’t a popular ritual, because they’re consumed differently. 100
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 13/08/2026third olivia tremor control album literally coming out before gta6 after 24 years and the two main guys dying is kinda insane 010
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 12/08/2026i wonder if he got his doctorate in poultry dynamics or chickenomics 110
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 12/08/2026sex work is an important backbone to society but i dunno if i look at all art as in the same class, simply because it’s consumed in different ways. there are no movie theaters where people listen to albums, for instance. 100
Reposted by Easton Legendwhat was I made for? @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I think we might have found the final boss of YouTube music tutorials 2041769
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 07/08/2026rereading old replies and i just read this as “simpsons fragment”. imagine fractured partitions of a yellow family, or perhaps of a disgraced football murderer. 000
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 05/08/2026and just like that i have found your address... i bet you feel very scared at the moment. 010
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 05/08/2026weird name but okstatic.klipy.comPope Francis BlessingALT: Pope Francis Blessing 000
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 05/08/2026I’m looking at comments and I’m surprised that people can’t hear a timbral difference. Perhaps my perceived difference is placebo, but I still hear granular artifacts. 110
Easton Legend @eastonlegend.com · 05/08/2026Timbre changes when formants are shifted down along with the voice, so it still sounds different. It’s similar with acoustic resonances. 130