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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱

@easilydissolved.bsky.social
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I try to talk about movies, comics, and sports. I also get distracted and talk about less fun things. #Marvel #DC #49ers #BlueJays #Horror

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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth, 1992 Directed by Anthony Hickox As far as part 3s go, this wasn't bad. I liked that this is the most evil we've seen Pinhead. I also liked the new cenobites. ⭐⭐⭐½
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hellbound: Hellraiser II, 1988 Directed by Tony Randel To me, one of the rare horror sequels that's better than the original. I loved how unique the portrayal of Hell was in this. Plus the Channard Cenobite was truly nightmarish. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hellraiser, 1987 Directed by Clive Barker I figured I would rewatch a couple of my favorite horror films, beginning with Hellraiser. It still makes me wince, seeing hooks and chains flying and piercing flesh. It's aged, but still good. ⭐⭐⭐½
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Niners Win! 4-0!
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3-0, and top of the division! Niners Win!
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, I was feeling sick on Monday, but still celebrating a Niners victory!
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Monkey's Magic Merry Go Round A children's show host loses his memories, and his gang of puppet pals help him find them. Disturbed, gory, and tons of nightmare fuel. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Runner When her child is kidnapped, a prosecuting attorney is tasked to kill her star witness. The worst sin that a thriller can be is not thrilling, which is what we have here. ⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Primate A family's pet chimpanzee contracts rabies, and terrorizes a group of friends. Surprisingly well done, despite its premise sounding so goofy. Credit to director Johannes Roberts and his writing partner Ernest Riera for leaning into the B movie aspect of the story. Very entertaining. ⭐⭐⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil A medical courier is tasked to deliver an important package not knowing that he is driving straight into a nightmarish outbreak, based on the classic horror game franchise. This is certainly a Zach Cregger film. Frightening, bleak, brutal, and blackly humorous. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ out of 5
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Exorcism of Saint Patrick Part of an anthology trilogy, this first entry is about a conversion therapy preacher who is haunted by several of his victims during a one-on-one session with a teen. It had a good premise and some earnest performances, but the execution was lacking. ⭐⭐½ out of 5
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amazing how well this worked. My team was tied up at the choke point and I snuck over. Took out the enemy Luna and Iron Man once they got close enough.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#Niners Win! Great start to the season
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look, the only way Trump would look like Pierce Brosnan was if Pierce Brosnan was found floating dead in the ocean after a week.
Headline from Parade stating "President Trump Stepped Off Air Force One Looking Noticeably Different: 'Very Pierce Brosnan'"
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#NowWatching📽️ Buddy (2026) Been a fan of Casper Kelly since "Too Many Cooks". Can't wait to see him tackle a feature length film.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An amazing photo that someone took during the Minnesota protest. A real life Spider-Man fighting evil.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump finally comes up with the perfect place to hide the Epstein files.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Listened to Tyga's "Starface". God damn, this was bad. The lyrics were ridiculous. The sound tried too hard to invoke an 80's pop vibe but it just sounded like someone played with a demo on their Casio, and thought, "eh it's good enough." This was so lazy. Zero stars out of 5.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We're just a sick, sick country.
Tweet from @NickFromTokyo
"In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese Twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes." 
There are two images, one has the World Trade Center being destroyed behind the Barbie logo. The other has Margot Robbie's Barbie being carried by Osama Bin Ladin and a background of burning palm trees.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lol!
A screenshot from a video that featured an elephant urinating while wearing Greg Abbott gear onto the floor. The caption reads "An elephant at the Texas Republican convention has urinated all over the floor."
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Good news, the animatronic Banana Splits from the 2019 movie are available to perform! The Freedom 250 organizers will not claim responsibility for any "accidental" deaths.
A movie poster for the 2019 horror comedy film, The Banana Splits Movie
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
So, I'm giving myself credit, because no one else did. But at this point, we were losing, 99% to nothing. I pulled this Ult, got a penta-kill. We ended up winning 2-0. I didn't even get MVP. But I'm happy that I got this game turned around.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Time to bring in the big guns
Movie poster for the Jason Statham film, The Beekeeper
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They had no idea I was there, did they? #MarvelRivals
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm never gonna have a better Emma Frost Ult than this. #MarvelRivals
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A fun little bit of teamwork to utterly demolish Thor. As Invisible Woman, I ulted, and pulled him into a waiting Emma Frost, and Groot finished him off. Overkill? Maybe. #MarvelRivals
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
#MarvelRivals Behold, the perfect Thor Ult
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Second Sight - Fun physical gags from Bronson Pinchot. Everything else was bad The Red Shoes - Plodding Korean horror Raiders of the Lost Ark - Classic Airheads - Badly aged 90s comedy. RIP Lone Rangers, you would've hated Spotify
Second Sight - ⭐
The Red Shoes - ⭐⭐½
Raiders of the Lost Ark - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Airheads - ⭐⭐½
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Also, shout out to Reflection in a Dead Diamond. A wonderfully bizarre homage to 60s spy movies that's equal parts eye candy and mind fuckery.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Serving Sara - Forgettable romantic comedy Dog Day Afternoon - An exciting crime drama Nuremberg - Good performance by Russell Crowe, decent job, but also kinda dry Hard Candy - Hey, how's the Epstein files investigation going?
Serving Sara - ⭐½
Dog Day Afternoon - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Nuremberg - ⭐⭐⭐½
Hard Candy - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yeah, Snyderbros using AI to create a Justice League movie is not going well.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Hellraiser - Classic apocalyptic horror from Clive Barker The 'Burbs - Fun black comedy that fell apart at the end Mannequin 2 - Insane romantic fantasy The Out-of-Towners - Not good, but it has John Cleese in drag
Hellraiser - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
The 'Burbs - ⭐⭐⭐½
Mannequin 2: On the Move - ⭐½
The Out-of-Towners - ⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday Watch Out, We're Mad - Fun action comedy starring cult heroes Terence Hill & Bud Spencer I, Madman - Well made 80s slasher Wishmaster - Brutal fantasy horror, very entertaining Borderlands - Not the worst thing I've seen, but still bad. Cate Blanchett was good
Watch Out, We're Mad - ⭐⭐⭐½
I, Madman - ⭐⭐⭐½
Wishmaster - ⭐⭐⭐
Borderlands - ⭐
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My favorite part is when I booped Deadpool off the stage. #MarvelRivals
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dr Mehmet Oz headline stating he's worth $100,000,000.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The bootlickers hate nurses now.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Probably my best #MarvelRivals highlight. As Mister Fantastic I successfully blocked an Iron Man ult, then worked my way through the backline to defeat Dr Strange, Jeff, and Deadpool.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A little kid in a brightly colored outfit looking angry with a 49ers hat photoshopped on, with captions under each photo, "Congrats", "Happy for you", and "Nice".
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Niners win! On to the next round...
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"We need to make sure the only oligarchs that benefit from Venezuelan oil are American." -Marco Rubio
CBS News Facebook post-
"Secretary of State Marco Rubio says Venezuela’s “oil industry is completely destroyed” and needs “investment from private companies who are only going to invest under certain guarantees and conditions.” 

President Trump said that the United States will “run the country” and that Venezuela will be primarily run by Secretary Rubio and other administration officials.

“Right now, all of that wealth is stolen,” Rubio adds. “And it goes into the hands of oligarchs around the world and the oligarchs inside of Venezuela.”
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
#NowWatching📽️ Four Christmases (2008)
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
#NowWatching📽️ Batman Returns (1992)
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Phoenix went full scale Dark Phoenix here.
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's so funny when they all bunch up together. #MarvelRivals
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My recap of 2025 from YouTube Music. I don't have a #SpotifyWrapped
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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🔱Easily Dissolved🔱 @easilydissolved.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This is the funniest thing ever.
Tweet from Elon Musk,

"Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"", with an AI generated image of a woman smiling.
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