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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I experienced twerking in Alaska in 1992

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Looks at every other Eurovision contestant) well… they’re no Loreen

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cursed with the rare knowledge that the Christian Bale dragon apocalypse movie Reign of Fire (2002) is good

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What if I told u they discovered evidence of a spooky abandoned Sears department store on the Arcadia Planitia (Northern Plains) on Mars

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know, it’s p fucked up that Galadriel only gave the boys « lambas » bread bc those forest elves were rich a f they 100% could have provided Sam n his twink w canned goods / elvish equivalent

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yearning for cyborg Minotaur energy on top of me yet again…

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Breaking news: the Midguard snake that encircles the world, eating its own tail, has been found dead off the left side of highway 163

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Je veux what Britney Spears has (medical grade amphétamines)

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This black suit fits like a glove I was born to be the widow of love

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Can’t figure out if I want the whale to eat me or nowt….

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A new city built from scratch and sprung out of HUBRIS on the island of Borneo is not the kind of place you would expect to find an incredible VHS rental store! But here it stands…

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Honestly hope Katy P and Trudeau become exactly like Katniss Everdeen and that guy she fucks

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I am a Fountain of V8 in the shape of a man

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Super excited to announce I’m MCing a glamorous soirée to benefit struggling Komodo Dragons with Hepititus (B and C not A) . I hope I see you all there!!

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Gazing out at the incoming typhoon coming in from the South China Sea at the tender age of 7 I asked myself: what if all my Barbie’s had an orgy…

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Thinking abt bloody unicorn horns…

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If the universe tries to teach me about the French communist party HQ one more time I stg I might just go there

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I will not degrade myself by posting a reel

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Only women should be allowed to talk about UFOs and cryptids I just don’t believe men

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

If loving the fortnight bear-wolf couple on boyfirendtv is wrong what the hell is the point of being right

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hit me with a night scene depicting the destruction of a city in artful lighting and I am bricked the F up

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

AI and the myth of perogies

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Elated by reports AI has been used to decode and translate sperm whale songs into something akin to human language - à finite acoustic inventory producing à generative system with effectively unlimited expressive range. I hope we can all speak with them soon.

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

It pains me to admit that I no longer can horror movie for 3 years maybe who knows

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Thé baguette turned into a snake on my arm, and then I knew spring was coming

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I am a floating brain stem in a sea of ikea products - I long to smash the kallax that suffocate my jovial spirit at every turn

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Coral reefs out here doing the heavy lifting amiright ladies

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Who the HELL is Ted Lasso and why do I suspect he is most likely one of Iron Age Europe’s insanely well preserved & notorious Bog Bodies

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Thé winds of change never accounted for the urban wind tunnel of protectionism

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Feeling passive in thé Alps! Is this how Mary Shelley felt…

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I’ve written the next great American theatre piece! It’s titled: Gossip Harbour, and it is a tale about a man filled with hubris who steals most of the blanket at night from his wife. It will star Debra messing snd whoever played will

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I am forever haunted by the vibes of Jaws 3

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

The SINISTER nature of canoe portaging won’t fool me - I’ll simply swim through the salmon spawning grounds…

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Sinkholes be damned, go ahead! Engulf me!

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Ylang ylang ain’t got nuthin on me! I have seen the face of Sabrina carpenter and hell follows with it

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Is it a crime to fall in love w the full moon lol

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Sure, fame may be a GUN but have you ever threatened someone with a BRANCH in front of Paris’ FORMER largest slaughterhouse (which is now a community center maybe a public market)

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Hitting up the Paris Brandy Melville as I type this!! I am brimming with potential and have a lust for life.

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Plz keep an eye out for seleener!! Not safe on these beaches !!

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Every time some insane ad hits me on Grindr I just think about how STUPID companies must think gay ppl r (we are stupid just not in the way that you think)

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Main problem with North America is that there are too many speakers (Bluetooth)

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I’ve only met 3 gay people in my life. One of them was God.

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Biking making my ass firmer but not bigger sigh squats incoming

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Dragonfruit. A cultural delicacy if you’ve ever been to Starbucks. I have not. How is it?

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Taking a breathe of fresh air so I can write erotic post apocalyptic fiction!

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

What is an Apple watch? Can I use it to grow my crops

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

We can’t talk in this baskin n robins deep freeze cold room - it’s not safe

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EARTH_CLAN @earth-clan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

When the woods of northern Alberta where still abundant before the tar sands my sisters and I would plant rubix cubes in an effort to grow a giant rubix cube tree

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