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@earp1880.bsky.social
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No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you... Same acct as on X, which didn't hit the spot anymore! Satire and questions the big boys squirm away from. Retired probation officer. Dad and dog lover. PS no Ass-Hats need apply.

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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SCROTUM ALLOWED THIS!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If looks like a bribe, walks like a bride then its a fucking bribe. Quid Pro Quo.
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And what about boys attraction to oh say.....couches....?
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This......
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Jack Nicholson's Joker in Batman
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What can you expect from small hands! And Stormy's detailed description!
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nixon was crooked. I lived thru that as a HS student where we debated this in civics class. He got caught and the republican party had some spine! The worst was Ford's pardon. There should've been criminal charges for him as with the others!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Liddle Marco, how did you go from an indebted State Republican legislator to a millionaire status so quickly? C'mon Liddle, some insider trading? Someone paying off your debts? You used to be a hardliner on Russia. Anything in your background coercion or blackmail? Any contact with foreign nationals
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There needs to be a super majority in the Senate to remove. Impeach him for sure. But an independent prosecutor must be used to start the building of criminal charges. But 1 guranteed result will happen if not already. PARDONS for Family and himself first!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@philipkallan.bsky.social thanks for the follow. Question.....your books are they about the orange or the human one? I guess its an old question.......
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure RFKrazy Jr will go over and show them how to wallow in muck and mud to build up resistance.
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Lonewolf @lonewolf1970.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This 👇
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kind of reminds me of that police officer from the '70s.....oh yeah Serpico.
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@pjblue01.bsky.social thank you for the addition!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When stupid is the head of the FBI....
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I was a pessimist, I would say, gee, how much did you charge for that?
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still wondering why people are fed up with the system?
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As they harumph sucking on their cee-gars, they proclaim, " ya know, everybody must contribute for our greater good and you employees need to work harder for our greater good". So this must be how Russia lives!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The stock market and short sales aren't the economy. Hourly wages vs inflation are!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sabotoogee....................soitently !
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Man Making Funny Face Meme
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They won't have a 2/3 majority in the Senate unless a tsunami of blue wins!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF! A MORON OF A FELON!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Said the convicted felon with small hands...
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Believe it! Desantis and his minions did the same thing with $10 million from a Medicaid settlement, ran it thru wife's non-profit who contracted with 2 other resources and ran ads against recreational marijuana amendment. And a grand jury could find anyone to indict because no one remembers nothin'
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ummm......✋️, does Yam-Tits know he is a politician? It's a brutal profession so he better find his big boy pants ( with a leak proof bottom) put them on a grow a pair.
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Diaper Don, what's that odor you have on, could it be another poo in your pants? And did I hear you say, Natalie get my bag today, to change my smelly pants before I leave.........
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Corrupt Susan Collins saved by a Kash Patel and Pam Bondi cover up. bsky.app/profile/prop...
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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Iowa Ashley Hinson's net worth quadrupled in Congress. Then she voted to cut Medicaid for 110,000 Iowans. Josh Turek survived 21 surgeries as a kid & won't take corporate PAC money. One got rich. One knows what you're up against. Vote Turek for the US Senate! #Pinks #ProudBlue #OneV1
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here is the check that Susan Collins' PAC got from a defense contractor's shell company in exchange for millions of dollars in government contracts
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Donna Stern @dvsmemphis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way www.propublica.org/article/fbi-... #momsky#sheshed
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is still Tuesday. Still time for a TACO!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Super Duper Convicted Felon Moron!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The SCROTUM gave them this power to blatantly steal like this! If it looks like a bribe, smellS likes a bribe then it's FUCKING BRIBES!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The money goes round and round.....whoa whoa...and it comes our out of our taxes and into their pockets! And....nothing...happens!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe being president isn't your game! I know how about a spelling contest?
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Doc Holliday's Iconic Line: Why Ike?
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The more things change: Vietnam & Iran… Your rich leaders grow richer while you are dying in a swamp. They will give you a medal. But only after you are dead. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on.
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He has signed not many Bills. But he has over 200+ Executive Orders!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Fire The Laser!!!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FFS!!!!!!
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
📌WHY aren't Democrats running ads that show the price of things in Nov. 2024, and the price of things NOW? It would be so damn easy (and effective) to do.
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey Hoody, if I may be so bold, Putski is running out of cash. Where else can he get money? Why from Foreign companies. Never set-up shop in an authoritarian country.... They'll take your money after you bribe them.
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When they go low they really go low!
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's a big Oopsey Doopsey......
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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EARP1881 @earp1880.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I speak fluent Snake Oil Salesman: if your waiting on a healthcare solution....we ain't got nothing. But here try this great elixir!
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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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