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@earlyej.bsky.social
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26 year old artist | always SFW | all ages | Cartoonist | YTPer | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | fake estate salesman | supervillain | mad scientist | Cow Tools | ceiling fans DNI #indieanimation

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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 5h
I think the rounded cartoons actually scare kids off more... because no one watched the examples I gave. There's so many obscure examples of this style. It's the Gumball clone style. I like Gumball, but hate the overuse of this look, and how it replaced UPA revival.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 5h
It's actually gonna be a gag in the 1st episode of my cartoon. The main character, Ruby, will make a clone that looks off, and it'll be in that bubble vector style.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 5h
It's specifically this "bubble" style that I hate, where everyone's so round and shiny that they look like inflatables/bubbles.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 5h
Actually, it dates back to the 80s. When new executives were put in charge of the real Ghostbusters, they demanded Janine's glasses be changed, because "sharp edges are scary to kids", and demanded that she be a "nicer and friendlier" character. I feel that 80s mentality is back in modern stuff.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 5h
Mid century modern design mogs.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 10h
Everyone thinks I'm attacking them when I vent. I don't get it. Everyone else can rant just as passionately about shit that bothers them, but when I do it, I'm attacked for it.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 10h
I'm tired of people getting angry at me for venting. Everyone else gets to vent, but whenever I do, I'm "starting trouble", or "making a big deal out of nothing". MY MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS TOO!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 10h
"Nation" is one of those meaningless terms. It means both ethnicity, culture, and state, and is therefore, a useless term.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 11h
90% of political arguments stem from people having 2 different ideas of what a term means in their head.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolute banger!
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Dead Stars
YouTube video by Covenant - Topic
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Banger
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally obtained phosphoric acid!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cybergoth Dance Party
ALT: Cybergoth Dance Party
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now listening
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nationalism and ethnostates are always bad.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
【=◈︿◈=】
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PSAs that seem cute at first and then hit you with the dark message are the most effective... but also the funniest.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I find Myers-Briggs to be goofy. There's more than 16 personality types.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats can't be vegan. Not a debate.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like, I'm talking specifically about "crunchy conservatives" with this. Hippies are by definition anti-establishment. "Crunchies" are often eco-fascists.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to be confused with actually being a naturalist. The "fallacy" part is doing heavy lifting towards my point. If you believe only natural things are good, you're feeding into a fascist idea. You aren't a tree hugging hippies. They do LSD, which is synthetic.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not a vegan, but replacing all animal grown meat with lab grown meat would be a net positive, and anyone who's against it based on the naturalist fallacy is an idiot. Fuck the naturalist fallacy. It's why we have RFK Jr. in charge of the health department. It's an evil eco-fascist idea.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Klonoa is one of those series that seem like a b-grade platformer, but then you play it and realize it's better than most of the big names. I LOVE Klonoa!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A friend need's a friend indeed A friend with weed is better A friend with breasts, and all the rest A friend who's dressed in leather
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mama I just Skrilled a man Put a speaker to his head Dropped the bass, and now he's dead
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry to anyone who thinks any other Zelda game is better, but you're wrong. It's Majora's Mask. No other Zelda game. Hell, no other game captures such a specifically perfect and haunting feeling. It's the only Zelda game I'd consider a straight up horror game.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moon's haunted.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like, when I say that my problem is that these shows are becoming harder to tell apart, this is what I mean.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought this other bubble-vector shows looked like copies of Gumball. This one is wearing the flesh of Gumball. Can you all see that this art style is becoming a major problem?
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I for one, both think Israel shouldn't exist as a state, because no ethnostate should exist, but also fear the rise of antisemitism that's come up because of all of this... I am Sephardi, after all.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just keep soaking it!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's yer offer?!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Return the slab!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Racist scum like these must pay. They can't be allowed to say this shit without consequences. Rise up, people. Stop sitting back. We need to organize against these ghouls.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another good example of the genre.
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CRIM3S - Stay Ugly (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by CRIM3S
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a goth electronic subgenre/aesthetic with trap and/or electroclash influences. Earlier stuff has less electroclash influence, but the two genres began to overlap with artists like Crystal Castles, Sidewalks & Skeletons, & Snow Strippers.
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Sidewalks and Skeletons & CASHFORGOLD - Eternal Rest (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sidewalks and Skeletons
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm, I was brewing up some copper nitrate. I'm personally more of a mad scientist than a witch, but witch music is great.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently, as far as I can tell, no... Odd.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPA revival spotted in the wild in current day. Was this designed by the Total Drama team? I thought it was, but I can find zero reference to TD on it.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Witch house rules!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Playing Silent Hill 2
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The influence of super Paper Mario on my work is HUGE. Like, it's genuinely an all-time favorite game of mine.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, how awful. Did Ganon at least die painlessly? The pit, you say?
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*To the tune of Bad Guy* "White Kirk, now red, my bloody neck"
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Lighthearted joke. Not meant as mockery.)
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Helloooo, I'm the Nostalgia Savior. I die for your sins so you don't have to.
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With the fan translation, of course!
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now playing
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Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In! @earlyej.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wubba dubba dubba, zat true?
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